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MEN WITH RED HAIR ( NO OFFENCE TO ANY GINGERS OUT THERE ) ARE THEY A TURN ON OR ARE THEY A TURN OFF... WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE SEE A RED HAIRED KID ESPECIALLY A BOY WE LOOK AT HIM AND SAY AAAAAWWWWWWWWWW HES LOVELY. THE AAAWWW BIT IS SOMETHING OF A SYMPATHY STATEMENT ,OR DO WE THINK THEY ARE MEGGA CUTIES?
WHEN THEY GROW TO BE FINE YOUNG MEN, WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO THIS TYPE OF COLOURING? I KNOW MOST WILL SAY HEY ITS THE PERSONALITY THAT COUNTS, BUT COME ON , DO YOU RELLY WANT TO JUMP IN THE SACK WITH A LILLY WHITE BODY AND GINGER DOWN STAIRS. FOR ME I RECKON IT WOULD TURN ME RIGHT OFF. ALSO DO YOU THINK THEY SMELL OFF CARROTTS? DOES HE HAVE BUNNY Y FRONTS, AND WORST STILL BIG HAIRY GINGER ARMPIT HAIR. EEEWWWWWWWWWW.
ON A GIRL IT IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERANT , NOW THAT I LIVE IN IRELAND EVERY SECOND PERSON HAS RED HAIR AND GREEN EYES AND FAIR SKIN, THEY ARE KNOWN AS IRISH COLLEENS. ONE OF MY BEZZIE MATES HAS GINGER HAIR SHE COLOURS IT WHITE BLONDE AND SHAVES OFF ALL HER PUSSY HAIR, HER EXCUSE IS ITS UNHYGENIC, SHE HAS A POINT, BUT I WONDER IF ITS BECAUSE SHE HATES THE COLOUR, I MUST ASK HER SHE WOULD PROBABLY SAY BOTH.
AS FOR MARRYING AND STARTING A FAMILY WITH GINGER BALLS ID BE FEARED TO DEATH OF A CARROTT TOP OF A KID, I KNOW IM MEAN SHUT UP ITS ONLY A BLOG (IM TALKING TO MYSELF NOW) THE NAME CALLING IS UNACCEPTABLE, BUT LETS BE TRUTHFULL ID RATHER HAVE A DARK HAIRED GEZZER ANYDAY, NOT HAD MANY BLONDES, I SUPPOSE THEY MIGHT SMELL OF WHITE CHOCOLATE.SAYING THAT I LIKE DARK MEN NOW I MEAN THEY DONT WANNA BE LIKE A GORRILA WITH BACK ,CRACK, AND SACK HAIR ALL OVER THE SHOP, THEY GET STUCK IN THE TEETH, AND MAKE YOU GAGG FOR DAYS.
I WILL GIVE RED HAIRED MEN SOME CREDIT THEYCAN BE QUITE FUNNY CHARACTERS. I HAVE GOT SOME AQUIANTENCES WHICH ID MADE OVER THE YEARS WITH RED HAIR AND THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY LADS. BUT STARING INTO GINGER EYESLASHES IN A MORNING WITH CARROTT BREATH,,,,WELL THEY WOULD WANT TO BE FUNNY.
WHATS YOUR PREFERANCE? PLEASE DONT SLATE ME OR ILL CAST DOWN A CARROTT KID FOR YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE SEEE YA CATCH YA ON D HOP.
LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER ME IS AN UNDERSTATMENT. I DONT KNOW ABOUT ALL YOU WINO S OUT THERE BUT IV COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF GARGLE TURNS YOU INTO A FRIGGIN LOOP THE LOOPER.
RECENTLY IV BEEN HEADING DOWN TO THE LOCAL BAR IN A SLEEPY IRISH TOWN ONLY YARDS FROM THE HOUSE. NOW , NOT THAT THE IRISH ARE ANY KIND OF SAINTS ALONG WITH THE RUSSIANS AND POLES, WE ARE UP THERE WITH THE BEST. BUT BEHAVING LIKE A DRUNKEN TEENAGER AT THE UNDER 18 S IS WHERE IM AT AT THE MOMENT.
