Merc

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Playing Catch Up

December 31st 2009 15:32
So. The last post was September 15, 2008. Want to know what has happened to me in the year and 3 months since then?

I got knockered up and had my first child. A little girl who will be lovingly referred to as Smiley since that's what she does best. I'm not sure what happened to my intended blogging, as we all know life gets in the way pretty consistently.

But that is no excuse, and I aim to keep this updated more regularly now!

Where shall I begin (again)? How about the epic birth story?

Smiley's Birth

We got to labor and delivery at 6:30ish on Monday, September 7, and got our room. Got my IV just in case I needed it (wasn't hooked up). Dr. Tubbs (haha) was the Doc on call and he was great. He explained how it was going to go and we talked about Cytotec and the risks and benefits. He was very open to hearing my concerns and made me feel really comfortable. The nurses were fantastic. I can not even explain how great they were. They were attentive and sweet and hell bent on making sure I was comfortable and all.

Started Cytotec at 10 till 7 am. The nurse asked at one point "How was that contraction? It was a big one!" and I was like "What?" Turns out I'd been having contractions for a while and just thought it was her hitting me. So the contractions started off pretty easy. The doc checked me and I was 1 cm and 75% effaced. They set their goal that I would be 2 cm and 80% by the end of their shift (8pm). I was fine with that. I could handle a slow labor if everyone is healthy and ok. That's how I felt at 9ish am.

So I was laboring for a while, pretty comfortable, until my doctor came in around 3 and checked me. I had only dilated to 2 cm, but that was the goal of the earlier shift so I was excited. While we were discussing the possibility of breaking my water, he broke my water. I started freaking bawling because he just DID IT. I thought Husband was going to punch him in the face.

Alright, so whatever, that's done, might as well go with it. Contractions started getting a little stronger but they still weren't bad. Doc started talking about going right to pitocin at 5 pm. I was like... what's the hurry? He broke my water at 3 and wanted to go right to pitocin at 5? Wasn't happy about that.

I was upset and so I told Husband to go get the nurse so I could talk to her. Even she said she was puzzled by his plan and did not agree with him just breaking the water while we were still discussing. She said to just refuse the pit until I'm ready.

Blah blah blah, fast forward to me refusing to start pit, and saying I'd rather just keep laboring on my own and checking progress.

Blah blah blah some more, he came back in at 8 pm (he was the on call overnight), and his tune changed drastically. I think the nurse or someone must have fussed at him. So I was all going about it on my own as my contractions got more fierce and moved to my back. I was already walking around a lot, stretching, using the birthing ball, taking warm showers. That's when it got out of control. The pain was excruciating. I could handle the regular contractions, but the back labor was unbelievable. So I asked for some relief so I could get some sleep at least. Got some fentenol (sp?) at about midnight and the difference was incredible. I pretty much decided right then that I needed an epi. I just couldn't continue back labor on my own.

So we discussed the epidural and pitocin. My progress was really slow. I was 3 cm at 2 am. WTH. Got the epi and pit and was trucking along, got about an hour nap when my left hip and back started getting very very painful. The anesthesiologist upped the dosage at 4 am, no change, it was like I didn't have an epi on that side. So he had to re-do the entire epidural. I got two epidurals. Honestly, the epis weren't that bad. Uncomfortable, but bearable. Got another about an hour nap.

Then the contractions really started. I didn't reach 5 cm until about 7 am. So I was getting about a cm every 2 hours. I wasn't sure I could make it at that rate. I was exhausted from no sleep, miserable from being confined to the bed since 2 am. But, I was determined. I kept at it best I could. Progress sped up a bit, and I was 9 cm by 9 am. At about 9:30, I still had a little bit of cervix over her head, and the cervix didn't want to move. We decided I'd start pushing and try to get her head past the bit.

I pushed for 2 hours. At just before noon, I finally got her head past the cervix. At this point, I don't remember much. I would literally pass out from exhaustion between pushing, and would miss the beginning of contractions because I couldn't keep my eyes open. It was the worst I've ever felt in my life.

Because the progress was so slow (she simply would not descend), and I was so deliriously out of it from exhaustion, 29 hours into labor, I gave up. At just after noon, they wheeled me into the OR. They intended to numb me as per normal procedure. But guess what, the epidural wasn't getting to the left side. I felt everything when they did the pokey poke test. So, much to mine and poor Husband's disappointment, I HAD to get general anesthesia.

