Man Drip
November 9th 2006 19:42
It's an odd thing. You know, most of us guys are all proud of our penis, or at least the fact that we have one. We touch it, shift it around, make jokes and conversation about it, and offer it up in the name of perpetuating the species. So, what's the problem, you may be wondering?
Well, it's about the post-urination (that's pissing, guys)drip. That moist spot on the crotch of your pants that proclaims to all who you enounter after voiding (that's pissing, guys): "I have a penis, and I don't manage it very well!"
It doesn't really seem to matter how much you shake that thing after relieving yourself. Like a pipe or hose that always holds on to a bit of the fluid, there will always be enough of the residual golden shower to identify on your pants that you have once again botched up the piss job.
It can be embarrassing and, for some, even a shameful thing. Sometimes, when I'm doing penis coaching, I try to get guys to love their wet spot. You know, embrace the man drip as if they were embracing their very core.
"I drip, therefore I am!"
But I can't be there for all, each time they go. So the struggle continues, with guys getting all wierd because they now have the spot that identifies them as a dripper. I suppose this could be bad, in that a girl might think if you can't manage your penis in your own pants, you likely won't be able to manage it in her pants.
And, that would be bad for the species.
There is underwear that has extra padding right where the drip emerges, soaking it up before it becomes an expression to all that you do indeed pee. These articles of clothing are much better than wrapping a wash rag around your penis with a rubber band. Even though that gives you a pretty good bulge, it's a bit uncomfortable. At least that is what I've been told.
I must end this lesson now, and go urinate. I always feel a tinge of anxiety because man drip is a sneaky foe.
deorre
Well, it's about the post-urination (that's pissing, guys)drip. That moist spot on the crotch of your pants that proclaims to all who you enounter after voiding (that's pissing, guys): "I have a penis, and I don't manage it very well!"
It doesn't really seem to matter how much you shake that thing after relieving yourself. Like a pipe or hose that always holds on to a bit of the fluid, there will always be enough of the residual golden shower to identify on your pants that you have once again botched up the piss job.
It can be embarrassing and, for some, even a shameful thing. Sometimes, when I'm doing penis coaching, I try to get guys to love their wet spot. You know, embrace the man drip as if they were embracing their very core.
"I drip, therefore I am!"
But I can't be there for all, each time they go. So the struggle continues, with guys getting all wierd because they now have the spot that identifies them as a dripper. I suppose this could be bad, in that a girl might think if you can't manage your penis in your own pants, you likely won't be able to manage it in her pants.
And, that would be bad for the species.
There is underwear that has extra padding right where the drip emerges, soaking it up before it becomes an expression to all that you do indeed pee. These articles of clothing are much better than wrapping a wash rag around your penis with a rubber band. Even though that gives you a pretty good bulge, it's a bit uncomfortable. At least that is what I've been told.
I must end this lesson now, and go urinate. I always feel a tinge of anxiety because man drip is a sneaky foe.
deorre
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Comment by Sandi
Why don't guys just blot with toilet paper?
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Guys have short attention spans, ya know.
thanks for wondering, though.
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