Local Girl Arrested for Mass Hysterics
June 21st 2010 04:58
Link: www.wittysam.com
Raquel Blank has no clue
According to sources, the incident started when Raquel told two co-workers she was "ears-dropping in a conversation" when they couldn't believe their ears and started laughing so hard it caught the attention of everyone in the office. In between the gaffaws, Joe Benson who works in a nearby cubicle, tried to tell Raquel the word is "eaves dropping".
Raquel stood by her claim she was "ears-dropping" and that "eaves-dropping is not even a word!", when the laughter was so loud it got the attention of nearby offices. A crowd of 150 gathered to hear Raquel explain, "you do it with your ears that's why it's called 'ears dropping', you people are so stupid" when the entire crowd fell to the floor laughing so hard they couldn't breathe.
Ambulances and the Mass Hysterics Police Riot Squad were called into the office in Sydney to find everyone lying on the floor doubled over, holding their stomachs unable to stop laughing.
Blake Edwards, Senior Sgt of the Mass Hysterics Riot Squad said he has never seen anything like this in his "50 years of police work". "We had to contain the area immediately to stop the flow of mass hysterics... it took paramedics 2 hours to get all the office workers out. And while most are in a stable condition in Westmead hospital with wet pants and stomach stitches, one person remains in a critical condition. Doctors say they have been unable to stop the patient from laughing despite all efforts and there is a chance that she may spend the rest of her life in fits of laughter."
Police are still trying to piece together details of why Raquel has "no clue". Witnesses claim they tried to plead with Raquel to "please stop, we can't take it anymore!!" Allegedly, Raquel refused to believe she was "eaves dropping" saying it was "a stupid word." She kept pointing to her ears saying, "it's ears dropping stupid!"
Friends say it's not the first time Raquel has butchered the English language and are not surprised she has caused mass hysterics. "She once said her dog needed 'stay-bility', " said a close friend, "those times are tough cause you never know what she is going to say, and even then you have to keep a straight face... but we are used to her stupidity."
Raquel Blank, will face court tomorrow morning charged with causing mass hysterics and attempted murder of the English Language.
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Comment by Jo Carey-Bradshaw
Massively Hysterical - That was me in hospital taking a while to recover - it took awhile, but I adjusted eventually. Thanks for the flowers; I have always had a soft spot for Forget-Me-Nots.
Great stuff - this does my heart good, and my lungs, and my...........
Comment by Samantha Banfield - Witty Sam
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I love to make people laugh... it's what I was put on this planet to do. Laughing is great for all the organs.
As for the flowers - you are welcome!