Smiley was born at 12:43 pm via c-section. 21 inches and weighing in at a whopping 9 pounds. It turns out that she wouldn't have fit through my pelvic bones, and was even born with a bruise on top of her head from my pushing.
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February 14th 2009 03:48
I'm still alive.
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Wedding Day Woes

September 30th 2008 19:30
Bridezilla
Get this blasted dress offa me!


The wedding industry is a multi-billion dollar industry. Getting married is expensive, and that's because everyone wants the absolute best, absolute most beautiful of everything at their ceremony and reception. The average cost of an America wedding is in the $30,000 range. That's a new car, or a healthy down-payment on a wonderful house. Unfreakin'believable.

A website I found while googling wedding budgest calculates the average wedding cost for your area. www.costofawedding.com, if you're planning a wedding and interested in having a small heart attack. I'm getting married in New Orleans, and the average cost for that zip code is a whopping $29,276. Those better be some of the most glorious bouquets of flowers I ever did see! For that price, I had better hear a choir of angels singing when I walk into my reception hall.

There is no way in Hell nor on God's green Earth that I am forking over that amount for 5 hours of smiling for the camera and looking pretty. My guests are lucky they aren't having to pay me to dress up like a pretty, pretty princess for once.

I'm going for the food. I splurged on that front, because let's face it, what do guests remember from any wedding? Unless you're getting married at Buckingham Palace, most guests remember only these things:

- The location ONLY IF it is at a memorable place other than a regular church
- The length of the ceremony and any heartwarming readings
- The bride
- The food at the reception
- How they felt/how much fun they had at the reception

With all of that in mind, I planned my wedding very simply. Granted, it's on a plantation, but the proceeds from my rental fee are put 100% toward the Historic Society that maintains all of the Old South plantations in New Orleans. So I don't feel too badly about that money being spent.

The Dress.

My dress is not elaborate. It's flowy and simple, with minimal beading. I tried the dress on and sprinted around the bridal shop, to ensure I would be able to tote that bastard around for half a day. Do you have any idea how heavy most wedding dresses are?! Go to David's Bridal and try some on, just for kicks. But good luck kicking in them, they're like wearing a straight jacket that weighs 80 pounds.

And don't get me started on the average cost of a nice gown. Thousands. Women are forking over THOUSANDS of dollars for a dress they will wear no more than 7 or 8 hours tops. I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit when I looked at the tag on the first dress I tried on. I didn't though, because I might have gotten it on the dress and had to buy it. Then I'd have been stuck with a vomited-on ridiculously overpriced dress that I would never wear.

Ridiculous!

The Ceremony.

Getting married in the church you attend regularly is usually nice, and less costly. But the drawback of religious wedding ceremonies is the length. Remember, bride, you have to stand there throughout the entire ceremony. If you're going that route, make sure your dress is lightweight and your shoes are comfortable.

Long ceremonies are the bane of most families of the newlyweds existence. It is the one thing people look forward to the least when attending a wedding.

Our ceremony? 15 minutes from the first Bridesmaid to the exiting of the newlyweds. I'm on my way to eat, people, follow me!

The Flowers.

Holy Hyacinth, Batman, the flowers! I left the flower planning up to my dear Maid of Honor. She went light on flowers - 2 arrangements, 3 total bouquets, boutinniers, and corsages - and STILL the total came up to, get this, $1500. One thousand, five hundred dollars for what might come to a count of 100 flowers. I can't even talk about the flowers without getting nauseated.

The average American Bride spends around $2500 on something that will wilt and die in about 2 days. You can't even keep the stupid things!

The Cake.

Let me just say this: Unless your cake is the most glorious creation known to cakemankind, don't bother. Most masterpiece wedding cakes taste like cardboard and plastic. Have a cake that people will WANT to eat. You can get a decent cake from Wal-Mart for around $40, and it'll be edible. Or better yet, do like our friends did when they got married, have a cupcake tower. Who doesn't like cupcakes?? Seriously.

When planning our wedding, I was delighted to discover our caterer will take care of the cake part for an extra $50 without charging a cake cutting fee (more on that in a moment). Mr. Capdeboscq asked what kind of cake I would like and I simply said "Delicious... oh and throw some chocolate fluer-de-lis on there for a little flair."

