MelissaA

Sydney, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA


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I'm an Aussie born-and-bred, full of useless information and inane thoughts, currently living in the land of pork pies and sweeping rains. Looking for true madness? Look no further!

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2009 ODDEST BOOK TITLE AWARD!

July 2nd 2009 12:30
book stack
As discussed in a previous post many eons ago (which I now can't locate thanks to Firefox!!!) the competition for the weirdest book titles, as run by he Bookseller Magazine, has been hard at work as ever to appoint their 2009 winner.

Having brought books to the public eye such as 'How to Avoid Huge Ships', 'Bombproof Your Horse' and ''If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs', the shortlist for this year's Oddest Book Title of the Year included:

'Baboon Metaphysics' by Dorothy L Cheney and Robert M Seyfarth.

'Curbside Consultation of the Colon' by Brooks D Cash.

'The Large Sieve and its Applications' by Emmanuel Kowalski.

'Strip and Knit with Style' by Mark Hordyszynski.

'Techniques for Corrosion Monitoring' by Lietai Yang.

'The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais' by Professor Philip M. Parker.

Titles which didn't make the cut include 'Excrement in the Late Middle Ages', 'Tiles of the Unexpected: A Study of Six Miles of Geometric Tile Patterns on the London Underground',
and 'All Dogs Have ADHD.'

The eventual winner of this year's prize - 'The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais' by Professor Philip M. Parker.
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Upon the launching of a newly completed ship, a bottle of champagne is usually smashed over the bow to christen it. The origins of this are a little unclear and can vary slightly from culture to culture, but for the most part it is believed that blood or wine, depending on the particular culture, was originally used as a sacrifice to the gods of the sea to allow for a smooth passage.

Namcy Reagan ship christening
Over time this became wine by those who originally used blood, and the wine was poured first into a silver chalice, from which a sip was taken before spilling the wine over the ship and casting the chalice into the sea.

After 1689, William the III of Britain, in an effort to cut costs, ordered the Royal Navy to break a bottle of liquor against the ship's side instead.

During the early 1800's, the Prince Regent set in place the custom of choosing a woman to perform the ceremony. The bottle was then to be held by the neck and thrown against the ship, however the rules had to change again after one particular bottle missed the ship and hit a spectator.

As for how the wine turned into champagne, champagne has always been associated with birth and celebration, while also having no religious association.
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QUICK TO SWOOP

June 26th 2009 11:19
Michael Jackson
With the announcement of Michael Jackson's death, I thought everyone was quick with the new jokes, (in fact some sites have gone down with the amount of traffic online today) but not as quick it turns out, as people are to begin selling off their Michael Jackson memorabilia on Ebay.

In fact I counted up to 15 pages newly listed from today before I stopped - the list is seemingly endless. (What colour will his ghost be by the way???)

Tickets for the concert that will never happen are also still up for sale and to ridiculous extremes such as number 330339900705 which is now well into the millions. Legitimate or not? You be the judge, but who's to say what will or won't be collectible in the future.
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STRANGE IRISH CURSES

June 25th 2009 19:49
grave
May your obituary be written in weasel's piss.

May the lamb of God stir his hoof through the roof of heaven and kick you in the arse down to hell.

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coloured carrots
According to the World Carrot Museum, (yes, it really does exist!), carrots are the second-most popular vegetable after potato, and the most popular in the UK.

Originally carrots were found in a variety of colours including purple, white, black, yellow and red. Orange carrots did not appear until later on in the 1500's when the Dutch Royal House of Orange was in power and the Dutch decided therefore to breed an orange carrot by using a mutant yellow carrot seed from North Africa. Beta carotene, found in orange carrots is converted in the human body to vitamin A.

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pms poster
This is an actual letter from an Austin, Texas woman sent to the American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.


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The ORIGINS of GOLF

May 31st 2009 08:21
Lorena Ochoa Number 1 golfer
Lorena Ochoa, currently World No.1 female golfer.
The origins of golf can be a little murky as some researchers claim they have discovered references to a form of golf from Egyptian hieroglyphics, while in China, Chui Wan ("chui" = striking and "wan" = small ball) a game of driving a ball with a stick into holes in the ground, was first mentioned in records from the 11th century.

The Dutch game also seemed to have an early version played with a stick and leather ball, while the Scottish game of 'goulf' was mentioned in two ancient laws prohibiting its play.

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Hollywood sign
Many people think that Hollywood is situated in California because of all of the glorious sunshine associated with the area, but the real reason behind the placement of Hollywood is a little more sly than most would think.

While it is true that it takes a lot of light to produce good films, especially in the early days of the industry, it actually had much more to do with patent infringement.

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HARI KARI? HARI KUYO!

May 21st 2009 10:49
sewing needle threaded
In Japan, every village has a shrine dedicated to broken sewing needles. Yes, that's right, broken sewing needles! The name for this shrine is Hari Kuyo.

