Joel 2

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SWEDEN...the land of hot women?!

February 4th 2010 20:51
Time: 9:49pm Date: 02/02/2010 Location: My Apartment, Helsinki

The Famous Swedish Hot-dog Stand!
The Famous Swedish Hot-dog Stand!


Ok, so when someone proposes to you that there is a trip planned to travel over to Stockholm (capital of Sweden, for those who don't know) for a maximum of 5.5 hours; most people would probably begin to whine and say how it's not worth it...but me however, I said abso-freakin-loutely! Why?

Well the fact that I have only ever been to one other country in my life (Finland) was one reason but the main reason was the mode of transport to get there! I introduce you to the VIKING LINE: The Baltic Sea's link between Helsinki and Stockholm. A massive ferry that carries a lot of people, houses a karaoke contest, a night club, a casino, pokey machines in every corner with 12 year olds playing them, a tax-free shopping centre (complete with trolleys), a conference centre, the world's biggest buffet (well I thought so), and a fair few restaurants, bars and cafes. For 64 Euro; this was well worth it!

Night one saw the ferry depart from Helsinki at 5:30pm. Expected time of arrival in Stockholm was approximately 10am (local time - one hour behind Finland). This gave us plenty of time to:
1. Take part in an all-you-can-eat-and-drink buffet dinner which comprised of top quality Nordic food. This included: salmon, crayfish, prawns, potato bake, ham, chicken, beef, cheeses, vegetables, chips etc. Then the dessert menu was a whole another level. Chocolate mousse, vanilla slice, hedgehog slice, flavoured sorbet, fruit salad, toppings, brownies and the list goes on! I was in Heaven! After at least four plates of food and three beers, I felt like there was nothing left I could do! Well worth it though...
2. Buy cheap alcohol from the tax-free shop. Well actually, I couldn't because Finnish law says that you have to be at least 20 to be able to purchase spirits so for once, I had to be the minor who gets someone older than them to buy it on their behalf!
3. Consume the alcohol that we bought from the tax-free shop. Although, we were not supposed to drink whatever we had bought down into the cabins, we did anyway. This was our pre-party before we went out and ventured on to the ferry's hotspots. It's amazing how many new people you meet when they have had a few drinks. This particularly was rather interesting to me since Fins are naturally very quiet people.
4. Sing karaoke...a.k.a "It's Raining Men". I was so excited for this as I knew this was my moment to shine. Gergely (Hungarian) and I did a duet together which brought the house down. Well I least I thought it did. Seriously, shocking song selection by Smith - that was what killed us, not the singing =/
5. Walk out on the deck. This was seriously amazing. COLD but amazing. I thought I was in Titanic! As we stepped outside into probably -30 conditions, we were surrounded by ice platforms floating on the top of the Baltic Sea. As snow was falling, the picture was drawn. A beautiful and a once in a lifetime experience.
6. Dance the night away. In what Viking Line calls the 'Fun Club', a dance-floor awaits. A performance group singing 80's songs the first night and Michael Jackson the second fills the stage early. People then begin to dance to a live band (mostly the older generation) and then when they go to bed; the young people come out to the sounds of the ferry's resident DJ. When 4:30am hits, we go to bed!
7. Sleep for a few hours. When the few who were left finally got to bed in the early hours of the morning, the cabin's bed facilities were actually quite comfortable. Sleep was needed as we had a big day ahead of us but since we were located at the bottom of the ferry and at the front, this became a very complicated task. My dreams had to contest with the raging sounds of the ferry, crashing through the ice. However, I was able to sleep a little bit.

When we got off the boat, the bus took us to Stockholm, about 3km away. Although it was -12, it didn't feel that cold. There was less snow and ice on the street and more buildings than Helsinki. This may have been the reason. As the group of internationals, we headed directly for the island of the 'old city - Gamla Stan'. One word: beautiful! The streets were all so very old and small and there was a fabulous vibe running through it. It reminded me of a whole suburb of mini 'Degraves st.' back home in Melbourne and I knew my mother would just love it. There were little old cafes tucked away in back streets everywhere; we had to go into one...so we did! We quickly made friends with the owner of the cafe, a Greek/Italian who has lived in Sweden for 26 years. He knew one of the locals from his cafe who was just sitting there sipping his coffee and to our surprise, he asked this guy to take us on a 'tour'. He did! He showed us the narrowest street in the world "Martin Trotzings grand" which is less than 1m wide...amazing! Then we went to see the 'Changing of the National Guard'. That was cool. They change pretty often, every couple of days...I don't blame them when it's so cold! At least they get to move their body, unlike the British royal guards. However, like the British, I did not see them smile once =) or rather =/ Then we went to see the National Gallery and the waterfront. I couldn't leave however, without trying a famous Swedish hot-dog from the many street stands. Tasty.

