http://www.orble.com/laugh-til-you-drop/ en Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:06:00 GMT Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:06:00 GMT info@orble.com info@orble.com http://www.orble.com/the-meaning-of-dreams/ After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know... http://www.orble.com/the-meaning-of-dreams/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-meaning-of-dreams/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:06:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/lawyers-and-legal/ A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that... http://www.orble.com/lawyers-and-legal/#comments http://www.orble.com/lawyers-and-legal/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:03:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/attorney-to-witness/ Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500... http://www.orble.com/attorney-to-witness/#comments http://www.orble.com/attorney-to-witness/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:00:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/roast-beef-and-pea-soup/ What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Source: Jokes2Go http://www.orble.com/roast-beef-and-pea-soup/#comments http://www.orble.com/roast-beef-and-pea-soup/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:56:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-hazards-of-kicking-the-cat/ There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day doing his chores. He was feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one... http://www.orble.com/the-hazards-of-kicking-the-cat/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-hazards-of-kicking-the-cat/ Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:36:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/a-six-year-old-crying/ A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair... http://www.orble.com/a-six-year-old-crying/#comments http://www.orble.com/a-six-year-old-crying/ Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:28:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-criminals/ The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the... http://www.orble.com/the-criminals/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-criminals/ Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:16:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/judge-to-a-man/ At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an... http://www.orble.com/judge-to-a-man/#comments http://www.orble.com/judge-to-a-man/ Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:13:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/college-cafeteria-joke/ Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table... http://www.orble.com/college-cafeteria-joke/#comments http://www.orble.com/college-cafeteria-joke/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:03:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/tgif/ A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only... http://www.orble.com/tgif/#comments http://www.orble.com/tgif/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:55:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-photographer/ A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over... http://www.orble.com/the-photographer/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-photographer/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:43:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/a-man-who-is-lost/ A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park... http://www.orble.com/a-man-who-is-lost/#comments http://www.orble.com/a-man-who-is-lost/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:37:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/snow-or-rain/ Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No... http://www.orble.com/snow-or-rain/#comments http://www.orble.com/snow-or-rain/ Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:32:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/what-time-is-it/ On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the... http://www.orble.com/what-time-is-it/#comments http://www.orble.com/what-time-is-it/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:31:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/a-dismayed-customer/ When a waitress brought the customer the soup du jour, he was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said. "What's this?" "It's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what... http://www.orble.com/a-dismayed-customer/#comments http://www.orble.com/a-dismayed-customer/ Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:13:00 GMT