PICTURE SCENE, I ARRIVE AT THE PUB WITH HUBBY AND CHILD IN TOW TO MEET THE WAGS, OF COURSE IM A WAG NOW THE OTHER ARF IS ON THE OLD BOYS SUNDAY GERIATRICS LETS RUN THE BEER OFF FOOTBALL TEAM.ITS AROUND 5 ISH AND IM GAGGING FOR AN OLD PAULITA, THIS IS THE WINE SERVED THERE GOD KNOWS WHY I DRINK IT AS IT DOESNT AGREE. ANYWAY, AFTER SUPPING A FULL BOTTLE ( 5 GLASSES) SOMEONE HAPPENED TO MENTION THE LOCAL BUTCHER AND HIS WIFE WERE HAVING A JOINT DO AT ANOTHER GAFF DOWN THE ROAD. NOT THAT I KNOW THEM BUT RATHER THEY KNOW ME NOW.
SO I PALMED THE HUBBY OFF AND DROVE YES DROVE TO A FRIENDS HOUSE WHO LUCKILY FOR ME WAS SAT IN AFTER DRINKING HERSELF A FULL BOTTLE OF WINE AND HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA YES SAME PAGE AS ME YIPPEE. SO I KNOCKED ON AND SAID FANCY A PARTY? GIVE ME FIVE MINS she said OFF WE DROVE YES I KNOW BAD,
TO THE DO WALKED IN AS BRASAN AS BRASS PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A BRASS AFTER ALL ID HAD TO DRINK. ENJOYED THE VODKA AND RED BULLS, AND THE MUSIC.
THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I BEGAN ACTING STUPID LIKE
1 FELL 2 TIMES ON THE DANCEFLOOR,
2 ATTACKED THE D. J AND PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM A QUIET DANCEFLOOR IS A SIGN OF A BAD D.J ONLY FOR HIM TO POINT OUT IT WAS FEEDING TIME.
3 TRIED TO GET IN ON THE HAPPY COUPLES PHOTOS FOR THE PAPER, STANDING BEHIND MAKING BUNNY GESTURES ABOVE THE COUPLES HEADS.
4 DANCED AWAY PROVOCOTIVLEY IN FRONT OF A FINE TING OF A MAN , ONLY TO GET A TAP ON THE SHOULDER FROM THE WIFF.
5 THE END OF THE NIGHT HAD COME T A CLOSE AND TAXI S WERE SCARES SO LINZI SPOTTED THE LOCAL POLICE CAR AND PROCEEDED TO RUN AFTER IT FOR A LIFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, BARING IN MIND THE COPS ARE AS EASY GOING AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME FROM THE WINDOW, AS I FELL ON THE KERB IN A HEAP.
6 AND FINALLY KNOCKED ON THE WRONG DOOR TO THE HOUSE AND AWOKEN THE NEIGHBOUR AND HIS FOUR CHILDREN AS I HAD LOST THE KEY
SO YES LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER BY DEAN MARTIN WAS MADE FOR ME, THE ONLY THING WAS, I WAS IN CO MEATH NOT CHICARGO. BYE 4 NOW
YES GIRLY GIRLS IAM TALKING ABOUT OUR NAILS, TOES AND EVERY KIND OF ACID COLOUR YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON IN CLOTHING AND BIKINIS. COLOUR IS IN.WITH
NAILS CUT THEM SHORT AND DO THE SQUOVAL, YES THATS THE BUZZ WORD FOR SQUARE OVAL . PAINT THEM IN INTOXICATING COLOURS ACID YELLOW, GREEN ,BLUE ,
MY FAVORITE BY FAR IS THE PINK ITS FAB ITS SASSY, IT MAKES YOU LOOK DOUBLE BRONZED AND THE FELLAS LOVE IT ON THE TOES.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE WHITE PUMPS WE WORE IN OUR INFANT SCHOOL . WELL THEY ARE BACK ,SWAP THE PLAIN WHITE LACES FOR THE ACID RAINBOW ONES . GET YOURSELF SOME BRIGHT Ts WHITE JEANS PIPED WITH COLOURED ORANGE STICHING ,ZARA HAVE SOME FAB V KNECK SOFT JUMPERS FOR THE CHILLY NIGHTS, AND UNDERWEAR IS THE OUTERWEAR IN ALL KINDS OF AMAZING COLOURS.IM LOVING PRIMARK ACID UNDERWEAR, CHEAP AND CHEERFULL. FOR DELICIOUS BIKINIS TRY THE ARMARNI RANGE PINKS ,ORANGES AND BLUES, KILLER HEELS SEE THROUGH PLASTIC ONES IN PINK, OR TRY GLADIATOR SANDALS IN GOLD MADE BY OFFICE, GO AHEAD ,GET AHEAD , STAND OUT , STAY OUT., IF YOUR LUCKY .TRY WITH THE NAILS FIRST, YOULL BE HOOKED JUST DONT FORGET YOUR EVERESSENT SUN GLASSES THE BIGGER THE BETTER GOOD LUCK XXXXX FROM UR ACID GURU LINZI
I am fed up to the back teeth of working with the gypsys, my talents are wasted, as it is a thankless job, and certainly not for the faint hearted, im begining to feel the pressure, im put under.Now my boss has decided im to teach the boys, WHAT! how the bejesus am i gonna teach these little feckers hair and beauty when they think making a cup of tea is sissyish.
