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The Meaning of Dreams

January 7th 2008 12:06
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said


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Lawyers and Legal

January 7th 2008 12:03
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that
such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men


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Attorney to Witness

January 7th 2008 12:00
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the
accident?"

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Roast Beef and Pea Soup

January 7th 2008 11:56
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef


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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat

December 26th 2007 18:36

There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day
doing his chores. He


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A Six Year Old Crying

December 26th 2007 18:28
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little
sister pulled his hair.

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The Criminals

November 30th 2007 11:16
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money...and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."

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Judge to a Man

November 30th 2007 11:13
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with


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College Cafeteria Joke

October 12th 2007 15:03
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria.
One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest;
he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends


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TGIF?

October 12th 2007 14:55
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again


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