http://www.orble.com/man-lessons/ Man Lessons en Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:04:00 GMT Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:04:00 GMT info@orble.com info@orble.com http://www.orble.com/cows/ The bovine mystique is simply captivating. Mysterious, really. One day all I see when eye to eye with a cow is a poker face far beyond my skills. Thank goodness... http://www.orble.com/cows/#comments http://www.orble.com/cows/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:04:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/has-music-lost-its-soul/ I recently overheard a conversation, I think between two talking heads, about whether or not music has become soul-less. The gist of the position that it has lost soul is... http://www.orble.com/has-music-lost-its-soul/#comments http://www.orble.com/has-music-lost-its-soul/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 14:40:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-alcoholic-musican-the-automatic-pilot/ When I am drinking, I much prefer to call my black-outs something else. Going on 'automatic pilot' sounds nice. Benign. When I first discovered that a few beers made me... http://www.orble.com/the-alcoholic-musican-the-automatic-pilot/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-alcoholic-musican-the-automatic-pilot/ Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:08:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-horny-alcoholic/ It had been the longer side of four days, but now it was almost over. Finally! "Damn, it feels good to feel good" Larry would implore to himself. At thirty-six... http://www.orble.com/the-horny-alcoholic/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-horny-alcoholic/ Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:25:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/dick/ Does anybody truly believe that Dick Cheney has the best interests of the United States as his primary focus? You know...do the right thing, power to the people, rules of... http://www.orble.com/dick/#comments http://www.orble.com/dick/ Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:18:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/an-orgasm-brawling-sperm-a-fathers-day-tribute/ Thanks dad, for that orgasm you had back in the day. I hope Mom (may she rest in peace) enjoyed it too. She was likely more surprised than the mindless... http://www.orble.com/an-orgasm-brawling-sperm-a-fathers-day-tribute/#comments http://www.orble.com/an-orgasm-brawling-sperm-a-fathers-day-tribute/ Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:16:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/man-lessons-girls/ Guys and girls. Confounding, actually. An on-going dance of the proverbial yin and yang. as it were. Well guys, if you haven't already figured it out, girls are a real... http://www.orble.com/man-lessons-girls/#comments http://www.orble.com/man-lessons-girls/ Thu, 31 May 2007 18:15:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/imagine-if-you-will-sex-before-the-neocortex/ Grunt, grunt. Gork, hmphhrrt. Phllt, phllt, whoooooh.....aaaggghhhiiieee!!! What could one lacking a new brain that has the capacity to abstract possibly think when the crotch-based big bang provides that full-bodied... http://www.orble.com/imagine-if-you-will-sex-before-the-neocortex/#comments http://www.orble.com/imagine-if-you-will-sex-before-the-neocortex/ Tue, 29 May 2007 17:08:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/master-debator/ Has anyone been watching the "debates" on television? You know, those presentations where the candidates of both political parties are given the opportunity to express their most popular talking points... http://www.orble.com/master-debator/#comments http://www.orble.com/master-debator/ Mon, 21 May 2007 22:42:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/may-is-masturbation-month/ Everybody! Listen up! THIS IS IMPORTANT. A special month, honoring and celebrating masturbation?!? For more, go HERE. Who knew that such a once controversial subject had achieved such prominent notoriety... http://www.orble.com/may-is-masturbation-month/#comments http://www.orble.com/may-is-masturbation-month/ Wed, 09 May 2007 15:54:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/breasts-mothers-day-saying-thank-you/ Thank you, Mom, for providing those soft and pillowy mounds for me to mush my head into when I was feeling particularly distraught. I know you thought I was hungry... http://www.orble.com/breasts-mothers-day-saying-thank-you/#comments http://www.orble.com/breasts-mothers-day-saying-thank-you/ Wed, 09 May 2007 05:45:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/nothing-says-i-love-you-like/ Previous Man Lessons have addressed the fairly banal issues of the crotch and the bowel movement. Let's get serious today, huh guys? Do you know how to let that special... http://www.orble.com/nothing-says-i-love-you-like/#comments http://www.orble.com/nothing-says-i-love-you-like/ Sun, 06 May 2007 12:39:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/archetype-of-the-rectum/ As I sit on the toilet for my morning bowel movement, I often browse through the newspaper. While not the specific focus of this post, such habits are addressed in... http://www.orble.com/archetype-of-the-rectum/#comments http://www.orble.com/archetype-of-the-rectum/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/ill-have-a-manifest-destiny-please/ After some degree of study and thought, and making certain that I dot my 'I's and cross my 'T's, I have decided that it is time for me to engage... http://www.orble.com/ill-have-a-manifest-destiny-please/#comments http://www.orble.com/ill-have-a-manifest-destiny-please/ Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:11:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/horse-feces-in-the-pasture-of-life/ In the performance of my weekly horse-dooty duty, my mind wanders in many directions. Flights of fancy, ruminations, and down-right absurdity are my own personal reverie while completing my smelly... http://www.orble.com/horse-feces-in-the-pasture-of-life/#comments http://www.orble.com/horse-feces-in-the-pasture-of-life/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:36:00 GMT