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Let's Get It On Songs

February 17th 2007 02:17
My colleagues and I were staffing our intimacy issue clients when we began a "lively discussion" regarding mix tapes made by therapists to enhance their clients' lovemaking. This is a very common practice whereby therapists put together a 20 song mix tape of songs tailor made to meet clients "end goals."

We grouped the songs in the following categories:
a. Let's Get it On Songs
b. You're a One Night Stand so Wear a Condom Songs
c. Shake your Ass Songs
d. We Did it all Night Long Songs
e. I'm Sad, I'm Drunk, so let's Get it on Songs
f. Let's Keep on Fighting so that we can have Makeup Sex Songs
g. I am Tired so Let's Just Get This Over with Songs

Here are just a few of the songs that fell into the various categories:
a. Let's Get it On Marvin Gaye, Sexual Healing Marvin Gaye, Push It Salt 'n Pepa, Erotica Madonna, Untitled (How Does It Feel?), D Angelo, Gett Off, Prince, I Want to Sex U Up Colour Me Badd, Call My Name Prince
b. Lady Marmalade Patti LaBelle, Right Now Atomic Kitten, Heat Seeking Pleasure Machine PaulMac, Get Me Off Basement Jaxx, WIcked Game Chris Isaak , Closer Nine Inch Nails, Darling Nikki Prince, Lick it Up, Kiss
c. Any Shakira song...pick one,
d. Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC It stands alone
e. Your Body is a Wonderland John Mayer (The most overused pick up line everheard at bars everywhere at 2:00AM)
f. Toxic Britney Spears
g, I say no songs needed here....you are lucky to be getting any



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Comment by Cibbuano

February 20th 2007 04:32
so much Marvin Gaye?

Color me Badd? Ho ho ho!

Personally, I like having sex to Manu Chao... it's soothing and gentle, at times.

But I like to do the dirty stuff to East Coast rap. Dirty-styles.


Comment by Miswanderlust

February 20th 2007 13:41
Marvin Gaye is overrepresented but who can argue with the classic""Sexual Healing?" timeless and even folks with the worst play can usually score with that one. "I want to Sex You Up" is so horrible that it is wonderful. Makes me laugh out loud to hear it knowing that folks actually made love while listening to it (with a straight face...if that is possible) Manu Chao... will have to check it out. Love me some Wu-Tang clan. Thanks for the comment!
Mis

Comment by Cibbuano

February 21st 2007 01:53
Me too... ODB always makes me wanna get dirty 'an' then lift up yo' skirt'

Not you, particularly, just whoever ODB was talking about.


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