Although the lads do like me and i get on well with them all , they are so unpradictable. Last week it was lovely and sunny and so 3 teachers decided we would go for a walk.So down the canal we went, not being happy sitting near the water they asked if they could go to the shopping centre, so off we went into the mall, to get frog marched out off 2 bouncers for the simple reason 2 traveller boys were taking the mickey out of everyone in their
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When you are single is there a time when you have had enough of dating, shagging around and basically no one in your life to share things with. ?If you ever felt like you met the one and he /she hasnt called. Or they let you down, maybe they have cheated and youve become bitter towards the opposite sex. Whatever about it though , being single is bloody great if you arnt looking for the lover of your dreams, maybe you have been married and want some fun with no strings attached, but why do we want what others have?
And so when we elope, it feels good for a while although you wouldnt want to be with anyone else(i dont think) but a slight peev of envy comes to mind when the single pals are getting into funny scrapes of sex drugs and rock and roley poley with strangers
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Here i was on another girly weekend away.With butterflies in the stomach.A four day trip watching a pal of mine in the british final come dancing.Held in the winter gardens in blackpool north west England.
Well on the friday i travelled to manchester to meet up with a pal of mine.Three sheets to the wind after finding 60 quid which i had spent drinking half of it away(start as i mean to go on).So here i arrived pissed out of my tree and in great form.So i went to stay at my pals house where the ex no hoper of a husband of my pal sarah was slobbing on the sofa.He has a habit of sniffing white powder up his nostals and so again has no job or living accomodation.Get me to the pub i thought, which we did.We ordered a bottle of wine and drank two glasses, we decided to go to another pub and so like two knackers tried to pour our wine back into the bottle and sneaked out with it hidden under the coat
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Living in a differant country of my own, i have lived in Ireland for ten years now, at first the thought on the irish people were very friendly,dont get me wrong i have some good clients and pals, but im talking about the retail buisness.
Im not known for being subtle, or having a meek and mild nature.But i do know how to treat people well ,and my communication skills are fucking good.Im just going to decribe the kinda things im talking about
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So here iam again, wondering what to right about when i thought to myself, well where have i been, what have i been doing. Well not that anyones interested but iv been detoxing the brain.How you might ask. I bought myself 2 really good books on crime and iv been in the sack very early, once you start to read the eylids get heavy and boom your asleep by 9. 30 pm.Bloody boring you may add, well actually im off the gargle that being the wine and beer.
The weather is shite and ive been wrapped up in bed like an old granny with bed socks on. I know how sexy can one get ,but the weather really is baltic.Im prepping the skin also for when the sun shines and my feathers are shiney and new to show the whole world just how gorgeous iam. The neighbours are even asking him indoors is linzi ok .He keeps telling every one im fucking depressed. Thats his interpretation of the latest events.Do men really understand us? im not depressed well i was for 7 days of the month but hey thats normal hubby , i tend to hibernate like this and my friends miss my candid calls back home, my drinking buddy next door really misses me, my hubby misses my slapstick, or rather his little bit of slapstick, my mother misses her chats on the blower
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As it was ladys day on saturday, a friend of mine rounded up a table for 10 at the Marriot hotel, for a fun day to help terminally ill childrens make a wish come true.
It was an early start at 12.30 am ,the dress was smart casual, and the days events were, a champers reception and 250 women chatting, it did sound like a lot of cackling hens in one room,the mood was great.After an hour of being topped up by Alexander the great the young foriegn guy with the bottle, we were ushered to our seats
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