Stockholm is truly amazing. The streets and the buildings are spectacular and like I mentioned before, there is a better vibe throughout the city than in Helsinki. There are almost double the amount of people and they are way more up-beat. I can now say that I have been to an ever fast increasing total of three countries!

Night two saw the ferry depart Stockholm at 4:30pm for a 9:45am arrival into Helsinki. For a complete list of night two's antics, refer to night one's itinerary, minus the buffet and the karaoke (thank God!). And also note that bedtime this time was around 5:30am!!

I do want to say though, that when we did arrive into Helsinki on Sunday morning, the P.A. lady woke us up with some fantastic news! She began her speech in Finnish, used Swedish for the middle section and completed it with English. The part that I understood was as follows:
"Good-morning ladies and gentleman, the time is currently 9:30am and we are expected to arrive into Helsinki in 15 minutes. Current temperature is currently -3 degrees!"
MINUS 3!!! Amazing! It felt like Summer and this was the sole reason that drew me out of bed!

Whether you have been to Sweden before or you are going for the first time, VIKING LINE is definately recommended.

**Note: Sweden is also highly recommended!
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Australia Day - Finnish Style!

January 27th 2010 19:45
One of a kind: Playing AFL in -20 degrees!
One of a kind: Playing AFL in -20 degrees!
Time: 9:30pm Date: 27/01/2010 Location: My apartment, Helsinki

Yesterday, January 26th, saw Australians celebrate their national holiday, not just in Australia but all over the world! How do I know this...because I was one of those Aussies celebrating the historic date that commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788, outside of the great southern land. I was in Helsinki, Finland and how convenient that there's this place called 'Aussie Bar' smack bang in the middle of the city centre. Although quite small, 'Aussie Bar' can fit a whole lot of Aussie bogans at the same time as well as Fins and other foreigners who deep down, we all know they want to be part of the 'green and gold'.

Aussie Day started quite late for the three amigos (Georgie Burgess and Emma Ring from Tasmania and me from Melbourne) compared to a traditional day of celebration; around 4pm. A few Finnish beers, a replay of Triple J's Hottest 100, an Aussie cricket team jersey, a couple of Aussie 'yobbo' hats and Aussie tats on our faces; we were ready to show the Finnish people how Australians really roll!

The place was packed...and they weren't all Australians! I found it amazing how many people actually truly love Australia. I remember this one local girl, whom I spent some of the night dancing with kept saying to me every few seconds, "I love Aussie", "I love Aussie"...she couldn't say the plural of the word but it made it all the more awesome! When the DJ played 'I Come From A Land Downunder', the place went ballistic! It was right then and there that I was proud to be an Australian................... ......partying it up in Finland baby!!!!

The highlight of the night was the Helsinki AFL team, who were out to recruit some actually SKILLED players! They had a handball competition going outside in the snow (just like on the footy show) which I could not turn down. As a matter of fact I came third and won a t-shirt!! In addition to that, the coach came up and asked me to come out and train with the boys...I think I might just do it - show them a thing or two =) Ex-player from Geelong, Carl Steinfort was also there with the boys - but he was a bit drunk, so I didn't get to talk with him! I'll see him at training though...

Even the stars of Finland came out to celebrate Australia Day in Helsinki! Local actor, Andreas af Enehielm was amongst the crowd and I even managed to snare a photo with him. I had nothing to lose, he meant nothing to me!

A few 'TEDs' and a couple of 'snakebites' later...last night was the best Australia Day ever...outside of Australia! Because there is nothing like home - AUSTRAYA MATE!
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Time: 5:23pm Date: 22/01/2010 Location: My Apartment, Helsinki

Just a taste of one of the AMAZING, full of AWESOMENESS uni daily lunches!
Just a taste of one of the AMAZING, full of AWESOMENESS uni daily lunches!


