Melbourne Church’s Unite To Cut Politicians’ Lives Short.
October 11th 2008 22:18
The Body of Christ. Amen.
Melbourne church leaders have voted unanimously to terminate the lives of politicians attending church services.
“We do not recognise them as human beings,” Catholic Archbishop Denis Hart said.
“It’s high time modern technology was employed for good, not evil. Ultrasounds should be used to detect not just the gender of the unborn child, but inclinations towards politics, so such creatures, so unworthy of sharing in God’s wonderful gift of life, can be aborted during pregnancy, in order to save the country from future harm.”
St Patrick’s Cathedral will place a special ciborium for politicians in the tabernacle. The communion hosts will be laced with arsenic.
Their dead bodies will be tossed under the lemon trees at the Archbishop’s residence.
During election time, the rotting corpses will be hung from the branches by coathangers to form a wind chime symbolic of the only thing they contributed to Australian society – hot air.
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