linzi

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THE BRIGHTER THE BETTER

May 27th 2008 15:34
YES GIRLY GIRLS IAM TALKING ABOUT OUR NAILS, TOES AND EVERY KIND OF ACID COLOUR YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON IN CLOTHING AND BIKINIS. COLOUR IS IN.WITH
NAILS CUT THEM SHORT AND DO THE SQUOVAL, YES THATS THE BUZZ WORD FOR SQUARE OVAL . PAINT THEM IN INTOXICATING COLOURS ACID YELLOW, GREEN ,BLUE ,
MY FAVORITE BY FAR IS THE PINK ITS FAB ITS SASSY, IT MAKES YOU LOOK DOUBLE BRONZED AND THE FELLAS LOVE IT ON THE TOES.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE WHITE PUMPS WE WORE IN OUR INFANT SCHOOL . WELL THEY ARE BACK ,SWAP THE PLAIN WHITE LACES FOR THE ACID RAINBOW ONES . GET YOURSELF SOME BRIGHT Ts WHITE JEANS PIPED WITH COLOURED ORANGE STICHING ,ZARA HAVE SOME FAB V KNECK SOFT JUMPERS FOR THE CHILLY NIGHTS, AND UNDERWEAR IS THE OUTERWEAR IN ALL KINDS OF AMAZING COLOURS.IM LOVING PRIMARK ACID UNDERWEAR, CHEAP AND CHEERFULL. FOR DELICIOUS BIKINIS TRY THE ARMARNI RANGE PINKS ,ORANGES AND BLUES, KILLER HEELS SEE THROUGH PLASTIC ONES IN PINK, OR TRY GLADIATOR SANDALS IN GOLD MADE BY OFFICE, GO AHEAD ,GET AHEAD , STAND OUT , STAY OUT., IF YOUR LUCKY .TRY WITH THE NAILS FIRST, YOULL BE HOOKED JUST DONT FORGET YOUR EVERESSENT SUN GLASSES THE BIGGER THE BETTER GOOD LUCK XXXXX FROM UR ACID GURU LINZI
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unsettled again

May 27th 2008 13:44
I am fed up to the back teeth of working with the gypsys, my talents are wasted, as it is a thankless job, and certainly not for the faint hearted, im begining to feel the pressure, im put under.Now my boss has decided im to teach the boys, WHAT! how the bejesus am i gonna teach these little feckers hair and beauty when they think making a cup of tea is sissyish.

Although the lads do like me and i get on well with them all , they are so unpradictable. Last week it was lovely and sunny and so 3 teachers decided we would go for a walk.So down the canal we went, not being happy sitting near the water they asked if they could go to the shopping centre, so off we went into the mall, to get frog marched out off 2 bouncers for the simple reason 2 traveller boys were taking the mickey out of everyone in their.
BANNED again. So walking back it kicked off with two boys both bare knuckle fighting with there shirts off along the canal, blood eveywhere .A male teacher tried to split them up and got a box in the face for doing so.

Last thursday we took them out bowling, everything was going swell when the boys threw down some litter on the ground,( they think this is normal) so the manager grabbed hold of one of the more aggresive boy and told him he was banned, it was quite a showing up actually, as it looks like we have no controll most of the time we have. And so we told the aggressive boy to wait outside untill we were ready.Next of all a woman marched up to me and shouted are you supposed to be monitering these two boys who are verbally attacking my boss outside she was a right bossy cow and so i asked her that her boss had grabbed one of the boys and that is not right in itself , and so when i went to look outside they were shouting and the man had his finger in the boys face screaming at them.I diffused the situation and the story is we are banned from there also now.