This is done in the belief that a sewing needle which has performed its task well over its entire life and in the service of others, has 'died' whilst in active service. Broken needles are therefore laid to rest on a soft bed of tofu.
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Yesterday while setting up the lesson on lamingtons, I began thinking back to my younger days and the tune of "Football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars."

I couldn't remember what is what for exactly as I was pretty young at the time, but thanks to the wondrous combination of the Internet and YouTube, I was able to refresh my memory. It was the jingle used to sell GM Holdens during the 70's (showing my age now aren't I!), and it's stuck with me ever since.

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Recent Comments

Comment by MelissaA
on Why are there no ad's?!?!

June 3rd 2009 15:17
You beat me to it - I was just coming back to say that it's Firefox that's the problem for some reason.

When I use Safari (which I don't really like) it's fine.

Weird thing is, it's never had a problem with Firefox before....

I wonder if that's why my ad payments have dropped significantly - I know a lot of people do use Firefox?

Thanks for your help with it.

Comment by MelissaA
on Why are there no ad's?!?!

June 3rd 2009 14:13
Hmmm, why am I not seeing that then....????

I also cant see the panel that runs down the left hand side with archives etc.

Do you suppose my computer's had enough for the day and wants to go to bed early?

Comment by MelissaA
on Why are there no ad's?!?!

June 3rd 2009 13:15
Not this time, it's a complete formatting change as well by the looks of it, and I never touched a thing.

I can't even find a simple hyperlink ad! And trust me, Google has no trouble linking ads to my blog posts.

http://www.funfacts.com.au/ if you want to see what I mean.

Comment by MelissaA
on Why are there no ad's?!?!

June 3rd 2009 11:27
Yes, FunFacts is having the same problem....

What's going on???

Comment by MelissaA
on The Definitive Aussie Rock Anthem

March 13th 2009 13:00
Well MNG, you beat me to it with 'Australiana' - I wish they'd put that on iTunes actually so I can play it for all my Pommie friends.

I have to say that living in the UK gives you a stronger perspective of our really great Aussie tracks. I certainly play them a lot more these days than I used to, but there's still so many to choose from. Australia after all, has a great music culture so the list of tracks is endless, but the top of my ipod playllist at the moment tends to have:

The Sounds of Then - Gangajang
Khe - Sanh & Flame Trees - Cold Chisel
Reckless - Australian Crawl
Under the Milky Way - The Church
Solid Rock - Goanna
What's The Deal - 28 Days
1000 Miles Away - Hoodoo Gurus
Leaps and Bounds - Paul Kelly
Great Southern Land - Icehouse
Beds Are Burning & Power & The Passion - Midnight Oil
Miles & Miles - Noiseworks
I Make Hamburgers - The Whitlams
Treaty - Yothu Yindi
I was Only 19 - Redgum
The Pub with no Beer - Slim Dusty

I would keep going with Screaming Jets, Noiseworks, Boom Crash Opera and everything by Crowded House, but I'll never finish the list.

On a side note, one of my most often played 'Australian Anthems' I'll play continuously until the day I return home is 'London Calling' by The Waifs, and on Australia Day we play 'The Aussie BBQ Song".


P.S. I've been trying to post this for days - my laptop just doesn't like Orble at all! It won't even let me comment on my own blog - how sad is that!

Ms M - if you type words like 'rainbow' and 'innuendo' into YouTube, you should find another version.

That's the 2nd time this clip has been removed from the system as it were.

OK, since you asked Wilson, (W tongue rolling impressive by the way!) I:

Can roll my tongue
Have attached earlobes
Second toe in NOT longer than big toe
No Dimples
Right-handed
Widow's peak
Right Thumb on top when Hands Crossed
No hair on middle finger
Straight little finger

Between you, me and Cheryl there, maybe we should start up a survey. Anyone else out there want to join in the fun???

Comment by MelissaA
on Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

October 14th 2008 08:08
Which direction they should take getting out of there.

Comment by MelissaA
on Vehicle Registration Tax Disc Excuses

October 1st 2008 16:57
OK Lori, I had to speak to one of my US friends about it as I have no idea having never lived in the US myself, but I can tell you that DVLA(UK) / RTA(AUS) = (US) DMV.
And we think that Tax disc (UK) / Rego(AUS) = US. License/Number plates on the registration of your car.

We're not sure about the Pink slip/MOT thing - she doesn't seem to think there is anything similar over there.
Hope that makes it a little clearer for you anyhow.

Comment by MelissaA
on OK, so I stuffed it again......

September 16th 2008 09:39
Thanks Lori, it's getting there somewhat - at least the pain has more or less stopped, but it is a tricky area of the body that one in terms of growing back etc isn't it.
I remember a lady back years ago that I knew who wasn't so lucky after getting 3 of her fingertips caught in a blender and as a result some parts didn't regrow.

Oh well, fingers crossed!