Jul 28..The date from hell
August 5th 2008 10:23
so yesterday I had the date with the musician guy. Kim. He wa so busted. He thought he was a smart ass. But in actuality he was a complete idiot.
And the fact is...I realized that he wasn't the brightest bulb in the marquee. He actually wanted to sit at Tiffs house and tell me how cute I was. So I had to let this [dude] know early that he was going to have to add some substance to his game..i.e have a real conversation.
He replied with "You're sexy." Immediately I was ready to go. I wanted to walk around and see some [stuff], does nobody understand what it means to be on vacation? So he suggest we go to the Ice Cream stop down the street. And I'm like, um...can you take me to Baltimore or somewhere nice and we can [chill and participate in a agreed upon favorite pastime].
Then he hits me with the just chilling line. Not a good first date, no conversation, and I already know he was going to be stingy with his [supply of fun].
So I look him in the face and say "This is probably not going to go well so would you mind dropping me off at the Metro Station, I want go somewhere and I can see that you don't understand that because I am visiting you should take it upon yourself to show me around."
So after he looked at me for a minute we proceeded to his 98 Cavalier and he asked me "Do you know where the station is. Because I've never taken the train. " How the F$@! are you from DC and never took the gotdamn train...explain that BS to me.
So I kicked his extremely unnattractive ass to the curb and went to China town (it was dark and I figured it would be a lot of tourists, therefore fairly safe.) Call me when you finished reading this. Can you believe I wrote the whole thing on my Centro. My damn thumbs are killing me.
And the fact is...I realized that he wasn't the brightest bulb in the marquee. He actually wanted to sit at Tiffs house and tell me how cute I was. So I had to let this [dude] know early that he was going to have to add some substance to his game..i.e have a real conversation.
He replied with "You're sexy." Immediately I was ready to go. I wanted to walk around and see some [stuff], does nobody understand what it means to be on vacation? So he suggest we go to the Ice Cream stop down the street. And I'm like, um...can you take me to Baltimore or somewhere nice and we can [chill and participate in a agreed upon favorite pastime].
Then he hits me with the just chilling line. Not a good first date, no conversation, and I already know he was going to be stingy with his [supply of fun].
So I look him in the face and say "This is probably not going to go well so would you mind dropping me off at the Metro Station, I want go somewhere and I can see that you don't understand that because I am visiting you should take it upon yourself to show me around."
So after he looked at me for a minute we proceeded to his 98 Cavalier and he asked me "Do you know where the station is. Because I've never taken the train. " How the F$@! are you from DC and never took the gotdamn train...explain that BS to me.
So I kicked his extremely unnattractive ass to the curb and went to China town (it was dark and I figured it would be a lot of tourists, therefore fairly safe.) Call me when you finished reading this. Can you believe I wrote the whole thing on my Centro. My damn thumbs are killing me.
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