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A tale of an outsider™

April 21st 2011 16:05
Two insects kiss torridly on top of a sardine can
I observed 'em while making a sandwich ham
I cut myself...my left finger ...Ridiculed by disgust
2 insect were making out in front of me filled with lust

Morning sunshine broke on my veranda
I saw a squirrel mating with an iguana
How absurd they were doing it on my water pump
A bucktooth hairy..and a slimy one...dry hump

Noon finally came the clouds were streaking
I grilled a barbecue I saw a raccoon JACKING--
OFF I ran to the yard to get something
A fertilizer, 2 cork screws and a hip hop bling bling

Night quickly took the erotic porn scene in my place
I was so filled with disgust and indigestion
They left trails of junk and grime in a scattered maze
And my mind blew out of proportion

A tale of an outsider took swiftly today
What does this narrative teach us?
When love overpowers each one in any way
We've no way not to let love outrun us
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hey you! Why do you...
no wait...this is payback...

hey you! how did you...
yes wait...this is the sea...

the starfish decided to take the giraffe to Finland
but they're still on London

hey you! Why do you...
no wait...this is payback...

hey you! how did you...
yes wait...this is the sea...

the giraffe kept on complaining, and the starfish is tired
but they're now on Japan...

the same handbag they're looking for is in Japan
but the giraffe wanted the one on Finland

the starfish got angry, he took the plane home to London
but the starfish died...

The giraffe was depressed by the incident still...
He bought the handbag...in...

...
...
...

suite 89 and 1/2 Kerava, Iceland
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the ghost inside me is missing™

April 19th 2011 12:33
First we will soak the cotton and...
Dip the banana leaves , oh c'mon not the branch...

One of the clown's nose is missing
A ghost is fooling us.

the snowman delivered the message by fire
the snowwoman delivered the message by fire
the snowchildren cannot bear the fire
and they all melted in the snow.

It was halloween that night
followed by the constant planetary alignment
I cannot sleep comfortably
I placed the cactus under my matress
I cannot sleep comfortably
That was the best halloween ever

I saw this butterfly fluttering by my window
I reached for the insect repellant
I aimed for the butterfly and mercilessly sprayed
The butterfly is wearing a gasmask
It survived momentarily, but it died instantly

Because the gasmask is too heavy for the butterfly
The butterfly cannot bear its weight
I cannot sleep comfortably
I placed the butterfly under the cactus under my matress
I cannot sleep comfortably

I got thirsty, I forgot to turn off the light
I mistakenly reached for the insect repellant and drank all of it.
I was dazed and dying...

I heard the butterfly laughing...
I can now sleep comfortably
I fooled my own ghost
the ghost is no longer missing
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How to tell the difference™

April 19th 2011 12:29
connect the dots...
figure the pattern...

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