I really am at a standstill ,i have a salon outside of the travellers, i only work with the gypos 1 and a half days per week and the pay is 600 euro for those days the money has me big time I listened to them talking about claiming false doles and getting paid for the centre in which i teach .They have never worked and they are driving brand new Humma vans and 08 cars. I was thinking about leaving as the stress levels in there are up to ninty , i need a new path to go down but what i do not know.I just wish a job would fly round the corner and pick me up with it that im going to love. I would love some television work but with Ireland only having two channels im doomed to work overhere, i might apply for living t v, i suppose i could fly at this moment in time im stuck in a rut and my creative side is going down the swanny, if there is anyone out there looking for a makeover expert in a television company im ur woman . goodbye for now. fed up linz/
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When you are single is there a time when you have had enough of dating, shagging around and basically no one in your life to share things with. ?If you ever felt like you met the one and he /she hasnt called. Or they let you down, maybe they have cheated and youve become bitter towards the opposite sex. Whatever about it though , being single is bloody great if you arnt looking for the lover of your dreams, maybe you have been married and want some fun with no strings attached, but why do we want what others have?

And so when we elope, it feels good for a while although you wouldnt want to be with anyone else(i dont think) but a slight peev of envy comes to mind when the single pals are getting into funny scrapes of sex drugs and rock and roley poley with strangers.

A divorced friend of mine had a fun time recently when she had a night out.She recalls walking into a bar and looking like a honey pot to the men in there.Aplonker of a fella was after her but he was hogging the karioki. Any way a hot fit bastard caught her eye, as she was outside smoking he came to join her for a smoke, but the karioki dude was singing outside the bar i just called to say i love you he was spoiling the moment.Time passed, before she took off with the 28 year old, her words were he felt like a high class hooker:.

As soon as they entered his house they were at it all over , when it came to sleep time she said he had mirrored wardrobes, whilst he was trying to get his head down, she kept sitting up in front of the mirror and powdering her nose to hide the thred veins in the morning, she also asked him rather off it :are you my boyfriend:? she later said :i must of looked like a bunny boiler.In the morning he looked so sexy in a hoody a pair of boxers and a pair of trainers.he was snogging her for a while when he said he had to go to football and to collect the nets, she hasnt hard off him since.

And so im asking all the singles out there and all the married ones do you ever wish you were single or married, there is also the affair, would you go there at all? They say a man buys three diamonds in his life, one for the wife one for the mistress, and one for the wife when she finds out about the mistress. So peeps ill leave it there, happy weekend folks and remember to use the condoms if your single you wouldnt want to be getting the clap now would you .he he x

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Here i was on another girly weekend away.With butterflies in the stomach.A four day trip watching a pal of mine in the british final come dancing.Held in the winter gardens in blackpool north west England.

Well on the friday i travelled to manchester to meet up with a pal of mine.Three sheets to the wind after finding 60 quid which i had spent drinking half of it away(start as i mean to go on).So here i arrived pissed out of my tree and in great form.So i went to stay at my pals house where the ex no hoper of a husband of my pal sarah was slobbing on the sofa.He has a habit of sniffing white powder up his nostals and so again has no job or living accomodation.Get me to the pub i thought, which we did.We ordered a bottle of wine and drank two glasses, we decided to go to another pub and so like two knackers tried to pour our wine back into the bottle and sneaked out with it hidden under the coat


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THE BIG DOG IS WATCHING.

March 20th 2008 10:10
Living in a differant country of my own, i have lived in Ireland for ten years now, at first the thought on the irish people were very friendly,dont get me wrong i have some good clients and pals, but im talking about the retail buisness.

Im not known for being subtle, or having a meek and mild nature.But i do know how to treat people well ,and my communication skills are fucking good.Im just going to decribe the kinda things im talking about


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Detoxing the brain.

March 19th 2008 21:37
So here iam again, wondering what to right about when i thought to myself, well where have i been, what have i been doing. Well not that anyones interested but iv been detoxing the brain.How you might ask. I bought myself 2 really good books on crime and iv been in the sack very early, once you start to read the eylids get heavy and boom your asleep by 9. 30 pm.Bloody boring you may add, well actually im off the gargle that being the wine and beer.

