Kerryn Wood

Merimbula, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA


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Hello :o)
I'm Kerryn, mother of two, lover of none, friend to many. Studying my post grad in Masters in Writing; dreams of massive fame, fortune and world domineering success, almost maybe possibly imminent, perhaps...

I love to laugh...love funny people, love comedy, funny shows and movies, comediens, etc etc etc.....

Dabble a bit in writing erotica with an emphasis on making it appealing for women....

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TWILIGHT - The Book & The Movie

February 23rd 2009 11:08
OMGOODNESS!!

I just recently read the Stephanie Meyer book "Twilight" - and I confess, I am now enveloped in a trio of want, love and passion. I want to be Vampire too Bella!!!!!

And really, why wouldn't you want to be? Immortality. Devastatingly good looks. Incredible Speed. Incredible Strength. Extra perks possibly include the ability to read minds, see the future, or track really well.

But that love? That unconditional, irrevocable, ((that cannot be revoked, recalled, or undone; unalterable)) young, first, teenage, butterflies-in-your-tummy-type LOVE. OH my god do I want THAT feeling back again!!! But I only want it with my own version of Edward. What a great boyfriend/vampire name...... Oh dear that love, that beautiful, all encompassing, fresh and breath taking experience of love. My own heart beats irrationally, my eyes glisten with memory, my breath are but sighs.

And then there's that amazing first kiss, (okay then, that amazing first kiss that was actually good), the nervousness of the approach of the hot guy with the warm chest (or in this case, hot guy with the ice chest - but either way.....), and how he edges toward you and you can smell him, you can feel his warmth, you know he's going to kiss you any second now, as your lips edge closer, and closer, even closer still.............. till finally, he leans in more and now his lips are touching yours..........

*sigh*



Phew....okay, I'm back now. Needed a breather after that collection of thoughts entered my mind. But honestly, I can't help it. In my mind I have relived being a teenager in love - and unashamedly, lived vicariously through that of a teenage girl who has fallen in love - deeply, madly, truly. The fact that he's a vampire, and that he lives with his family of vampires, just is.

So now I'm on the hunt for my own hot looking, tight teeshirt wearing, incredibly strong and fast, smart young old guy, who can also stay up all night to do the housework and have my three meals planned and ready to present during the following days. Oh, and who is up waiting for me and doesn't mind me coming home early in the morning after I've been out partying all night and, also, conversely, one who doesn't mind staying in all night, or day, snuggling up on the couch, shutting all the curtains to block out the bright sun, watching movies, eating popcorn and snogging.

Alternatively, if you are out there and you want to 'hunt' me - then come on; like Bella, I'm not afraid of you.
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OFFLINE....

August 23rd 2008 01:55
MATURE CONTENT
   


SENSES

August 17th 2008 10:51
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Poem - Brain Intrusion

August 17th 2008 10:41
Someone just poooped into my head, whoops mean popped….
2st2rite
Wonder who it is

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I cracked the shits with life at 12:25 pm today.

Nothing has gone right from the moment I woke up


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i've got writers block
can't think of a thing to say
to write


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And this is who I am...

October 31st 2007 12:13
I am Me. All of me, is every bit of me, and as much as me as I can be.

“Me” is the web that the spider has spun; strong sticky soft fine threads of silk, radiate from the middle to the end and back again, and then they circumnavigate their way around in a circular motion. When the orbit has been carried out many times, the finished piece is rendered stunning artwork by many, lesser by some. The web, like my many own complex and complete threads reach out in front of me, and all are interwoven and meet at many crossroads, and pass each other time and time again; and each is intrinsic to the other. Break one tiny finger of web, and while the web will hold, it will be weakened; and break another and then another, and the web will be destroyed. A spider can re-build her web, and I too, can re-build mine


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A revised edition of the old me...

October 14th 2007 04:48
And so it begins, a new life, a new chapter, a new way of being. A revised edition of the old me; one with all the old bits, and the new bits of gathered wisdom, accumulated knowledge, learnt behaviours, learned ways. The old me grown up; in age, in ways I never knew I could grow.

A mother of two; a lover of none, but of many; a sister, a daughter, a friend, and time has done much to alleviate the pain of a broken heart a billion times over, and time moves on in mysterious ways, and time, and time


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Limerance...

October 12th 2007 03:09
Limerance
Obsession…
Notice

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Imaginary Kisses

October 9th 2007 11:50


Oh No!! A week??? One Week??? We were within one week of being in the same town and therefore being able to finally meet !! I fear I will find out later, but for now I don’t understand why the cosmos is against us meeting. A week? One week!! Seven days is all that separated us from connecting, contacting, meeting and greeting each other. I am so disappointed, bordering in fact on devastation! It really is a shame that we came so close, and yet so far


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Comment by Kerryn Wood
on Amazing Ice Storm Pics

February 23rd 2009 11:13
these are awesome pics!!!!!
what an amazing natural display!!
love it....
cool )

Hillarious!!!! I have a two and four year old and they're into some of those things....eeeekkkk.....I'm now never moving to a farm and never again letting my kids play in the corn fields......

....lucky I didn't call either of my kids Damien.......!!

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on Abandoned Vehicles

October 12th 2007 03:17
WOW!! What a lot of space and money and materials lying in waste - can't we melt them down and use them for something??????????
it seems such a massive waste....
impressive looking, but wasteful....*sigh*

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on Not so High School Musical

September 28th 2007 00:58
You know what, after sitting thinking about things for a bit, I realised that this is really such a non-issue - i mean, we've seen nudy bits before, fanny's, bums, boobs abound all over the net, in mags, most definately in our imaginations. I guess the big thing here is that it is once again, a celebrity.......

..but really, if you're a celeb, and you pose nude - in this day and age you GOTTA know of the very real possibility that one day, whether in the very near future or in a time far far away from now - THEY WILL RE SURFACE!!

surely it's about the publicity - and IT ALWAYS WORKS...
attention - good or bad - is attention........

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on Emmy's: Best and Worst Dress

September 28th 2007 00:46
god, you know you're getting old when you don't even know who most of these woman are!!!!

However, as always, my vote goes to Minnie Driver - cause she's just sooooo cool, as a woman, an actress, and as Jane in the Disney cartoon version of Tarzan - love her love her love her...and anyone who can do anything in yellow is a star in my eyes......

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on Oops she did it again -More Disney Star Nude Photos

September 28th 2007 00:37
are the size of the mickey ears indicitive to the size of what they're covering up??? Growler indeed!!!!!!!!

GET RID OF THE MICKEY EARS!!!!!!

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on Who's your FAVOURITE KILLER?

September 26th 2007 07:09
Lestat from Anne Rice fame - he's a killer and damned sexy to boot - i'd go over to the dark side for him!!

Freddy was gross, but anyone who can produce a bloody display of dead mashed body sprayed from bed onto ceiling.......*vomit*

Jack Torence....."All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on MOVIE SCENES THAT MAKE ME CRY

August 30th 2007 06:46
*sigh* - ah yes...there are obviously heaps I've missed and heaps I hope others will add to this list!!

I think any movie with the song Mad World in, would have to bring you to tears wouldn't it???? Great song.....


Comment by Kerryn Wood
on THE SURRENDERED WIFE. IDEAL?

June 26th 2007 03:49
What about a surrendered husband?? Can I have me one of those????????
Good post....

Comment by Kerryn Wood
on My Hurting Heart

June 18th 2007 09:55
dusk
thanks....that's really nice....
i understand cryptic.....)
i wish you much luck and strength!!