http://www.orble.com/ladydiazepam/ LadyDiazepam en Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:35:00 GMT Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:35:00 GMT info@orble.com info@orble.com http://www.orble.com/ladydiazepam-has-a-website/ Preparing for the publication of my first novel, I've built a website: www.michelleheeter.com Comments on how to improve it are welcome--submit them via the Contact form on the website. http://www.orble.com/ladydiazepam-has-a-website/#comments http://www.orble.com/ladydiazepam-has-a-website/ Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:35:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/nagging-does-not-work/ In Women's Mag Mind Poisoning, I wrote about Dr Marie Claire, my neighbour, who has screaming rows with her de facto. Much of her dialogue is lifted from the 'Relationships... http://www.orble.com/nagging-does-not-work/#comments http://www.orble.com/nagging-does-not-work/ Sat, 04 Dec 2010 10:03:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/reminders-for-my-next-london-holiday/ 1. Do more shopping at Harrod's--every item I bought has proved to be a treasure, the service is superb, Mohammed Al-Fayed doesn't own the store any longer, and they do... http://www.orble.com/reminders-for-my-next-london-holiday/#comments http://www.orble.com/reminders-for-my-next-london-holiday/ Thu, 25 Nov 2010 09:44:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/hints-for-american-tourists/ Lady Diazepam wishes to print the following guidelines and hand them out to all U.S. tourists visiting Australia: 1. The guide book that told you, "Australia is so casual, you... http://www.orble.com/hints-for-american-tourists/#comments http://www.orble.com/hints-for-american-tourists/ Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:20:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/diazepam-tweets/ Lady Diazepam now tweeting at Really Long Link http://www.orble.com/diazepam-tweets/#comments http://www.orble.com/diazepam-tweets/ Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:16:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/getting-your-david-jones-knee-pads/ Kristy Fraser-Kirk's allegations of sexual harassment against David McInnes did not influence my decision to shop or not shop at DJ's. I long ago quit shopping at the Sydney David... http://www.orble.com/getting-your-david-jones-knee-pads/#comments http://www.orble.com/getting-your-david-jones-knee-pads/ Wed, 04 Aug 2010 07:50:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/scraping-the-bottom-of-the-cold-cream-jar/ Cold cream. Now there's a term I'll bet you haven't heard in a while. Do they even sell it anymore? These days, women use a pre-cleanser, lait demaquillant, or some... http://www.orble.com/scraping-the-bottom-of-the-cold-cream-jar/#comments http://www.orble.com/scraping-the-bottom-of-the-cold-cream-jar/ Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:18:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/ballet-flatshot-or-not/ Hot? Not? A classic that's always in style, or a passing fad? Today I bought the first pair of ballet flats I've owned in my entire life. First looked at... http://www.orble.com/ballet-flatshot-or-not/#comments http://www.orble.com/ballet-flatshot-or-not/ Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:43:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/shaming-fat-people/ Tried to post this as a comment on the Herald/Age's Beauty Beat blog, but the Add a Comment is not working. Hmmm. I've been fat, thin, and just about everything... http://www.orble.com/shaming-fat-people/#comments http://www.orble.com/shaming-fat-people/ Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:15:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/diy-dye-jobs-are-as-awful-as-fake-tan/ I was prompted to write this by something I saw in the CBD at lunchtime--an obese older female office worker with just her fringe dyed purple. The rest of her... http://www.orble.com/diy-dye-jobs-are-as-awful-as-fake-tan/#comments http://www.orble.com/diy-dye-jobs-are-as-awful-as-fake-tan/ Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:21:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/womens-mag-mind-poisoning/ I used to think that the only people who take women's mags seriously are: -teenaged girls -bored housewives -bored office girls with long commutes who are just marking time until... http://www.orble.com/womens-mag-mind-poisoning/#comments http://www.orble.com/womens-mag-mind-poisoning/ Mon, 26 Jul 2010 08:32:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/desert-boots-hot-highheeled-ankle-boots-not/ The fashion mags have been pushing ludicrous spike-heeled booties on us for a few seasons. Unfortunately, they look good on absolutely nobody--not the catwalk models, not the young girls with... http://www.orble.com/desert-boots-hot-highheeled-ankle-boots-not/#comments http://www.orble.com/desert-boots-hot-highheeled-ankle-boots-not/ Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:05:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/bogan-facials/ Once a month, I get an email from a retailer of skincare products advertising their MONTHLY $38 FACIAL!!! Be quick to reserve your place, or you'll miss out!!! They're telling... http://www.orble.com/bogan-facials/#comments http://www.orble.com/bogan-facials/ Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:51:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/boycott-mcdonalds-hungry-jacks-and-kfc/ Why? Because they don't serve food. They serve processed, fatty, heavily salted shit. As the daughter/grandaughter of Kentucky natives, I can assure you that the what you get at KFC... http://www.orble.com/boycott-mcdonalds-hungry-jacks-and-kfc/#comments http://www.orble.com/boycott-mcdonalds-hungry-jacks-and-kfc/ Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:56:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/antonia-kidman-set-to-pop-another-sprog/ Lady Diazepam wonders why the FIFTH pregnancy of Nicole Kidman's no-talent, plain-Jane sister is considered newsworthy. Is it because: -Antonia has now exceeded her child allotment by three? -Antonia is... http://www.orble.com/antonia-kidman-set-to-pop-another-sprog/#comments http://www.orble.com/antonia-kidman-set-to-pop-another-sprog/ Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:38:00 GMT