Learning How To Be A Hypocrite
November 26th 2011 20:53
I probably have some brain disease which impels honesty. I usually say what I think, and don't go around nine corners to obfuscate.
As you may realise this is highly unusual behaviour and has cost me dearly.
I am currently taking lessons in How To Be A Hypocrite
(subtitled; Being Successful In Life.)
I realise that certain people, especially those with a modicum of power turn into Pharaohs and if one is not a Pharaoh (or Moses) they had better figure out..(and fast) how to prevent being buried alive.
Hence, I am practicing my groveling, my persiflage and other important traits such as kowtowing, bowing and brown nosing.
I do not know how successful I will be as my mental condition tends to take control and force honesty, but I am self-medicating to alleviate the condition.
If anyone has tips on successful hypocrisy, I will welcome the advice.
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