Hers, Mine and Ours - The Big Mess
June 11th 2009 04:26
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Kristy Kreme
IDon'tThinkSo, Hawaii, UNITED STATES
Joined June 5th 2009
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No one can go back to the beginning and make a new start, but anyone can start from now to make a new ending. ~Unknown~
Recent Posts A MuggingJune 9th 2009 05:58
There has been a history of BabyGirl being heinously mugged by my children for one thing or another. The first incident involved cash and wasn't so much a mugging as it was that BabyGirl, unfamiliar with the teenager, didn't recognize the standard 'ask & grab'.
BabyGirl, although innocent of all fault in the second mugging, I must say in all fairness to my daughter, Kennedy, brought the escalation on herself. I should say first that Kennedy, and BabyGirl, share a love of cheese-its that is uncanny. BabyGirl, stopped on the way home last night and treated herself to a much desired bag of dual flavored cheese-its, Parmesan and cheddar flavored, I believe. And now that I think about it, no. BabyGirl, was NOT innocent of fault in the mugging because she attempted to hide the cheese-its selfishly instead of sharing the delectable treat with BabyGirl,. Kennedy, was alerted to the incident and descended upon her like nothing I have ever witnessed on animal planet. BabyGirl, instead of just giving the mugger what they wanted, went into fight or flight mode...choosing flight and ran from her house towards the high school. Ken nedywent after her knowing that as a smoker, BabyGirl would weaken eventually. Once BabyGirl stopped, she proceeded to place the cheese-its, still in the bag I should add, down her shirt feeling confident that Kennedy would not dare. Kennedy dared and descended upon her like a buzzard to a carcass. Under the shirt she went and snatched the cheese-its from their hiding place. BabyGirl being too shocked, and perhaps scared, just stood there with mouth gaping. She threatened Kennedy that she would tell me about the horrifying incident. Kennedy shoveled Cheese-its into her mouth and shrugged as she walked away with the loot. I felt BabyGirl needed to handle the situation herself, so I did not intervene. Unfortunately, she allowed Kennedy, to get away with the crime...and now god only knows what's in store for BabyGirl down the road. She still has not changed her mind about this whole thing, which I think says something about her... It says... SHE'S FREAKING CRAZY!![/CENTER]
An Incident at the Mance Involving Bats and UnderpantsJune 9th 2009 05:40
First, let me preface this story by saying that BabyGirl's mother lives in an ENORMOUS house. Three full floors, including the Attic. Built in the early 1900's, HUGE. Massive really. Would make an incredible bed and breakfast, but I digress.
I am in one of the many bedrooms on the second floor diligently doing my homework while BabyGirl's gets Katie to bed across the hall. I keep noticing out of the corner of my eye a suspicious shadow but I ignore it and keep working. All of a sudden, I see a big shadow and look up to see a huge bat...well, not a huge bat..but a bat with huge wingspan, well, not a huge wingspan but a BAT. A bat is flying at me. I am frozen for a second, pondering the risks of screaming and waking Katie...which went out the window when the damn thing lunged at me...well, maybe not lunged. Lunged may be exaggerating...but flew over my head. I screamed for BabyGirl who bravely comes running...well, crawling, into my room to assess the situation. She runs for a bat swatter, -apparently this has been an ongoing issue at the 'mance' and would have been nice to know prior to my stay- so I, being a logical person, burrow under the pillows on the couch where I am sitting and leave BabyGirl to the task...who is, btw, in her underpants and a tee-shirt. Her mother, a wiry old lady, proceeds to get the sitch under control. I am screaming at every movement of every thing. The bat flies down the staircase. Undaunted, Babygirl goes after it...all the way down...on her belly and in her underpants. The bat disappears. The situation is not completely remedied until the following day when in a moment of genius, BabyGirl captures the bat against a wall by placing a lid over the bat. The bat hissed at her and called her a bitch. Well, no, he didn't call her that... However, he DID hiss and evil, vampiry sort of hiss that implies imminent danger though...or so I hear...I was not in the room. I was not in the house at that moment. Someone had to bravely look after the child, after all. (I ain't gonna lie, I would have thrown Katie at the bat if it meant my immediate escape.)
Introducing BabyGirlJune 9th 2009 05:26
A little about my girl...
This is KristyKreme signing in to tell you a little about the love of my life, my best friend, and my soulmate, BabyGirl
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