MEN: Don`t piss off your woman!
Our planet is full of weird and wonderful people - it`s what makes the world go 'round after all. But some things are just.... well, multi-weird in their weirdness. Talking to someone over the weekend I heard this story, allow me to share....
This woman and her hubby are into the whole sadomasochist thing and she finds out that darling dearest is cheating on her. So one night, during one of their sessions, she shoves the hair straightners up his butt... normal activity for them. AHEM...
However, she has turned the irons on long before and literally roasts his ass.
I`m not sure which is more bizarre - the fact that it`s normal for them to be doing that or the fact that she roasted his ass.
Brings back memories of the story of the woman who found out her hubby was cheating and waited for him to fall asleep before pouring melted candle wax over his penis while he lay in bed naked.
Moral of the story: DON~T PISS OFF YOUR WOMAN!!!!!!
This woman and her hubby are into the whole sadomasochist thing and she finds out that darling dearest is cheating on her. So one night, during one of their sessions, she shoves the hair straightners up his butt... normal activity for them. AHEM...
However, she has turned the irons on long before and literally roasts his ass.
I`m not sure which is more bizarre - the fact that it`s normal for them to be doing that or the fact that she roasted his ass.
Brings back memories of the story of the woman who found out her hubby was cheating and waited for him to fall asleep before pouring melted candle wax over his penis while he lay in bed naked.
Moral of the story: DON~T PISS OFF YOUR WOMAN!!!!!!
Ars Poetica
gives a new meaning to .. oh that feels hot baby yeah?
need a few hairs straightened love?
hope she slapped him with a few fish too (grin)
roflmao
Kalikapsychosis
I think I was about 13 when I did one of those quizzes in a girly mag - and it said that I dont believe a successful marriage is possible. I guess I still dont, because I expect cheating. I believe its only a matter of time. I think humans just cant help themselves.
Some say cynical, I say realistic. And chasin a little tail is not enough to make me let go of my man.
Movies and Life
Flick Wit
I wonder about the practical/logistical side to this. Fury must have really been driving that straightening iron!
Good grief.
Michaelie
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
hahahahaha Lily...
K, someone told me the other day that there is a 90% chance that if someone cheats they will re-offend... that`s a nasty statistic!
tell me about it Tracy!
hey Michaelie...
Ash
From The Home Front
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Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Ars Poetica
hahaha i cracked up when i first read this Ash.. it just appeals to my sick sense of humour ..
big wave to Lilla (hope you're on the mend?) i'm the same working my ASS off lol
disclaimer: drove home in a hot car .. fried brain
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Ars Poetica
lily is indisposed right now
she is fighting off a few dinosaurs
no time for the salon
lets go to the city
ah fine rose, here i be, freshly
gardened and afternoon kissed
shall we throw a few curve balls
turn a few men upside down?
blink through our sarsaparillas
lets go to the city......
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
a rainbow of colours we`d use,
a dictionary of words, to turn those men
upside down, inside out, with chat lines
of poetry drifting into their beer-goggled eyes,
transforming their understanding.
let us, indeed, go to the city....
a few Spanish/Italian men, I think we`d spy....
with our little eye....
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Hipnotherapy
This post reminds me of one of my favorite quotes.
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Mis