The weather is shite and ive been wrapped up in bed like an old granny with bed socks on. I know how sexy can one get ,but the weather really is baltic.Im prepping the skin also for when the sun shines and my feathers are shiney and new to show the whole world just how gorgeous iam. The neighbours are even asking him indoors is linzi ok .He keeps telling every one im fucking depressed. Thats his interpretation of the latest events.Do men really understand us? im not depressed well i was for 7 days of the month but hey thats normal hubby , i tend to hibernate like this and my friends miss my candid calls back home, my drinking buddy next door really misses me, my hubby misses my slapstick, or rather his little bit of slapstick, my mother misses her chats on the blower


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Every woman is beautiful

March 10th 2008 10:04
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

A little boy asked his mother,"Why are you always crying


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MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION.

March 10th 2008 09:41
As it was ladys day on saturday, a friend of mine rounded up a table for 10 at the Marriot hotel, for a fun day to help terminally ill childrens make a wish come true.

It was an early start at 12.30 am ,the dress was smart casual, and the days events were, a champers reception and 250 women chatting, it did sound like a lot of cackling hens in one room,the mood was great.After an hour of being topped up by Alexander the great the young foriegn guy with the bottle, we were ushered to our seats


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How do you like your eggs in a morning?pesonally i did prefer a taxi, forget the eggs, i had oats last night, tar very muchas. Dating i never really did, although i did have only 3 long relationships, in my teens to the mid twentys. I was always in the habit of going out looking for a fumble in the jungle with anyone and everything.

I was probably classed as a slut, especially when i was blonde, only i wasnt dumb at all i just liked the buzz of the lust. I think it must of stemed from my mother wanting to keep me away from boys when i was younger.Even if i played tennis on the street she used to bang on the front window with venom in her eyes LINZI GET IN NOW. Oh sorry about that guys ill have to thrash you next week at tennis. Mind you she had every right to get me in , as i was summons to take off my clothes in the quary in front of an audience one time and i was loving it. Anyway moving on


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DECIDING TO SELL THE BUISNESS

March 7th 2008 08:07
IT WAS THREE YEARS OF PURE SLOG, THE FACT THAT THE LIFELONG DREAM I WAS ABOUT TO AMBARK ON WAS IN THE PIPELINE IT WAS NEAR..COMPLETION. THEN THE NEWS CAME BY TELEPHONE MY FATHER HAD DIED, SHOCK WASNT IN IT.WHAT COULD I DO ,HE HAD NO ONE BUT ME. I LEFT FOR ENGLAND AND STARTED THE PROCESS OF THE FUNERAL ARRANGMENTS, ALL OF WHICH WERE NEW TO ME. HIS FLAT WAS LIKE STEP TOES YARD. IT IS FAIR TO SAY THAT THE FELLOW DID LIKE TO ROOT AROUND IN SKIPS, SO MOST OF THE ORNAMENTS HE HAD FOUND WERE GLUED TOGETHER, AND THE 10 BROKEN WATCHES AND CLOCKS, WERE ALSO A MISTERY TO ME, ANYWAY HE WAS BURIED AND I RETURNED BACK TO IRELAND TO CARRY ON RENOVATING THE BUISNESS.


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on Drug Rehab

June 24th 2008 11:12
hey roy glad u got help. i suppose boredom is the thing as well. i have many a pal into coke still one girlfriend of mine was married to a coke and crack head for 12 years he still hasnt addmitted his problem. now he has lost his job she moved on divorced him. but now she has taken him in so he gets on his feet.only last week she found a sive upstairs, he is obviously dealing. they have 2 kids and she cant get rid of him the last 3 wks. first he was going to spain, then dubai now its tai land. hes full of shite, she also got off her head last week with him and he was ranting he was at the top of his game. she regretted it and now the dickhead has taken over the living room. he keeps locking himself in there smoking, and eating anything in site, she has veiwings every week for the house its no joke but i also blame her. well done look for ur posts again

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on You know you're an 80's kid if...

