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Knowing the score of Fair Game

December 13th 2010 05:54
I’m not sure how closely anyone paid attention to the series of events that the film Fair Game is based on when they were actually news, but I got caught up in it big time. I followed it pretty religiously for the four or so years it was occurring. This isn’t really like me. I’m not big on news and generally get by on whatever Yahoo thinks I might find interesting. Not that I don’t like current events, I pay attention, I just don’t get absorbed in it very often. I don’t really know what it was about the Plame Affair, maybe it was the idea that at any moment she might just get tired of the whole situation and get all Jason Bourne up and in that. Whatever the reason, I paid attention. She then wrote a book about the whole thing, which I read so I could get the whole picture.

Now the film is out and I know the score. For me this wasn’t like the whole scene with Titanic where I knew that somewhere in the movie, presumably near the end, the boat was going to sink. In this instance I was actually fully aware of the back story, the plot points, the chronology and the surrounding events before I even bought the ticket. In the film I wasn’t really about the story, but about what they had decided was going to put into the film. I ended up leaving because I wasn’t really enjoying the film.

Listening to people talk about it afterwards it occurred to me that perhaps people liked it so much because it was attacking the Bush administration and people are still have hard-ons for all that stuff. I kind of go the opposite way I suppose. It’s not that I support the Bush administration or even have a terribly informed opinion on US politics in general. Except for the fortnight leading up to each election, when I do some study to make sure my compulsory vote isn’t completely uninformed, I wouldn’t say I’m actually clued in on Australian politics either. I’m Australian, by the way. I guess I’m just against the whole Hollywood myth making thing. There isn’t an obligation to be 100% accurate, but people don’t take that on board and the film drifts into the public opinion as 'fact'.

It seems like every few years a film like this comes out and we have to endure the fallout of semi formed opinions and sincerely idiotic conversations about the people and events that they are based on. I tire of this. I don't like it. If it actually encouraged people to go and find out more about it that would be great, but for most people all it's going to inspire is a quick trip to Wikipedia, which by the time most of them get there has probably already been updated by people citing the film as a source. As I mentioned earlier I'm not the most informed guy out there when it comes to current events, and I am fully aware of the target I am painting on my back when I gripe about people voicing poorly informed opinions as a blogger... on my blog, but you choose whether or not to come here and read my opinions on things, mostly not according to my daily hits, but it's when these things permeate every our lives, polluting bus trips, birthday dinners and even online gaming that I get my ire on. The internet is already a cesspool of idiocy. I'm just maintaining the average.

This isn’t to say that you won’t enjoy the film or have a better idea of the events in question if you didn’t previously know more than the headlines, but it’s a hundred-something minute film chronicling events that unfolded over years. It’s not thorough. Sean Penn is good. He’s always good. It’s a drama, and the drama is good. As good as Sean Penn is, I do feel like the guy he portrays is a knob though. I don’t feel the least bit sorry for him. It’s like kicking a bear. Even if the bear stole your picnic basket and you’re totally in the right, you’re still gonna go through a world of hurt. In the end even though I felt the pacing was ridiculously slow, it may have been because I was trying to think of everything I had ever taken in about the whole incident over the last seven years.

Amusingly, there are a couple of scenes in the film where people are portrayed negatively for having poorly informed conversations about current events that are very reminiscent of the conversations I have with people for whom the film constitutes their major, if not sole source of information on the Plame Affair.
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I saw the latest Harry Potter film the other day. There isn't a lot to say except it's more Harry Potter. If you haven’t made up your mind about whether or not you dig it, then I can’t help you. If the earlier films didn’t tickle your fancy, then this one isn’t going to convert you. On the other hand If you are the kind of person that has a closet full of grey school uniforms, has an extensive collection of kindling, or “wands”, and made the financial decision to get the scar tattooed on because you will end up saving money on sharpies then you have probably already seen the film and posted a review on your own blog, and the only reason you are reading this review is to see if I am also the kind of person that has replaced the use of expletives with actual curses from the books. I’m not. I haven’t even read all of the books, and I have only read the ones that I have because I am the kind of person who likes to read things other people love, in order to be better equipped to put it down. I did it with Twilight and the Dan Brown books too. I’m mean like that.

If you are looking for something more informative: The film ends without coming to a solid conclusion, but it’s only the first half of the book it’s based on, but if you didn’t get that from the words ‘part 1’ stapled to the end of the title, perhaps you should start with something simpler. Actually I kind of liked this. I like this in books and television as well. It’s the whole ‘Empire Strikes Back’ shtick.

I was kind of sceptical about the whole “too much happens in the last book to only make one film” line, and I had originally imagined that the thought process went something along the lines of “Shit! There is only one more book in our license to print money. I wonder if I can convince the Rowling lady to write another book. Wait, if we just make two films out of one book we don’t even need to buy the rights to it. I’m so clever. I’m going to track down that girl from high school who said I was an emotional amoeba and tell her what’s what. I should also go look at other men’s bits at urinals to see how I compare. I bet I’m massive.” After seeing the film however, I have to admit a lot happens. Plot points are going by at a rate of knots the whole time. Well for a kinds film anyway. They are trying to fit so much in at times that it feels like they are cutting corners, which I was informed by my companion was actually the case.

There you have it. A lot of more of the same happens with a few corners cut, that I’ve been assured are covered in the book, and it doesn’t end at the ending. If you liked the other films, you’ve read the book and you stay alert then you will like this film and the missing corners won’t bother you. Also if you are under seven, from Neptune and somehow found yourself in a cinema without ever hearing of Harry Potter you will probably like it too.
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Kick-Ass is not a Disney movie

April 30th 2010 11:13
Have you ever met someone and thought to yourself, “This person is a douche bag.”, then later actually hung out with them and realised they are actually really funny and not at all douchey. For some reason I got the impression that Kick-Ass was a Disney movie. The posters gave me the impression that it was this year’s lame duck trying hard to suckle at the already bruised udder of the super hero cash cow. Something about the premise and the marketing conjured images of the illegitimate child of Sky High and the star wars kid. It wasn’t just me either, the circles in which I run had come to the unanimous opinion that this was a film that could be ignored.

