Life in Melbourne BD (Before Damo). A religious post for atheists.
April 12th 2009 06:53
BD. Birth of Damo. (not Carravagio)
Shortly, the Justianian calendar will be altered to the Damo Calendar. Life as we know it on Orble will become BD & AD; Before Damo (BD) - After Damo (AD). Not to be confused with the Christian calendar where AD = After the Death of Christ. Or Anno Domini if you've studied history before Google came on the scene.
As for the new world order and a one world religion? Where are atheists going to fit into this one world religion? Oh I get it. It's an anti-religious, one world religion. How silly of me. That will teach me for not Googling lately.
So, I suppose the big question on all Orbler's minds at the moment (apart from their own magnificence and how to upset other people) is, where is that cunt? And why isn't he responding to my attacks on him when James Rickard's fishing blog has taught me all about baiting people and getting them to bite. The allure of fishing.
Yes, Orble is like Coke. Orble is life and adds life and is life and I can't wait to express my opinion on Orble so that other people less ignorant than me (are there any other types of people in the blogosphere?) will adhere to my personal opinion because it's right. Regardless of the punctuation deficiencies, grammatical and spelling errors, missing words, and Neo-Pagan-Nazi word camp atrocities.
And so, during Damo or DD as it will soon become known (not to be confused with Dusk Devi of fond memory and benediction and all blessings from the Father of Lights), I shall be in touch with the deity. However, this living in the real world and having PAS (pre-awesome-sex) is inhibiting my desires to go to Young & Jacksons. Why stare at Chloe's painting when you have a real life Chloe in your room? But I do really need to catch up and get some tips on awesome sex. There's only so much a woman can do for a man when he's a dead root.
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Comment by Damo
He is eating locusts and wild honey.
Comment by Mistersmith
MRS SMITH
READ THIS
SISTERS IN CRIME
I hope that the Melbourne cold doesn't get to you.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
I find it very heartwarming to see so many atheists joining online Bible study groups on Orble.
Comment by Damo
I find it heartwarming too.
In order quote correctly they will have read more and more. They will even have to purchase a bible.
Then in order to contextualize correctly they will have to refer to qualified scholars in the subject. ie: Talking to the experts that they despise so much.
Then in order to interpret correctly they will have to look all possible interpretations. Including the positive ones.
So I fully encourage them to read bibles and discuss the meaning of its passages with an open mind.
Do you want to lay bets on who loses their faith atheism first?
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
They're cutting and pasting from that heretical copy of the Bible (The King James version). It won't surprise me if they steal a Gideon's Bible from a sleazy motel on the Hume Highway and start quoting from that soon.
I'd pull out a few quotes from the Fathers & Doctors of the Church, but Christ said, don't feed pearls to swine.
Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
It's all okay. St David was a peacemaker.
I don't even know if there's a St Norm. But he's actually a bigger peace maker.
The real problem I have with the virtual world (call it the ish - the ishtar express or the information superhighway - whatever takes your fancy
But even though I inhabit the net, I always like meeting the people I communicate with ... and I did meet Norm ... and it's much better than having never met him and ... just communicate with a person virtually [and I'm not having a go at anyone - no-one knows more than me how the virtual world of the net can become so addictive you forget that humans exist - and they have feeling and emotions ... and bodily parts ...
but it was never my intention to get on the net to have virtual non-contact with people ... I joined for social contact with people ... I actually thought people wanted to meet other people ... but the longer I stay on the net the more I find people get so addicted to their own alter-ego the less they want to meet real people ...
Oh yeah, I've been on all the adult sex sites ... and people will accuse me of being a sicko for doing that ... but it was always about social contact ... I've met more men off internet dating sites than I've met women ... because I go into chat rooms and find the women all so unreal so I chat to the blokes as though we were having a beer and talking about reality ...
I could (and still might) write a book about chat rooms and the stereotypes that exist in there ...
I'll tell you something I've only told about 100 people ... my nic on Red Hot Pie was BlowUpSheep ... I just went into chat and entertained people with my wit ... no point trying to get laid ... most of the women are prick teasers ... or pretending to be bi-curious ... and God bless them for hating men on Easter Monday /// - spread the love around ...
I'm bi curious. I'm curious about what two women do together and I'd like to watch and whack off ... LOL pmsl rofl brb grrrrrrrrrr kids etc ... Oh yeah, I might be a baptised Catholic but I know more about depravity than the most learned Catholic Priest ...
It was nice of you to visit my blog and post a comment. I never moderate comments or get them verified ... That was an Orble glitch ... I fixed it this morning ... I was sitting here wondering how even Damo hadn't commented on my post for a month ... then Teresa said ... maybe there's something wrong with your settings ... so I went into my settings and found that due to an Orble glitch my blog had been changed to verify all comments ...
I'm suing the bastards.
Do you watch ACA (A Current Affair)? Expect to see me on there soon in shadows going ... I think his name is Jon. He spends his whole life on holidays, and I've had enough. He's worse than a bad tradie ...
Out of respect for Norm. xxx
(Well all need a good root - it calms you down. Well okay, a good head job is just as good, and fellatio and cunnilingus is better value than posting on orble ...
Teresa's far too responsible for me. But boy she gives great head. I think the CAtholic Church has a lot to answer for.
But I'll never not be a Catholic. I was baptised. It leaves an indelible mark on your soul. But if I ever write a book that has any meaning? It will be about the mercy of God, not his judgement. Because if god does exist and puts up with me? Then he's definitely merciful.
I'll tell you right now. Every time I get on a plane. I think only one thought. If this plane crashes, I'm going to hell.
To me. I don't understand love and mercy and forgiveness yet.
I'll get there.
You have a lovely day baby. And thank Norm for being the person he is for me writing to you like this. Even God Himself has dictated that we need intercessors.
Comment by Damo
I did not know that your site was blocked by accident.
I thought they you were just avoiding the Fishmongers.
I has tried to comment several time and the warning came up that I was being moderated.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
For some reason (known only to the IT gods), the settings changed to verify.