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Mulla Nasruddin awoke one morning and looked at the clock. It was five minutes to five. Unable to go back to sleep, he went to the front door to get his newspaper. On the front page he saw the date: May 5th.

"Oh, fifth day, fifth month, five minutes before five," he thought. "Today will be my lucky day!"
He decided to go to the horse races, so he got dressed and went to the corner to wait for the bus. Soon it came -- it had the number five, and Nasruddin noticed when he boarded that there were three other passengers, the driver and himself -- five in all. He arrived at the track and waited for the fifth race. He bet five hundred rupees on number five to win -- his horse came in fifth!

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Mulla & the Prosecutor

January 30th 2009 12:40

The prosecutor began his cross-examination of the witness, Mulla Nasrudin.

”Do you know this man?”

”How should I know him?”

”Did he borrow money from you?”

”Why should he borrow money from me?”
Annoyed, the judge asked the Mulla ”Why do you persist in answering every question with another question?”

”why not?” said Mulla Nasrudin

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Mulla came home to Supper...

January 29th 2009 15:22

One Thursday night, Mulla Nasruddin came home to supper.

His wife served him baked beans.

He threw his plate of beans against the wall and shouted, ”I hate baked beans.”

’Mulla, I can’t figure you out,” his wife said, ”Monday night you liked Baked beans, Tuesday night you liked baked beans, Wednesday night you liked Baked beans and now, all of a sudden, on Thursday night, you say you hate Baked beans.”

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Mulla was late to office...

January 26th 2009 05:51

”What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss.

”It's Your fault, Sir” Said Mulla Nasrudin. ”You have Trained me so Thoroughly not to watch the Clock in the office, Now I am in the Habit of not looking at it Home.”

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Mulla on his deathbed...

January 25th 2009 05:45

Mulla Nasruddin was dying, on his deathbed, almost in a coma. Thedoctor came to see him. The doctor was drunk; he took Nasrudin's pulse but could not find any pulse because he was holding the hand in a wrong way.

He looked at Nasruddin's face and said to his wife that, "Sorry to say, but your husband is dead."
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Mulla went to America...

January 24th 2009 17:10

I have heard that Mulla Nasruddin went to America. In his town he had never seen a bigger car than a Fiat. When he saw such big cars he was simply puzzled: What to call them? Because they are not cars, and they are not buses; and in such a big car only one person sits or a dog. What is the matter? He saw such big houses -- what to call them? In his town a two-storey house is called a ATARI, a palace. Then he saw a hundred-storied house. His mind boggled. You cannot call it a house, you cannot call it a palace -- there simply exists no word for it.

And then he saw Niagara. He closed his eyes and he said: "It seems I am seeing a dream." He had seen small waterfalls, his town had a waterfall, but it ran only in the rainy season. What is this? And he became so puzzled that it was even impossible to appreciate such big, tremendous things; and he was not able to say anything to the guide. So then he started feeling guilty -- he should say something.
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Mulla & Patrolman

January 23rd 2009 02:45

A patrolman was about to write a speeding ticket, when a woman in the back seat began shouting at Mulla Nasruddin, ”There! I told you to watch out. But you kept right on. Getting out of line, not blowing your horn, passing stop streets, speeding, and everything else. Didn’t I tell you, you’d get caught? Didn’t I? Didn’t I?”

”Who is that woman?” the patrolman asked.
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Boss & Mulla...

January 22nd 2009 08:40

”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?”

”Well,” said Nasrudin, ”didn’t you advertise for a man with imagination?”

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