Mispent youth on a motorcycle
November 6th 2007 09:34
You're young, you're free and you've got a bike. Now there is a source of mishaps just waiting to happen and more often than not it will happen. I had two friends that wanted to make their bike go faster, so how did they do it? Nitro racing fuel, that's how. It was the stuff used by the dirt bike riders. The trouble with this was that it smoked a bit, quite a bit and it smelt pretty bad too and the bike they had was a road bike. Anyway, they filled the tank with the nitro mix, knocked the baffles out of the exhaust to give it the "racing sound' and off they went. Sure enough it wasn't long before they were picked up by the local law and pulled over. Usual stuff happened, they were asked what they were up to, did they have a licence on them, no, this was the first part of the problem, no ID. Then they were asked to give their names. This is where it all fell apart big time. The officer asked the one driving what was his name, and he had to tell the truth, so he gave his name: Dickie Bird. Now this name upset the officer just a little bit and told to kid not to be a smart ass. Then he asked the passenger his name, again he got the truth. Donald Duck. This really upset the policman, I can't imagine why though. Anyway he asked them both a couple times more, got the same names and arrested them both for giving false names and other stuff and off they went to the local lockup. It turned out OK in the end after their parents turned up though. Just shows you what youth, a motorcycle with nitro fuel and parents giving you stupid names can do for your motorcycling days. But hell it was funny.
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