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Man Lessons - June 2007

Dick

June 24th 2007 04:18
Does anybody truly believe that Dick Cheney has the best interests of the United States as his primary focus? You know...do the right thing, power to the people, rules of law, and all such things?

I've grown up thinking that folks in such positions as the President, Vice President, and others in the collectively chosen government, well, gave a fece about the well-being of the citizens. Common sense, it seemed.

Since the Bush-Cheney occupation of the Executive branch of gubment, I have become jaded, calloused, apathetic, and freaking disgusted. The list of noxious stimuli is long. Yet, the Vice President has most recently taken it to yet another low.


Have you heard? He is no longer a part of the Executive branch of the government. All those previous claims of executive privelege were, apparently, just a joke. Now that records are being sought, by I might add, the decree of Dicks' boss, he is claiming he is not a part of the Executive branch. Thusly, he don't have to give up feces.

This is outrageous, amazing, and ceaselessly stupifying. Presumably it will be worked out in court. Oh, wait, that is Alberto Gonzales land. He may be a scoche partisan.

Hmmm...

Well, maybe there will be a time when our "leaders" are someone to look up to. For now, I will continue to vacillate between fomentation and apathy.

Peace...



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Thanks dad, for that orgasm you had back in the day. I hope Mom (may she rest in peace) enjoyed it too. She was likely more surprised than the mindless me that you opted for an absentee status from that point on. It’s all good, though. At least we share the transient bliss of your ejaculation. For the species, I always say.

It may have been helpful to have a man-mentor to show me how to be a man in the world. But, hey…you did your part. No shooting of the probverbial wad, no me. Right? Again, it’s all good.

And truly, I cannot thank you enough for the primal lesson of being a mindless sperm swimming up-stream, and all that that entails. Not unlike, I might add, a fish swimming contra-current to it’s own ‘for the species’ nature destination.


Just so you know, dad, I fought valiantly after your sent me off in your seminal fluid. I don’t even know how many other brawling sperm there were in my wave. A lot…(good job, dad). I guess there is really no way for you to know this, but I was first to reach the ‘eggy’ finish line.

I hope that I have made you proud. Oh, and Happy Fathers’ Day.


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