Lipstick On A Pig
November 13th 2011 18:23
On October 5, Sarah Palin officially declared herself a non-candidate for the Presidency of the United States. I hadn’t written an essay since August 16 waiting for that announcement, and when it came, I was so saddened, my writer’s block continued until today. Fortunately for me, Mme rouge énorme lèvres pulpeuses is running for President; she didn’t just give speeches to make $14 million so she and Todd could continue to afford to live in Alaska (it takes at least that much to be able to afford to shop at a Wal-Mart anywhere in Alaska) and take care of their son Trig (is that short for Trigger? Roy Rogers named his dog Bullet; is there a pattern here?).
After Sarah announced her non-candidacy, she went to Amsterdam, where she had a sex reorientation operation, and emerged as Rick Perry. Perry would have us believe that he’s been Rick Perry all along, but the real reason Sarah resigned as governor of Alaska was because she was nearing a nervous breakdown trying to be governor of Texas as Rick Perry and governor of Alaska as Sarah Palin. You want proof of this theory? Palin said she was dropping out of the Presidential selection process so she could concentrate on helping other Republican/Conservatives seek election/re-election. Who’s she helping? The answer is nobody, because she’s Rick Perry now and having Sarah Palinesque type problems in debates and on the campaign trail.
The latest Perry (Palin) gaffe was Perry claiming that, if he were President, he would eliminate three federal departments, but he could only name two. While the other Republican/Conservative debaters and the audience snickered, Mitt Romney tried to help Perry by suggesting the EPA, but Perry said that wasn’t the department he was thinking of (it was really the Energy department, along with Commerce and Education, he/she told us later).
In a previous speech, when he appeared intoxicated (drunk), he said, “Live free or die, victory or death, bring it.” This was during a fund raising effort, and it brought a few nervous chuckles. Even the most rabid right wing Conservatives are having second thoughts about backing Sarah, er, Rick. That’s why Herman Cain is leading him/her by twice the points in most opinion polls.
During a debate on Fox, Perry attacked Mitt Romney’s flip-flopping: “Is it the Mitt Romney that was on the side of against the Second Amendment before he was for the Second Amendment? Was it—was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was for standing up for Roe v. Wade before he was against Roe v. Wade?” What did he/she say or mean? Typical Sarah.
When Perry was being interviewed on CNN, he cited Woodrow Wilson (who was president from 1913 to 1921), urging viewers to note changes in income tax “if you go back a decade ago,” to when Wilson was in the White House. Wilson was President almost 90 years ago, not 10, Rick/Sarah. Can you still see Russia?
Where’s Katie Couric when we need her most? You remember Katie’s interviews with the Presidential candidates in 2008 that led to exposing candidate Sarah for the mental marshmallow she really was and John McCain for the mean, nasty old man he really was, don’t you? Where are you now, when we need you to expose Rick Perry for the person he really is, Sarah Palin?
I can only hope that Rick Perry continues to get enough votes in the polls to continue campaigning so I have material for my essays. It seems it will only take about 10% of Republican/Conservatives to give him hope that he has a chance to win the nomination to keep him spending money to stay in the race. The big problem Perry faces is that the Midwest Conservatives Perry sees as his bulwark know their pork, and they know that no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, in the end, it’s still just a pig (Sarah knows how to use lipstick).
After Sarah announced her non-candidacy, she went to Amsterdam, where she had a sex reorientation operation, and emerged as Rick Perry. Perry would have us believe that he’s been Rick Perry all along, but the real reason Sarah resigned as governor of Alaska was because she was nearing a nervous breakdown trying to be governor of Texas as Rick Perry and governor of Alaska as Sarah Palin. You want proof of this theory? Palin said she was dropping out of the Presidential selection process so she could concentrate on helping other Republican/Conservatives seek election/re-election. Who’s she helping? The answer is nobody, because she’s Rick Perry now and having Sarah Palinesque type problems in debates and on the campaign trail.
The latest Perry (Palin) gaffe was Perry claiming that, if he were President, he would eliminate three federal departments, but he could only name two. While the other Republican/Conservative debaters and the audience snickered, Mitt Romney tried to help Perry by suggesting the EPA, but Perry said that wasn’t the department he was thinking of (it was really the Energy department, along with Commerce and Education, he/she told us later).
In a previous speech, when he appeared intoxicated (drunk), he said, “Live free or die, victory or death, bring it.” This was during a fund raising effort, and it brought a few nervous chuckles. Even the most rabid right wing Conservatives are having second thoughts about backing Sarah, er, Rick. That’s why Herman Cain is leading him/her by twice the points in most opinion polls.
During a debate on Fox, Perry attacked Mitt Romney’s flip-flopping: “Is it the Mitt Romney that was on the side of against the Second Amendment before he was for the Second Amendment? Was it—was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was for standing up for Roe v. Wade before he was against Roe v. Wade?” What did he/she say or mean? Typical Sarah.
When Perry was being interviewed on CNN, he cited Woodrow Wilson (who was president from 1913 to 1921), urging viewers to note changes in income tax “if you go back a decade ago,” to when Wilson was in the White House. Wilson was President almost 90 years ago, not 10, Rick/Sarah. Can you still see Russia?
Where’s Katie Couric when we need her most? You remember Katie’s interviews with the Presidential candidates in 2008 that led to exposing candidate Sarah for the mental marshmallow she really was and John McCain for the mean, nasty old man he really was, don’t you? Where are you now, when we need you to expose Rick Perry for the person he really is, Sarah Palin?
I can only hope that Rick Perry continues to get enough votes in the polls to continue campaigning so I have material for my essays. It seems it will only take about 10% of Republican/Conservatives to give him hope that he has a chance to win the nomination to keep him spending money to stay in the race. The big problem Perry faces is that the Midwest Conservatives Perry sees as his bulwark know their pork, and they know that no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, in the end, it’s still just a pig (Sarah knows how to use lipstick).
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