Medical Breakthrough!! America's Salvation From Obesity?
October 23rd 2007 19:10
In America's darkest hour.... a brooding war.....
... an age of terror and suffering....
.....an epidemic to end all life...
....FAT PEOPLE!!
Yes there is nothing more terrifying than a person who is infected with obesity savagely consuming the resources of another. Scientists recently released a study about the plague and have confirmed that it is in fact being spread by consumption. An infected person has almost no concern for what or who they consume and once an individual has been bitten or gnawed upon by an infected individual it takes only moments for them to become infected themselves.
Yes it's terrifying to think that the prophetic movie: "Dawn Of The Fat" from 2003 could easily be unfolding before our eyes. It was recently discovered in a local poll that by the year 2010 one in every three people on earth will be infected. It could even by you?!
So how do we fight something we cannot contain? A hunger...a craving... so strong that it will gladly ask for seconds and super-size it's meal for a buck fifty? How can we hope to compete with that which is essentially "Lovin' it" each and every day. Taking with open arms the bounty of Ronald McDonald's great explosion of greasy delights?
The answer revealed itself only days ago to a research group working on farming and civil war projects. A location where the infection was seemingly non-existent. It is believed that if the infected are sent to this mysterious wonderland of cleansing and healing that they themselves will soon shed the plague that threatens our way of life.
Join us at "The Day The World Exploded" in our campaign to fund these behemoths on their great quest into the mysterious land of healing in: Operation: African Hunger!
Yes we'll be deploying the entire infected population to the lovely lands of Africa and in turn taking their starving and poverty stricken citizens into our great burger-heaving breast for some much needed Big Macs. While in Africa the infected will do...nothing. Especially a whole lot of not-eating and getting a great work-out! Nothing says fitness like running from a an adult bull-elephant!
Won't you help us by donating some small change to our worthy cause? Perhaps a plate of cookies or a life-time of bed-sores and Ketucky Fried Chicken? Our hearts go out to you!
... an age of terror and suffering....
.....an epidemic to end all life...
....FAT PEOPLE!!
Yes there is nothing more terrifying than a person who is infected with obesity savagely consuming the resources of another. Scientists recently released a study about the plague and have confirmed that it is in fact being spread by consumption. An infected person has almost no concern for what or who they consume and once an individual has been bitten or gnawed upon by an infected individual it takes only moments for them to become infected themselves.
Yes it's terrifying to think that the prophetic movie: "Dawn Of The Fat" from 2003 could easily be unfolding before our eyes. It was recently discovered in a local poll that by the year 2010 one in every three people on earth will be infected. It could even by you?!
So how do we fight something we cannot contain? A hunger...a craving... so strong that it will gladly ask for seconds and super-size it's meal for a buck fifty? How can we hope to compete with that which is essentially "Lovin' it" each and every day. Taking with open arms the bounty of Ronald McDonald's great explosion of greasy delights?
The answer revealed itself only days ago to a research group working on farming and civil war projects. A location where the infection was seemingly non-existent. It is believed that if the infected are sent to this mysterious wonderland of cleansing and healing that they themselves will soon shed the plague that threatens our way of life.
Join us at "The Day The World Exploded" in our campaign to fund these behemoths on their great quest into the mysterious land of healing in: Operation: African Hunger!
Yes we'll be deploying the entire infected population to the lovely lands of Africa and in turn taking their starving and poverty stricken citizens into our great burger-heaving breast for some much needed Big Macs. While in Africa the infected will do...nothing. Especially a whole lot of not-eating and getting a great work-out! Nothing says fitness like running from a an adult bull-elephant!
Won't you help us by donating some small change to our worthy cause? Perhaps a plate of cookies or a life-time of bed-sores and Ketucky Fried Chicken? Our hearts go out to you!
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*head thrown back and l-ing ol, loudly*
Thank you so much for that laugh.
I want to donate to this cause...here's a box of cookies, two 4cents off vouchers I got for buying more than I needed, five-bucks from my next five up-szes and a bag of peanuts for the elephants ...
I'm off to tell my friends about this amazingly worthy cause.
*still laughing"
Lilla ...
Comment by Anonymous
We are all out there fighting to get drugs off the street. We are all out there fighting to get violence off the street.
We are all out there fighting to get cigarettes out of pubs and cars and the next place.
You people are blind and narrow-minded. Stop and think about others for a change and change your own habits before you start being critical to others about their own.
Comment by Anonymous
Hence why we must support the cause! We need to get these poor souls to Africa so they can become better at hiding their disease. Myself , I've been hiding Herpes for years. Hence why I've yet to be deported to some foreign country.
Kudos.