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Public Transport - by Ploy

Look at moi plois!

November 1st 2006 04:28
I get up just in time to have a shower, get dressed do my hair and makeup, feed the cat and maybe have half a glass of juice in the morning. I give myself about 40-50 mins for all those morning tasks, depending if I have a snooze in or not.

My makeup consists of moisturiser, eye shadow, mascara blush and lipgloss. I also use an eyelash curler for my stumpy little lashes. Takes me about 10 mins to put on all of the above. If I have no time then its cool, I put my hair up in a pony then rush to the station looking like I just woke up.

What I can't understand is, how women can do their makeup on their way to work? I don't know about you, but I like doing my makeup in private without everyone looking at me. You see them everywhere, at the station, on the bus, on the train. You see em, putting on their mascara, brushing their hair, putting on foundation. It kills me. Its like they have no shame!!! They contort their faces, have their mouths opened and they have no idea people are looking at them.


Sometimes I think to myself "Girl, that lipstick aint gonna help"

The worst thing I had ever seen was when I was sitting upstairs and there was a girl in the vestabule area of the train. She started with brushing her hair and putting it in some bun. Then followed her foundation. She used her fingertips of course, to lightly tap her foundation over her face, then she went on to do her eye make up and then her lipstick. This killed it. She put on her lipstick and starting pouting in the mirror, then applied lip gloss and kept looking at herself in the mirror pouting for at least 3 stops. She then got out her nail file. I hate when women file their nails on the train. Theres that horrid nail smell, and you're breathing in their horrid nail dust. That's so so dirty. After she finished filing her nails, she got out nail polish! "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" I thought to myself, I had never seen anyone paint their nails on a train. She pratically got dressed on the train. She should have brought along her shower head and 10 litres of water.

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