Joshua Philpott

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Rant: PC Gaming

March 10th 2009 01:20
I'll lead by explaining that I grew up with PC gaming, so while people were enjoying NES I had paganitsu and wolfenstein 3D, but of late I have stayed clear of PC gaming for awhile as I began to feel that a thousand dollars a year to keep up with the times was a bit to much to handle, Combine this with the fact that most games are now ported to console without any major changes or gouges at the game play. I moved my passion mostly to the console world.
Before I'm called unfair I need to explain the world I come from. It is a magical place where patching is done for you, games are guaranteed to work and there are almost no graphical issues affecting gameplay. This magical world also means the end of low resolutions and painfully long installs.
I'm not saying this world is perfect as it has its share of problems too, but its still a hard place to come back from.

Now in saying all that I must admit there are games that will never be the same on console and RTS is one of these. The quick movements of a mouse and the keyboards large array of available shortcuts kills consoles for micro-management ability hands down and even though consoles are trying to win people over win new and easier systems of control they are far from ready to dwarf a system so tried and true.

The day came of Dawn of war 2's release I sat down a got ready to play some serious RTS goodness.
I have had problems before with steam so I decided to start a new account and forgo my previous woes. The install of steam went OK and soon I was unloading 5.5gb of game. This is where the problems began... First the install crashed at 80% and I am left at desktop looking bewildered. Next I try to reinstall but due to its partial success I am unable to fix it, on top of this due to its partial failure I can not uninstall either. With some work and the help of Google I manage to get back to scratch and I began again with more success.
Install is successful and I load steam to get started... now it needs to patch and says this will take about 20 mins. After an hour it reads 2 hours remaining and I have adsl 2 . This means that in total it took about 4 hours to install. So I get into the game and now I have to make a live account ... wait, so this means I have to log in twice before I can even play? every time? fine and now that I'm past that Besides my pc being just dated enough that i now have to run it in medium settings (Oh god, its starting again) the game is amazing and it deserves a try by all core RTS fans. Ok, the rants over for now I have to get back to work but my point is for someone on the other side, all of these are reasons why I stopped using my PC for gaming in the first place and its still not being addressed but I can expect that to change.. well, I guess I will go back to console and leave PC to the PC fanboys.
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Review: The unborn (movie)

March 1st 2009 15:23
Review: The unborn

First off, I think that this movie deserves an Oscar under the category of “most deceiving trailer”. It was set to be one of my horror movie picks of the year so far. The writing and directing was done by David S. Goyer, it had Gary Oldman in it and the plot as the trailer made out, looked to be deep and packed with intrigue.
Alas as with most of the trash released off the Platinum Dunes production line, it bombed in the first 10 minutes.
It seemed apparent almost immediately that the movie was incapable of a normal scene, one where nothing supernatual happens and you build characters or develop a plot... But no, instead it hit us constantly with scene after scene of scares or near scares, like a bat to the face, to the point where everyone in the cinema has gone into shock, can no longer feel anything and just wants the scene to end.
This, to me, is when you know a horror movie has failed to achieve what it set out to do. When the few scenes that were genuinely inventive and well thought out get lost between the many tortured and clichéd horror moments that were squashed into every scene.
The end product of this nightmare was a film that could have, on paper, well received and with some tweaks to dialog and a bit less “scary noise to investgate” scenes, might have been a hit. Instead it gets washed away in a wave of bad acting, stupid characters and one of the worst german accents I've seen this side of porn movies.
I would like to finish by saying in a cinema of 10 people, 5 walked out before the second half.

4/10
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Review: 50 cent : blood in the sand

February 26th 2009 14:02
Review : 50 cent: Blood in the sand


The first reaction of most people towards this game is one of sour faces and mocking laughter, most of the people I know were poking fun before so much as the premise had been released, but who could blame them? The story in a nutshell is 50 cent making his way across an a fictional Baghdad killing all the people that get in his way to get a blinged out skull back that was payment for a gig he did. What is there to make fun of?