June 22nd 2008 12:06
YES YES I REMEMBER, I REALLY WANTED TO BE IN FAME THE SERIES I LOOVED MY FRANKIE SAYS YES T SHIRT AND WATCHING THE YOUNG ONES SMOKING A ROLLED UP FAT ONE SINGING THE HOLE IN MY SHOE. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT FEELING IN LOVE IN THE EIGHTYS WITH ANYTHING THAT MOVED, MAYBE THE SPLIFF WAS GOING TO MY HEAD. LETS NOT FORGET THE RUBEX CUBE, OR WAS THAT THE 70 S.AND YES MY MOTHER BOUGHT ME A JONNY(CONDOM) COAT IN SEE THROUGH PINK I WAS GETTING STOPPED IN THE STREET OFF FOLK ASKING ME WHERE I BOUGHT IT , I FELT SO COOL. THANKS FOR REMINDING US. HAVE YOU NOTCED A BIT OF THE EIGHTYS FASHION COMING BACK THIS SEASON I ONLY WROTE ABOUT IT, THE HAIRSTYLES ARE CERTAINLY EIGHTYS WITH A MODERN TWIST NOT SO MUCH KAGAGOOGOO OR BOY GOERGE JUST 2008 THROW BACK. BYE 4 NOW

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on ATOMIC TEETH????

June 22nd 2008 11:45
HI FOG SPEAKING OF TEETH, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW MOVIE OUT IN THE CINEMA?
I HAVENT SEEN IT MYSELF ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT. APPERANTLY ITS A GIRL WITH A SET OF FUROSHOUS KNASHERS UP HER FLUE. SHE GOES TO A GYNI AND HE TAKES A LOOK AND SHE BITES HIS HAND OFF, I ONLY SAW THE TRAILER . ITS QUITE COMICLE TO WATCH LOOK OUT FOR IT THE TITLE YES YOU GUESSED IT TEETH. GOOD BYE PS READ MY BLOG ON THE RAMPENT RABBIT. BYE4 NOW

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on Ouch! My eyeball!

June 9th 2008 15:18

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on Astro Girl gets her period

June 9th 2008 15:15
years back a friend of ours called daz, met a girl and went home with her.It was quite a shock when in the morn daz called to the door.As i opened it i asked him did he have a tandoori .Looking bemused he looked straight into the mirror, only to realise that the girl must of been on, when he was going down for the gravy.As we were laughing but horrified at the thought of it daz turned around and said he thought she tasted of iron.eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww.

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on Bikini Jeans

May 27th 2008 14:32
this is a fashion faux could you imagine a big hefty girl wearing these , whatever next, i thought jonny coats were bad in the eightys these look a little tacky dont ya think

Comment by linzi
on The return to natural hair colour

May 27th 2008 13:58
Or better still dont cut it colour it.If your stylist is good enough she can colour it back to natural so the re growth grows out perfect and you can still have long hair.i have done this technique on many clients it works and the hair is renewed after colour saving treatments.

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on The return to natural hair colour

May 27th 2008 13:57
Or beeter still dont cut it colour it.If your stylist is good enough she can colour it back to natural so the re growth grows out perfect and you can still have long hair.i have done this technique on many clients it works and the hair is renewed after colour saving treatments.

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on Comedown conversation

May 22nd 2008 21:22
where do you live again ? im coming straight round. How do you fancy a trendy young well .... yes young n calling round for the jollys, i can put things into perpective after a few
rolled up fat ones and whatever else is on offer ill sum it up in lets say 18 hours when iv boarded the flight. you sound like youre having a ball young man, remember you cant bring your youth back so enjoy the best of it, dont forget to eat and rest your aching body.When your settled old and grey you can laugh at the shenanigans what went on in life with a massive sigh and say what a laugh, ENJOY IT BOYO. X