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The Atheist

April 28th 2009 13:56
Atheist: One who denies the existence of God

What does the atheist cry when he's drowning?



"God, help me," I would cry.

What else does one cry in such a situation?

Does the atheist cry out to the nearest dolphin to save him?

Or, does he just accept the fact that he's drowning and quietly slip away?



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Relax !

February 16th 2009 14:48


No mistake

that you make

is too grand

for

God to

understand

and forgive

so that

you may-

one day-

eternally live.
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It's Valentine's Day

January 11th 2009 15:52


It's Valentine's Day.

Why get excited?

You're going to buy me the same box of candy you bought me the year before...and the year before.

And, you're going to eat the good pieces when I'm in the shower, anyway.
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New Year's Diet

December 31st 2008 15:28
New Year's Diet,

I hate you


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No Man is an Island-But Me

December 23rd 2008 19:22
No man is an island-but me.

I hate the telephone


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