liddle ole wine drinker me
May 18th 2009 11:22
LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER ME IS AN UNDERSTATMENT. I DONT KNOW ABOUT ALL YOU WINO S OUT THERE BUT IV COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF GARGLE TURNS YOU INTO A FRIGGIN LOOP THE LOOPER.
RECENTLY IV BEEN HEADING DOWN TO THE LOCAL BAR IN A SLEEPY IRISH TOWN ONLY YARDS FROM THE HOUSE. NOW , NOT THAT THE IRISH ARE ANY KIND OF SAINTS ALONG WITH THE RUSSIANS AND POLES, WE ARE UP THERE WITH THE BEST. BUT BEHAVING LIKE A DRUNKEN TEENAGER AT THE UNDER 18 S IS WHERE IM AT AT THE MOMENT.
PICTURE SCENE, I ARRIVE AT THE PUB WITH HUBBY AND CHILD IN TOW TO MEET THE WAGS, OF COURSE IM A WAG NOW THE OTHER ARF IS ON THE OLD BOYS SUNDAY GERIATRICS LETS RUN THE BEER OFF FOOTBALL TEAM.ITS AROUND 5 ISH AND IM GAGGING FOR AN OLD PAULITA, THIS IS THE WINE SERVED THERE GOD KNOWS WHY I DRINK IT AS IT DOESNT AGREE. ANYWAY, AFTER SUPPING A FULL BOTTLE ( 5 GLASSES) SOMEONE HAPPENED TO MENTION THE LOCAL BUTCHER AND HIS WIFE WERE HAVING A JOINT DO AT ANOTHER GAFF DOWN THE ROAD. NOT THAT I KNOW THEM BUT RATHER THEY KNOW ME NOW.
SO I PALMED THE HUBBY OFF AND DROVE YES DROVE TO A FRIENDS HOUSE WHO LUCKILY FOR ME WAS SAT IN AFTER DRINKING HERSELF A FULL BOTTLE OF WINE AND HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA YES SAME PAGE AS ME YIPPEE. SO I KNOCKED ON AND SAID FANCY A PARTY? GIVE ME FIVE MINS she said OFF WE DROVE YES I KNOW BAD,
TO THE DO WALKED IN AS BRASAN AS BRASS PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A BRASS AFTER ALL ID HAD TO DRINK. ENJOYED THE VODKA AND RED BULLS, AND THE MUSIC.
THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I BEGAN ACTING STUPID LIKE
1 FELL 2 TIMES ON THE DANCEFLOOR,
2 ATTACKED THE D. J AND PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM A QUIET DANCEFLOOR IS A SIGN OF A BAD D.J ONLY FOR HIM TO POINT OUT IT WAS FEEDING TIME.
3 TRIED TO GET IN ON THE HAPPY COUPLES PHOTOS FOR THE PAPER, STANDING BEHIND MAKING BUNNY GESTURES ABOVE THE COUPLES HEADS.
4 DANCED AWAY PROVOCOTIVLEY IN FRONT OF A FINE TING OF A MAN , ONLY TO GET A TAP ON THE SHOULDER FROM THE WIFF.
5 THE END OF THE NIGHT HAD COME T A CLOSE AND TAXI S WERE SCARES SO LINZI SPOTTED THE LOCAL POLICE CAR AND PROCEEDED TO RUN AFTER IT FOR A LIFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, BARING IN MIND THE COPS ARE AS EASY GOING AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME FROM THE WINDOW, AS I FELL ON THE KERB IN A HEAP.
6 AND FINALLY KNOCKED ON THE WRONG DOOR TO THE HOUSE AND AWOKEN THE NEIGHBOUR AND HIS FOUR CHILDREN AS I HAD LOST THE KEY
SO YES LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER BY DEAN MARTIN WAS MADE FOR ME, THE ONLY THING WAS, I WAS IN CO MEATH NOT CHICARGO. BYE 4 NOW
RECENTLY IV BEEN HEADING DOWN TO THE LOCAL BAR IN A SLEEPY IRISH TOWN ONLY YARDS FROM THE HOUSE. NOW , NOT THAT THE IRISH ARE ANY KIND OF SAINTS ALONG WITH THE RUSSIANS AND POLES, WE ARE UP THERE WITH THE BEST. BUT BEHAVING LIKE A DRUNKEN TEENAGER AT THE UNDER 18 S IS WHERE IM AT AT THE MOMENT.
PICTURE SCENE, I ARRIVE AT THE PUB WITH HUBBY AND CHILD IN TOW TO MEET THE WAGS, OF COURSE IM A WAG NOW THE OTHER ARF IS ON THE OLD BOYS SUNDAY GERIATRICS LETS RUN THE BEER OFF FOOTBALL TEAM.ITS AROUND 5 ISH AND IM GAGGING FOR AN OLD PAULITA, THIS IS THE WINE SERVED THERE GOD KNOWS WHY I DRINK IT AS IT DOESNT AGREE. ANYWAY, AFTER SUPPING A FULL BOTTLE ( 5 GLASSES) SOMEONE HAPPENED TO MENTION THE LOCAL BUTCHER AND HIS WIFE WERE HAVING A JOINT DO AT ANOTHER GAFF DOWN THE ROAD. NOT THAT I KNOW THEM BUT RATHER THEY KNOW ME NOW.
SO I PALMED THE HUBBY OFF AND DROVE YES DROVE TO A FRIENDS HOUSE WHO LUCKILY FOR ME WAS SAT IN AFTER DRINKING HERSELF A FULL BOTTLE OF WINE AND HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA YES SAME PAGE AS ME YIPPEE. SO I KNOCKED ON AND SAID FANCY A PARTY? GIVE ME FIVE MINS she said OFF WE DROVE YES I KNOW BAD,
TO THE DO WALKED IN AS BRASAN AS BRASS PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A BRASS AFTER ALL ID HAD TO DRINK. ENJOYED THE VODKA AND RED BULLS, AND THE MUSIC.
THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I BEGAN ACTING STUPID LIKE
1 FELL 2 TIMES ON THE DANCEFLOOR,
2 ATTACKED THE D. J AND PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM A QUIET DANCEFLOOR IS A SIGN OF A BAD D.J ONLY FOR HIM TO POINT OUT IT WAS FEEDING TIME.
3 TRIED TO GET IN ON THE HAPPY COUPLES PHOTOS FOR THE PAPER, STANDING BEHIND MAKING BUNNY GESTURES ABOVE THE COUPLES HEADS.
4 DANCED AWAY PROVOCOTIVLEY IN FRONT OF A FINE TING OF A MAN , ONLY TO GET A TAP ON THE SHOULDER FROM THE WIFF.
5 THE END OF THE NIGHT HAD COME T A CLOSE AND TAXI S WERE SCARES SO LINZI SPOTTED THE LOCAL POLICE CAR AND PROCEEDED TO RUN AFTER IT FOR A LIFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, BARING IN MIND THE COPS ARE AS EASY GOING AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME FROM THE WINDOW, AS I FELL ON THE KERB IN A HEAP.
6 AND FINALLY KNOCKED ON THE WRONG DOOR TO THE HOUSE AND AWOKEN THE NEIGHBOUR AND HIS FOUR CHILDREN AS I HAD LOST THE KEY
SO YES LIDDLE OLE WINE DRINKER BY DEAN MARTIN WAS MADE FOR ME, THE ONLY THING WAS, I WAS IN CO MEATH NOT CHICARGO. BYE 4 NOW
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