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Norm, where are you?

June 8th 2010 06:18

Dear Norm,

Are you on long-service leave? Are you trekking in Peru? Is your typewriter broken? Have you disOrbled us?

Come back.

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Solid blues beat hooped blues

April 26th 2010 07:04

Dear Norm,

It wasn't a good weekend for football tipping. Your team had an unexpected win. My team had an expected loss. I'm feeling blue.

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Dear Norm,

I feel that Equal and Opposite, the blog which so surprisingly ignores the colours of Fremantle Football Club, has taken a turn towards moderation, trading imaginative lines for mainstream reality.

Vanstone and Andrews are serious reflections of real faces. What a shock for those of us who have feasted for so long on your technicolour 1960s-ness, to coin a noun.

Is this, I ask myself, a consequence of the recent navel-gazing exercise which resulted in two self portraits? Perhaps you are maturing, developing a sense of responsiblity, and adjusting your ambitions towards an Archibald Prize.

Either that or you've significantly cut back on the grappa consumption.

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Readers' questions

February 9th 2010 02:18

Dear Norm,

We have been inundated here at LettersToNorm with readers' questions about your identity and how you source the material for your blogs at Consumption Malfunction. We have had to delete almost all these queries, of course, to protect the innocent and politicians, but we are proud to be able to present here for your consideration those that remain

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The iPad's name is a joke

January 29th 2010 02:21

Dear Norm,

Regarding your post, a woman in my orifice said the iPad sounded like a female hygiene product and should be renamed Computer Monthly

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Googling Polanski

January 24th 2010 00:11

Dear Norm,

Roman Polanski has been in the news lately, although this is a situation which has arguably been a constant since August, 1969

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A reactionary blog

January 23rd 2010 23:43

This blog is dedicated to the life, times and work of Norm.

Who the hell is Norm, you will ask. No-one that I know, including me, can answer that question in a meaningful way, but here's an overview. Norm is one of those creative people one instinctively turns to when in need of psychedelic drugs. This is not to say that he can provide them for you. Neither is it to say that he can't.
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