1. We start uni here at quarter past the hour eg. 10:15am - also known as the 'academic quarter'. Therefore my timetable states that we start at 10:00am but in Finland; this really means 10:15am. The reason why goes back to like the 1800s where the Finns would always refer to the clock tower in the city centre for the time. When it struck the hour, their work bosses knew that by the time they got to their office and took off all their jackets, scarves, beanies etc....they would really be starting work at 15 minutes past. True story!
2. In the city centre, the sidewalks are actually HEATED!! This helps the ice to melt, thus making it not slippery for the pedestrians.
3. Inside is all about insulation. There are always double windows and radiators in every room!
4. Every building that you walk into and plan to spend time there has coat hangers. It's like you walk inside and the first thing you see is a big area for you to leave your coats/jackets!
5. Cans and bottles are meant to be recycled back at the shop where you purchased them from. This is not all bad...You get like 30 cents for each can!! That's totally better than S.A!!
6. Everything is opposite in terms of the side that you drive on and even the side that you walk on. They drive on the right side here (I have almost been run over a couple of times because I automatically look left when I should be looking right) and they even keep to the right when walking in the streets and up elevators!
7. Finnish is bi-lingual so most people can speak in both Finnish and Swedish. Therefore, most food items and all the street names in the city centre are in both languages.
8. This is one of my favourites...uni lunches are like 2,50 Euro which is like 4 Aussie bucks and it's seriously MASSIVE!!
9. They seriously separate all their rubbish here...there is a bin for:
- recyclable cardboard
- recyclable paper
- biowaste
- mixed waste and;
- glass
10. You don't need to dry your dishes because they have like a drying rack over the sink where you just place your dripping wet dish on the rack and the excess water just drips into the sink...magic!
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The Infamous Finnish Sitz!!

January 16th 2010 23:14
Time: 12:30am Date: 17/01/2010 Location: My Apartment, Helsinki

If there was one word that was to come to mind when I mentioned the word Finland, what would it be? A couple of weeks ago, I honestly couldn't answer this question but after having been here for a total of 8 days now, I can tell you what I would say...alcoholics! They drink a good amount of wine, a generous amount of beer and a whole lot of vodka or snaps as they would call it here


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Partying in Helsinki

January 14th 2010 10:49
Time:12:30pm Date: 14/01/2010 Location: My Apartment, Helsinki

So anyway, the other night we had the Erasmus Student Network 'Welcome to Exchange Students' party! It was awesome fun - seeing how people from all over the world party! This was the first time I had gone out in Helsinki because truth be told, the cold actually puts me off of exploring the night life. Questions creep into my mind such as: what should I wear? Thermals? But then I'll be dancing, won't I get hot? Where do I put my big jacket? I can't dance with that on...I'll become a sweat machine!! Therefore, I asked some of the locals before hand and they said, partying in Helsinki is all about layers! You take a lot of layers and then you can hang them up upon entry. Wearing thermals is hard though because you can't take them off as they are under your 'dress' clothes. I think next time, if it's not that cold, I will just suffer without my thermals outside but then be really comfortable inside


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Time: 7:40pm Date: 11/01/2010 Location: My Apartment, Helsinki
Finnish people playing pokies after grocery shopping!


1. It's FREEZING! About 60 degrees colder than Melbourne at the moment


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A Whole New World!

January 9th 2010 22:17
Time :11:55pm Date: 10/01/2009 Location: My Apartment, Helsinki

Helsinki Senate Square

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Onward to Hong Kong!

January 6th 2010 23:18
Time: 7:00am Date: 07/01/2010 Location: Hong Kong Airport

So last night at 11:55pm I left the country for the first time in my entire life. I currently look at the world map and realise how far away I am from everyone but then I remind myself I still have another 11 hours to go!! Anyway, I got the world's greatest send off with Chloe`, Jarrod, Nathan (Pistol), Matty D, Karla, Dan Barthomelew and his parents (Anne and Wayne) making the journey to see me leave. I want to thank them all very much - I really appreciated it! I love you all


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The Joel Diaries

January 5th 2010 13:12
Time: 11:55pm Date: 05/01/2010 Location: My Bedroom

Gday guys


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Half Tree, Half Man

May 28th 2008 14:22
Did anyone see the TV programme on Channel 7 last night (Wednesday the 28th), titled "My Shocking Story." Well, let me tell you now, that if you didn't catch a glimpse of it...it was certainly the most 'shocking' thing I have ever seen! You may have heard of the 'tree-man' in Indonesia; well this show was about him. And seriously, you could almost mistake him for a tree. He has an unbelievable virus that has come from warts all over his body. The warts on the end of his limbs have become so bad that you aren't even to recognise his hands and feet - they are like branches from a tree. This man, Dede, has a family (including children) and his condition continues to get worse. This show consisted of a doctor who is offering Dede a treatment but as we know it, he has yet to acept the offer. Why, you may ask? Well, this is where it really hit me! To provide sufficient funding for himself and his family, Dede is forced to perform in a 'freak show' with other scarce human beings with similar conditions. That each have their own character names and provide entertainment by performing a variety of stunts in front of many people. These stunts include things such as: walking on hot coals and pulling a 2 tonne truck up a hill using only their head. This is outrageous. Yes, there is something uncommon about these people but instead of treating them like freaks, why can't we say that they are special? It is not their fault that they are like this so the least we can do is hope that they may get better a live a 'normal' life.
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