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Sox vs Yanks...March Madness

March 14th 2010 05:29
With March madness breathing down on us pondering a pickup basketball game between the Yanks and Sox pitching staffs...unfortunatly Brackman got sent down so he's not eligible...

Yanks
C- CC at 6-6 290 immobile but thrashing in the key..really more of a PF but with Brackman unavailable...
PF- Jonny Albondigas 6-5 260 might be barkley probably not....Phil Hughes 6-5 240 could be the best 6th man if Albondigas isn't all that..Joba could be the enforcer but at 6-2 maybe outclassed...bet his ft% sucks
SF-AJ Burnett 6-4 220 gonna leave it on the court...Andy Petittte 6-5 225 aging vet can't give you the minutes on the floor but will be key
SG- Marte/Gaudin/Park all about the same...Vasques gets the start...Mitre at 6-3 a doable option at swingman
PG Gotta go with Mo when the games on the line...otherwise give the ball to Aceves

Sox
C Lackey 66 245 best height though won't mix it up with CC well...use Beckett at 6-5 225 and Richardson (if he makes the cut) at 6-6 220 to draw CC outta the key and into foul trouble
PF- use Boof at 6-4 245 (on paper) till he fouls out swing Jon Lester 6-4 240 between the F positions to spell Boof
SF- Lester and Danny Bard 6-4 200 good combo..also swing Bard to the shooting guard as you swing Papelbon 6-4 225 with the forwards
SG-Wakefield is a Scott Wedman type player off the bench Bowden(if not cut) is an option at 6-3 215...but most of the work falls on Bucholtz at 6-3 190
PG- Dice-K Oka might be the ones to steer the ship but Ram Ram will give you speed...Manny Del might be a sleeper...

Prediction: Yanks power game inside holds till the Sox begin to run...lack of a pure PG holds the offense in check for the Sox but ball movement the key for them...if the Yanks can get the ball to the big men inside they can score...Sox man to man defense will be hard for the Yanks as thier zone defense will be stretched by the middlemen of the Sox who have to maintain pressure on Mo's 3pt shooting...Red Sox inna buzzer beater if CC and Albondigas stay outta foul trouble...otherwise Yanks too slow footed for the outside game...
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The Ballad of Jhonney Damon

January 25th 2010 01:31
Yanks celebrate barrel-arse Johnson not making Tex's GIDP numbers spike. Nick walked...err..waddled in over 17% of his plate apps last season.


A little less ho in Jhonny these days...everybody sing:

When Jhonny comes crawling home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A lot less ink from Cashman’s pen
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hal will cheer and the fans will shout
Left alot of zeros out
There’s alot less pay
When Jhonny comes crawling home.

Scotty Boras squeeled with joy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Such the Market for Jhonny boy,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
$13m per for 4 year yield
Markets fat, for rubber-armed guys in Left Field
And we'll all get paid
When Jhonny comes marching home.

Yankees balked at the price we did see
Hurrah! Hurrah!
$13 mil won't get you two or three,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Jhonny groans and complains that is not fair
But he’s outpriced himself everywhere
Can’t get Matsui money
Now Johnny comes crawling home.

Boras negotiations are a wreck,
Hurrah, hurrah!
Thought he’d learn a lesson from Veritek,
Hurrah, hurrah!
Two million will give him Gardner’s space,
A return to NY with egg on his face,
And Nick Johnson won’t have to diet
Cuz Johnny came crawling home.


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Red Sox Roster Defroster

January 11th 2010 12:14
El Tiante says he’ll give up his American Chopper look-a-like gig to show up Smoltz in 2010



The names Lee Verlander Beckett are gonna be grouped together by announcers so often this season, Josh will have to check his drivers license from time to time to make sure his name hasn’t been changed...

Youk gets a $50K bonus for an All-Star selection...if he gets the start on either corner he gets sainthood...

Anybody believe Marco Scuarto is gonna hit .282 again this season? .272? His career average is .265... if not he better hope Jed Lowrie breaks his wrist again before the Marlio Lugarto talk starts...

When do the honky-tonk tour details come out for Dusty Brown and the AAA Boys?

Tim Wakefield gets $250K per start after 26 this season... aw c’mon stranger things like his all-star selection last year have happened ...if he wins 18 games this season he becomes the Sox all-time wins leader ......

Is Fabio Castro another one of those video game name aliases such as: Anthony Friese, Carlos Ahearn, Ivan Jimenez, Kyle Morgan, Great Johnson, Dave Herman and Kane Matthews? In all instances, the statistics of these characters are based on Kevin Millar.

Think the Boof Bonser move was just a ploy so Theo could get Joe Mauer’s cell phone number?

Don’t rush out to buy a Bill Hall Red Sox Bobblehead...local golf courses will be using them for cheap alternatives to tees soon...

Anybody else find it interesting Jeremy Hermida hasn’t been issued a uniform number? And Mike Lowell is nervous about getting traded...

Is it Adrian Beltre’s 14 errors last season or his 8 HRs that make me glad it’s more or less a one year deal...

I suppose we should be glad JD Drew has run out of shoulders to injure with another year left on his contract...
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A B See D or Yo-Yo Adrian Please


I attended the introduction of Adrian Beltre at Fenway Park last week before being man handled out the door (Red Sox surprisingly employ alot of muscled up thugs) and onto a return flight outta town. I managed to recover my damaged recorder but could not get the tape restored until the Red Sox and Boras PR spin machine put out their version of the press conference. Here is my version:
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BORAS WORLD THEMEPARK COMING SOON thrill at Tek's Rollercoaster of Regret, Damon's Fantasy Salary Land and The Cardinal's Holliday Over-plunge


Just when you thought Scott Boras couldn’t get any creepier he comes out with this line


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If the #4 struggles this summer...ask for extra mustard.


The first professional hockey played at Fenway Park billed as the third annual Winter Classic ( Really Long Link )gave fans a thrill as Marco Scuarto's goal at 1:57 of overtime gave the Boston Bruins a 2-1 victory over the Philadelphia Flyers....ya well okay...seems to me a bit of a gimmick.... could be maybe truckin’ a cupla tons on ice into Fenway might have a dual purpose


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A summary of everything said, not said, kinda said, never said, will be said, shoulda been said, wanna have said, said but not heard, said by mistake , like to hear said....around the MLB.

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Nothing Personal Tek

December 19th 2009 21:05
Hey Jorge you still own catcher's gear?

Catcher Jason Varitek picked up his $3m option, now the Red Sox seem stuck with their captain’s lacklustre plate offerings and pony-express deliveries to second for another season. Won’t bore or depress you by posting stats. ...Okay....so he figures to backup VMart...and at least he doesn’t have to go hat-in-hand to Mr Henry for some face saving money this offseason. That honour courtesy of Uber-pimp Scott Boras now rests with old buddy J-honny Damon (the spelling error is intentional a ho is a ho)....

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A summary of everything said, not said, kinda said, never said, will be said, shoulda been said, wanna have said, said but not heard,like to hear said....around the MLB.

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Clever marketing has meant the LA Angels are not stuck with too many Vladimir Guerrero bobbleheads

A summary of everything said, not said, kinda said, never said, will be said, shoulda been said, wanna have said, like to hear said....around the MLB.

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