I considered having a mountain of beignets instead of a cake but decided it would be too messy.

Oh, right, the cake cutting fee. Let me tell you, dollies, I wanted to cut some cake cutters while shopping around. Did you know most caterers will delightfully cut your cake FOR you... for a measely average of $1.50 PER SLICE. And if you don't want them to cut it, there is usually a fee for that. A fee tacked on for them to do: NOTHING. My caterer does not charge us to cut or not cut our own cake. Southern hospitality is still alive, and his name is ID=1042" target="_blank">Capdeboscq.

The Food.

Keep it simple. Most people don't remember the food unless it's delicious or disgusting. Buffets that are cooked on site are best, and mass produced chicken trucked in from the caterer's kitchen is the worst. An afternoon wedding with hors d'evours is the best way to go if you're on a tight budget.

The thing is, you don't HAVE to feed your guests.


The Pressure.

It's your wedding. It's YOUR day. It's not your future mother in law's party, it's not your mother's last hoorah. It is your day, bride and groom. Plan it how you want it.

Nowhere in the American Lawbooks does it say you HAVE to do any of the outdated wedding ceremony shit that people torture themselves over. My flower girl is also my ring bearer. THE HORROR!! My bridesmaids are wearing sleeveless gowns and my gown is sleeveless. THE SHAME!! I'm not walking down the aisle to Pachelbel or Canon D. I'm walking down to The Verve. HOW COULD I!? And lastly, we're walking into the reception to Nickelback's Rock Star. I don't care if it's not proper, I don't care if it's "taboo". I don't care that my dress is white and everyone damn well knows it shouldn't be.

It's MY day and I can do whatever the hell I want for a solid 24 hours and get away with it. You bet your ass I'm going to have seconds of the delicious catered buffet from Capdeboscq's. You can put money on me not giving a damn if something goes wrong with the wedding cake. And if one of the groomsmen passes out during the ceremony or someone makes an embarrassing drunken toast, I will hope to God the photographer got pictures of it.

Those are the things your guests will remember. They will remember if you laughed or if you cried when Uncle Melvin passed out on the dance floor. They will remember if you turned into Bridezilla because the food wasn't right on time. They will remember if you laughed so hard you snorted during the exchanging of the vows. They want to have a good time. And I guarantee you that if you are having a hell of a good time, they will at least (hopefully) remember THAT more than they will remember that you didn't have flowers draped over the pews.

Capdeboscq Family
These people are so wonderful!
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Credit THIS, Mofo

September 23rd 2008 19:04
Riddle me this, Batman: Why is it that we are told ad nauseum to keep a close eye on our credit (lest we be victims of ye olde identity theft), yet we do not have free access to our own credit reports whenever we want?

Credit cards
Swipe it

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Designer? OH! You mean MUTT.

September 20th 2008 22:40
Puggle
Awww what a cute lil mutt


Hybridosity
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Spell it out for me. Actually, don't.

September 18th 2008 14:56
Tomorrow we'll work on shapes and colors.

But for today, SPELLING! YAY


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Third Time Is Not a Charm

September 16th 2008 16:19
You always want what you can't have.

Ain't that the truth? And never more evident is this saying than now, when America wants the 65 mpg vehicle it could have had so many times before... and rejected so many times before


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Pregnancy III

September 15th 2008 16:58
Part One: Research

Chapter One: Pregnancy Nutrition
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Internet Trollery

September 12th 2008 21:33
Internet Trollery I

Troll
He's cute, but he's a pain in the ass.

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Online Dating Sites

September 9th 2008 21:46
I like to browse sites like OkCupid sometimes because, well, the people who join them are hilarious. Not funny haha. More like funny WTF.

I never understood sites like that. Nor do I get sites like eHarmony and Match.com. You can be the most compatible pair of individuals on the entire planet, but if it ain't there, it ain't there. Simple as that


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Comment by Tawny
on What is love worth?

September 16th 2008 16:46
I swear, you might have written this about me. I was also confused by the adoration and devotion of a fantastic man when I was fresh out of a horrible marriage. He was wonderful!! I couldn't wrap my head around it.

He informed me he was married through a text message, successfully tearing my heart in two.

I still wonder from time to time what might have been.

Tell your friend to pack up and move to him. And do it yesterday.