JohnDoe

Sydney, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA

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Seeking answers in art, my microcosm is ensconced in the fiction of lyrics, literature and celluloid. Reality forcibly enters my sanctuary and proceeds to disembowel my soul. Cinema can save my life.

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The bizarre, twisted and morbid fascinate me.
The strange, peculiar and unique attract me.
Mysteries, truth and individuality entice me.
Cinema, Music, literature and art delight me
Political correctness, organized religion and corporate rule disgust me.
Love, understanding and compassion enlighten me.
The things that revolt, nauseate and repulse you, stimulate my cerebrum.
And the things that offend, dismay and shock you, make me smile.

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There Will Be Vader

May 14th 2008 00:02

Darth Plainview and the Revenge of the Tycoon

There Will Be Evil

Daniel Plainview Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...I, drink, your, milkshake!

Occasionally a cinema mash up video comes along that leaves John Doe with aching sides and an appreciation for the wit of the editor, this is one of those videos.

Posted about a year ago on youtube.com, There Will Be Vader takes classic scenes from the Star Wars sectology. Redubbing the Dark Lord of the Siths lines with Daniel Plainview from Paul Thomas Andersons tale of American greed There Will be Blood.

Annakin Plainview

The wheezing and all the other character dialogue is intact, but anytime Darth Vaders cued its Daniel Day Lewis voice reciting some already classic script bytes from his Oscar Winning role.

Starting off slow, a couple of minute in and its time to grab a milkshake, bathe yourself in freshly tapped oil then draw your red lightsaber and prepare for Annakins reincarnation.

There Will Be Vader