OK, first of you need to know everything about this game is 50, The soundtrack is composed of 50 cent and G-unit songs with the promise of more g-unit songs to unlock if you work hard for it, the support characters are G-unit members, unlockable taunts from the man himself and crafted more bling than you can shake a giant clock at, but as you dig through the commercialization and self promotion hidden deep beneath is all the core elements of a really good game.
The game uses the very robust unreal 3 engine so the visuals are not bad producing a decent looking arid world full of destroyed buildings, destroyed factories and destroyed villages and remains mostly bug free though at times 50 looks like an emotionless action figure(wait..) and all of the enemies seem to be the clones or that could just be racism. The controls suffer only from a few small issues and as the game borrows the best elements of some of the top 3rd person shooters it seems go passed almost unnoticed. Combine this with quick and rewarding combat and polishes it off with a cool scoring system that pushes you to rush the levels desperately trying to get your combo multiplier just a little bit higher and you have a well planned system in place. Co-op makes this game a blast and because the team AI of the computer seems to be about as scripted as Shakespeare you find the real fun opens up with banding a friend in for some G-unit action, this allows for each player to add some level of a plan and some tactics, although tact is not really rewarded in this game as brute force is that gives you the real points its really about arcadey fun and not meant to be taken with any seriousness.

This game is proof that the formula still works and developers should really take note at what the game is proving. If you get the right balance controls, fun and challenge rolled into one the rest becomes meaningless and will fade into the background as you blast your way through eastern Europe and on to “paper” and jewelery.
Score : 8 / 10
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Review: Skate 2

February 7th 2009 12:49
As a fan of skating games in general EA's skate came as some what of fresh breath of air to the genre, Tony hawk had released project 8 which is still now probably the best of its series and seemed to hold the whole market with an iron fist, then came skate and attempted to change the game by focusing less on insanely high scores and controller breakingly hard combos and getting back to the core freedoms of skating.

The game used the right stick as board control meaning that all the moves where fluid and no longer made by pressing large complicated button combos allowing the player to focus on what trick to use as apposed to mashing the keypad, the system worked great and the game had many people like me spending hours in one location trying to get the best score possible, the games online play allowed you to spend time just skating around a city with friends hitting spots and causing trouble, true skateboarding distilled. The game did have some bugs, at times the camera was troubling and the unability to get off your board sent me into more than one than one fit of rage, but I do have to admit these were a small price to pay for a great gaming experience


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Games in the month of feb

January 31st 2009 08:25
January is that great month we have finished all the good christmas games, enjoyed those anticipated and even yearned for titles of that year till our fingers hurt, sucked every achievement possible spending hours on one part to get some brain bustingly high score ... and now we are bored again.

This begins the start of a new season in gaming, known as the "new year blues", but f.e.a.r. (sorry bad pun) not! Febuary is here and with it comes a host of great titles that are not to be missed


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wow 294 days.. time to start posting

January 20th 2009 12:41
Well Im back.

Time to start regularly using this thing


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Top Ten Video Game enemies

March 31st 2008 12:35
In my time spent rummaging around the internet .. oh and believe me I do
spend a lot of time doing that. I realised I’ve seen a lot of "top ten bad guys" sites...
which are usually all the same outling the persons love and admiration for sephiroth and bowser..not so much a measure of ability but more a gauge of their coolness. Even the best list compiled usually only outline at best a bosses ability to be a boss (aka that they are hard.. Which I thought that was the point) but I’ve been thinking.. What about the little guys, huh


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Welcome all, wipe your feet...

March 31st 2008 12:25
Well here I go again... Starting up the blog thing again... this time with a purpose.
I am planning to set up a ring of response based top 10’s, and reviews for all media types, from games to movies to music... anyone interested is welcome to join... oh and only REAL reviews...
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