As always happens, eventually someone I knew went and saw the film when everything else had sold out. They came back converted and adamant that we take the opportunity to bask in its glow. I have done just that, and I was surprised. The film is good. It’s a super hero film that while having amazing action sequences doesn’t need to rely on them. A lot of super hero films that contain an origin story spend far too much time beating around the bush, dawdling through the same derivative nonsense where the soon to be hero loses one or both of their parents before getting bitten, crash landing on earth, buying some gadgets or building a shiny suit and going off to vent their frustrations on the criminal element at not being able to tap the arse of some girl who isn’t interested. Kick-Ass has all of this, in spades, but there is actually something else going on. The characters, storyline and inter-personal relationships, while definitely carrying that extra comic book gene that deforms them slightly from reality, are actually kind of fresh.

While I lamented when the Silver Surfer, Judge Dredd and The Phantom were run through the Hollywood film-a-matic 2000, with Kick-Ass there are no promises and no disappointments. It just does it’s thing. It’s still the bastard son of other super hero products that have come before it, but the bloodline is closer to offspring that would result from Sky High having a three way with Hancock and The Tick.
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Burton Hooks Alice in Wonderland

April 26th 2010 11:10
It’s important to state from the outset that I have a collection of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland films. I also have a majority of Tim Burton’s body of work on DVD. This said I was not eager or overly excited at the prospect of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. This is not because I am bitter about Burton’s Hook treatment of this classic, but it is for the same reason that I do not have a complete collection of Tim Burton DVDs. In recent years Tim Burton’s reputation as an exciting and innovative storyteller appears to have lapsed. He has developed a recipe and the ingredients are clear and predictable.

I have seen a lot of films based on or influenced by Lewis Carroll’s Alice books. There is a lot to see, the world has been making them for over a century now. There are a lot of films that have portrayed the material accurately, and a lot that have merely used the concept as a starting point, but few have handled the material with a great deal of innovation and originality. Despite its predictability there are some interesting and new ideas in the Burton’s film, however they are all abandoned as crib notes and side jokes


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No One Watched

April 22nd 2010 00:05
A happening took place in 2009. An event with potential consequences. The event, of which I speak, was a big budget Hollywood blockbuster that pushed past the boundaries of the ‘major studio comfort zone’ in which we have been stagnating for decades. A film that contained a non-celebrity cast, nudity of both genders, graphic violence and, most importantly, true questions of morality. A lot of people did not experience the same film that I did. They may have noticed all the relevant points without seeing the potential of what was going on up on the screen. For a lot of people this film was simply lost in the hype. For me it was Hope with a capital ‘H’.

I am speaking of the Watchmen. Its potential had nothing to do with box office earnings. Its potential was in change. I was convinced at the time that this was the herald of a new set of rules that governed the role of certain content. Sex, violence and morality are nothing new to the film industry, but The film dealt with this content in an intelligent manner that major studios usually avoid like the plague. Even when the critics stepped in and managed somehow to give the impression that the film was about a giant blue penis that filled the screen for the better part of two hours or attacked it for its dark tones, I still remained optimistic that the film would have some lasting effect on the production of R rated films


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At the time of its release I read that Gladiator was the film that Ridley Scott was going to be remembered for. Wisdom from the pen of a well watched individual, no doubt. Sadly, this is probably true, but not for the reasons he espoused. This isn’t because it’s the best movie he ever made, or even the first critically acclaimed film he ever made. Mr Scott has been in the game for awhile. Back before Gladiator and Black Hawk Down, and even before Thelma & Louise, Ridley Scott was making films. Good films. Films that made me love cinema. No, the reason that history will remember Gladiator is because everyone saw it.

In 1977 Ridley Scott made a film that nearly no one saw, as it was only released on a handful of screens. A historical piece set during the Napoleonic War starring Keith Carradine and Harvey Keitel. If ever there was evidence of genius early on in someone’s career, The Duellists is it. My house mate brought this lost treasure into my life, and he had to order an out of print DVD from the U.S. After months of seeing his eyes light up every time he mentioned it, and now finally watching the film I got the immediate impression that it was worth the wait. Every shot could be framed and put on your wall. The film moves effortlessly between beautiful scenery and visceral action, and you easily become invested in the plight of Armand


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Kevin Vs Kurt

April 12th 2010 02:59
The year was 1990, and Orion Pictures had just raked in nearly 2,355% return on a partially subtitled 3 hour epic, staring some guy called Kevin. The director’s cut is nearly 4 hours of wall to wall Kevin. He enjoyed seeing that much of himself he made a career decision right then and there, and began scouring Hollywood. His search led him to another Kevin (Jarre) who had a monstrous script called Tombstone. Kevin 1 asked for more of a focus on the lead character (played by him), which Kevin 2 refused, so Kevin 1 grabbed his pal Larry and said
“Screw you Kevin 2! I’m making my own movie.”
Kevin 2 got Kurt Russell (who thought the movie was too long) to star and invest and the films went into competing production


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It’s important to state from the beginning that ‘Clash of the Titans’ is an enjoyable film. In much the same way that it is possible to eat something that is described as edible. You can enjoy ‘Clash of the Titans’. It is possible. It unashamedly delivers everything it promises, much to its credit. Unfortunately it feels like it needs to give you more.

“How can an action movie about a Greek guy in a leather skirt fighting giant monsters give you too much of anything


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