Krazy Kiddos
September 4th 2008 18:45
When your child's political views influence his day to day operations.
Lins shares:
We had C-130s doing excercises over our farm one day.. I asked Jack (7yo at the time) "Who do you suppose is up there, and what do you think they're doing?"
He said... "It's probably some Republician looking for someone to drop a bomb on."
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Sometimes, children have valid concerns regarding their run for Presidency.
Coby's Mom:
Once at dinner time my son was asking me about C-Section births and "natural" births. Then he looked at the placemat of Presidents in front of him and then asked me if he was a C-Section baby? I said no, why? and then instead of answering my question, he asked if any of the Presidents were C-Sections, and I said I don't think so, why? And then he said, " Well good thing I was born "natural" because it sais right here that you can't be President unless you are a "natural" born citizen!" LMAO!!!!!!!!
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Taking the job seriously. This kid is not playing around anymore!
Jordan:
My neices were playing "school" one day, and my two year old was in there with them. My oldest neice, who is 6, doesn't get that my two year old doesn't understand how to play. She kept telling him to do things and he didnt. She came in there where I was and said (imagine the prissiest voice on the planet), "Umm, Wyatt's mommy? Your son is being very disruptive in class. I have warned him over and over, and even taken privelidges away. This is the last time I am going to talk to you about this. Next time I will be forced to take a more serious action."
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That seems like a pretty serious complication to a child.
Jenny:
When I was pregnant with Cory I was due any day and I laughed so hard I peed my pants. My youngest had heard the story several times. Husband took the boys to a new Dr. the Dr. was asking all the usual health questions. He asked if I had any complications during either pregnancy. My husband said no. And my helpful 5 year old says "Dad don't you remember? Mom peed her pants when she was pregnant with Cory."
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Sometimes, the kids expose what the parents don't expect to be exposed.
Hope:
One afternoon (six months ago) while at Myrtle Beach, Christian and I were shopping at Tanger Outlets. Well he was being a normal five year old boy and was dancing and taking things off the rack. After about the fifth time of me saying "Christian stop!", the guy behind the counter walks over and tells Christian, "Hey you better be nice for Mommy or you might get a spanking." Without missing a beat, Christian replied "Yeah well my daddy likes spanking my mommy."
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Confusion is hilarious.
Rileys Mother:
A few months ago he was playing out back, and I heard Riley come running up the window screaming "Snake!!!! Snake mommy, snake!!!" and I ran out and grabbed and did my usual freakout dance/jig and asked him where? I stood up on a chair and he kept pointing over to the garden, but I didn't see anything. He kept pointing and yelling "snaaaaaaaake" and was so excited, until finally I saw it... I got down and looked real close at the EARTHWORM inching across the garden and watched as Riley proudly proclaimed "snake mommy!" one last time.
We've been potty training for a few weeks now, and I keep reassuring him during the day that Riley goes pee-pee and poopoo in the potty and not in his underwear. Well my hubby dropped ass the other day and Riley whipped around and said "Daddy, no poopoo in underwear, poopoo in potttttttttty!!!" It was hilarious to see my 2.5 year old son call out the hubster!
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And modest too!
Bry:
We went to Montana one summer not too long after he had been potty trained. He learned on the trip that whenever someone had to go, we would stop eventually and get out of the car. He decided this was a game to stop as often as possible by claiming he had to go all the time. He would yell from the moment the car started moving again til the moment he was in a bathroom. Only problem is... he someone got confused (and no one knows HOW this happened) so rather than yelling that he had to go POTTY, he would yell "I HAVE A BIG PENIS"
Strangers faces are PRICELESS upon seeing a 3ish year old yelling all the way to the bathroom about his big penis....
Lins shares:
We had C-130s doing excercises over our farm one day.. I asked Jack (7yo at the time) "Who do you suppose is up there, and what do you think they're doing?"
He said... "It's probably some Republician looking for someone to drop a bomb on."
***
Sometimes, children have valid concerns regarding their run for Presidency.
Coby's Mom:
Once at dinner time my son was asking me about C-Section births and "natural" births. Then he looked at the placemat of Presidents in front of him and then asked me if he was a C-Section baby? I said no, why? and then instead of answering my question, he asked if any of the Presidents were C-Sections, and I said I don't think so, why? And then he said, " Well good thing I was born "natural" because it sais right here that you can't be President unless you are a "natural" born citizen!" LMAO!!!!!!!!
***
Taking the job seriously. This kid is not playing around anymore!
Jordan:
My neices were playing "school" one day, and my two year old was in there with them. My oldest neice, who is 6, doesn't get that my two year old doesn't understand how to play. She kept telling him to do things and he didnt. She came in there where I was and said (imagine the prissiest voice on the planet), "Umm, Wyatt's mommy? Your son is being very disruptive in class. I have warned him over and over, and even taken privelidges away. This is the last time I am going to talk to you about this. Next time I will be forced to take a more serious action."
***
That seems like a pretty serious complication to a child.
Jenny:
When I was pregnant with Cory I was due any day and I laughed so hard I peed my pants. My youngest had heard the story several times. Husband took the boys to a new Dr. the Dr. was asking all the usual health questions. He asked if I had any complications during either pregnancy. My husband said no. And my helpful 5 year old says "Dad don't you remember? Mom peed her pants when she was pregnant with Cory."
***
Sometimes, the kids expose what the parents don't expect to be exposed.
Hope:
One afternoon (six months ago) while at Myrtle Beach, Christian and I were shopping at Tanger Outlets. Well he was being a normal five year old boy and was dancing and taking things off the rack. After about the fifth time of me saying "Christian stop!", the guy behind the counter walks over and tells Christian, "Hey you better be nice for Mommy or you might get a spanking." Without missing a beat, Christian replied "Yeah well my daddy likes spanking my mommy."
***
Confusion is hilarious.
Rileys Mother:
A few months ago he was playing out back, and I heard Riley come running up the window screaming "Snake!!!! Snake mommy, snake!!!" and I ran out and grabbed and did my usual freakout dance/jig and asked him where? I stood up on a chair and he kept pointing over to the garden, but I didn't see anything. He kept pointing and yelling "snaaaaaaaake" and was so excited, until finally I saw it... I got down and looked real close at the EARTHWORM inching across the garden and watched as Riley proudly proclaimed "snake mommy!" one last time.
We've been potty training for a few weeks now, and I keep reassuring him during the day that Riley goes pee-pee and poopoo in the potty and not in his underwear. Well my hubby dropped ass the other day and Riley whipped around and said "Daddy, no poopoo in underwear, poopoo in potttttttttty!!!" It was hilarious to see my 2.5 year old son call out the hubster!
***
And modest too!
Bry:
We went to Montana one summer not too long after he had been potty trained. He learned on the trip that whenever someone had to go, we would stop eventually and get out of the car. He decided this was a game to stop as often as possible by claiming he had to go all the time. He would yell from the moment the car started moving again til the moment he was in a bathroom. Only problem is... he someone got confused (and no one knows HOW this happened) so rather than yelling that he had to go POTTY, he would yell "I HAVE A BIG PENIS"
Strangers faces are PRICELESS upon seeing a 3ish year old yelling all the way to the bathroom about his big penis....
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