Ay!mamita mía guárdate la poesía,
guárdate la alegría pa’ ti! Dame, dame, damelo!

Sh: No pido que todo los días sean de sol,
no pido que todos los viernes sean de fiesta...
Y tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdón,
si lloras con los ojos secos y hablando de ella!

Sh: Ay! Amor me duele tanto...
A: Me duele tanto!
Sh: Que te fueras sin decir a donde. Ay! Amor fue una tortura...
A&Sh:...perderte!

A: Yo sé que no he sido un santo, pero lo puedo arreglar, amor.
Sh: No sólo de pan vive el hombre y no de excusa vivo yo!

A: Sólo de errores se aprende y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón.
Sh: Mejor te guardas todo eso. A otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adiós!

Sh: No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone un rosal.
No puedo pedir a los olmos que entreguen peras.
No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
y andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas!

A: Ay! Amor me duele tanto, me duele tanto! Que no creas más en mis promesas.
Sh: Ahy! Amor...
A: Es una tortura...
Sh:...perderte!

A: Yo sé que no he sido un santo, pero lo puedo arreglar, amor.
Sh: No sólo de pan vive el hombre y no de excusas vivo yo!
A: Sólo de errores se aprende y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón.
Sh: Mejor te guardas todo eso. A otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adiós!

A: Dame, damela. No te bajes, no te bajes, oye negrita mira, no te rajes.
De lunes a viernes tienes mi amor, déjame sábado a mi que es mejor!
Oye mi negra no me castigues más, porque allá afuera sin ti no tengo paz!
Yo sólo soy un hombre arrepentido y como el ave que vuelve a su nido.

A: Yo sé que no he sido un santo y es que no estoy hecho de cartón

Sh: No sólo de pan vive el hombre y no de excusas vivo yo!
A: Sólo de errores se aprende y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón.
Sh: Ay!... Ay!... ay, ay, ay, Ay! Todo lo que he hecho por ti.
Fue una tortura perderte y me duele tanto que sea así.
Sigue llorando perdón. Yo...(A: Oye mira no te rajes!) yo no voy...a llorar por ti!

Lucky you were born that far away
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that i love a foreign man for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby i would climb the andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le ro lo le lo le
Le ro lo le lo le
Can't you see...i'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

You're over, you're under
You'll never have to wonder

We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky i have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when i need it
And these two eyes are for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Le ro lo le lo le
Le ro lo le lo le

At your feet...i'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
You're over, you're under
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Le ro lo le lo le
Le ro lo le lo le

We can fly, say it again

Le ro lo le lo le lo le

Tell me one more time
That you're there
Lost in my eyes

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
You're over, you're under
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way i feel

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
You're over, you're under
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way i feel

Ay, Ay, Ay
Nobody Likes Being Played
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira (hey)

[beyonce] He Said I'm Worth It, His One Desire
[shakira] I Know Things About 'em That You Wouldn't Wanna Read About
[beyonce] He Kissed Me, His One And Only, (yes) Beautiful Liar
[shakira] Tell Me How You Tolerate The Things That You Just Found Out About

[shakira] You Never Know
[beyonce] Why Are We The Ones Who Suffer
[shakira] I Have To Let Go
[beyonce] He Won't Be The One To Cry

[beyonce] (ay) Let's Not Kill The Karma
(ay) Let's Not Start A Fight
(ay) It's Not Worth The Drama
For A Beautiful Liar
[shakira] (oh) Did He Laugh About It
(oh) It's Not Worth Our Time
(oh) We Can Live Without 'em
Just A Beautiful Liar

[shakira] I Trusted Him, But When I Followed You, I Saw You Together
[beyonce] I Didn't Know About You Then 'till I Saw You With Him Again
[shakira] I Walked In On Your Love Scene, Slow Dancing
[beyonce] You Stole Everything, How Can You Say I Did You Wrong

[shakira] You Never Know
[beyonce] When The Pain And Heartbreak's Over
[shakira] I Have To Let Go
[beyonce] The Innocence Is Gone

[beyonce] (ay) Let's Not Kill The Karma
(ay) Let's Not Start A Fight
(ay) It's Not Worth The Drama
For A Beautiful Liar
[shakira] (oh) Did He Laugh About It
(oh) It's Not Worth Our Time
(oh) We Can Live Without 'em
Just A Beautiful Liar

[shakira] Tell Me How To Forgive You
When It's Me Who's Ashamed
[beyonce] And I Wish Could Free You
Of The Hurt And The Pain
(both) But The Answer Is Simple
He's The One To Blame

[beyonce] (ay) Let's Not Kill The Karma
(ay) Let's Not Start A Fight
(ay) It's Not Worth The Drama
For A Beautiful Liar
[shakira] (oh) Did He Laugh About It
(oh) It's Not Worth Our Time
(oh) We Can Live Without 'em
Just A Beautiful Liar

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-

I thought you were my best friend
I felt we'd be together 'til the end

I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you

Da-da,
Da-da, Da-da, Da,

[Intro]
HaHa!

The other side
The other side
The other side of me

Oh yeah
Come on

[Emma:]

Come notice me

All my people in the crowd

Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you

[Spoken]
It's Britney Bitch

[Snoop Talking]
Up out of there

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines