Joanna

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, AUSTRALIA


Joined October 17th 2006

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New York, born and bred, bringing sexy back to Canberra, Australia--one trend at at time

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GOOGLE PAPER ARCHIVE

April 3rd 2007 05:06
If you don't have GMAIL already maybe this sounds even creepier to you then to most, but for those of you out there who have subscribed to the gmail revolution, i have to ask: how do you feel about the new "google Paper"???

Let me explain, in case you haven't heard. Gmail, which is google's email server has a function by which you don't need to delete mail but rather can store it in an "archive" (my computer knowledge is low but presumably this means your email is stored on the web in a folder that you can access by sigining into your gmail account). As if this wasn't handy enough google has now decided that they will print out your conversations and mail them to you FREE OF CHARGE!!!!!!!! if you ask them to.

i know if you work in an office this is a huge incentive to make your company's email all GMAIL. that way you can archive conversations and then have someone else do the printing of it all for free...but seriously? who is it who is printing all this?

how are they paying for it all? through ads? how many hands will my conversation pass through before it gets to my door step? are there confidentiality measures in place?

while offering such a ridiculously cutting edge service to is subscribers (who also didn't have to pay to sign up for gmail....) is a fantastic marketing tool, it leaves me a little concerned about the quality of security in the archive function of GMAIL. both the web archive and the paper archive.

is this proof that anyone can get their hands on your email conversations? How does this affect a whole generation of people just coming of age whose entire lives, nearly, will be able to be documented through conversations and email exchanges?

Is this progress in a forward moving direction going to ultimatley be a distraction or an aid?
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Phone Calls

March 31st 2007 08:57
Isn't it terrible that calling strangers on the phone sometimes seems not worth it? Its awkward. WHY?

I spend hours on the phone with friends all over the world. I can sit and chat about mundane crap with strangers in a bar, cafe, or resteraunt. For some reason, however, calling a stranger on the phone seems horribly awkard.

what do you say on a machine? What if they answer? You never really know how much time you have or what information seems relevant. Is it rude to ask them to call you back? Should you indicate that you'll call back? Do you give them a time frame for response?

HOW DO PEOPLE DO IT?! I think the secret is to be confident in your opening. For example, "hi, I'm so and so from blankedy blank blank." but said with the sheer confidence that blankedy blank blank institution is not only recognizable to this person but is somehow of some interest. it means its a good opener, that they're likely to care what you're asking by virtue of who you are and where you work or what you represent....

And of course, you don't really have to be anyone important to make it sound like you are. That's the trendy part of calling strangers--making yourself confident (before you dial) that the person on the other end of the line WANTS to take your call!
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Travel Agent

March 27th 2007 03:53
A travel agent. I've always thought that if i needed to pick a career and pick it fast i would want to be a travel agent. How wonderful to plan trips of fantastic proportions how fantastical to think all day about exotic locations and distant destinations.

Now i'm planning a trip for myself and a friend and i've got to say--FRUSTRATING. Its not easy coordinating flights and buses and trains and boats and accomodation. Its not easy lining up in advance what we will want to do for 23 days straight. What will we want to eat, will we be able to find things in a specified price-range.

How much is this going to cost???
that's why being the agent has its perks...you care less how much it will cost. then again, all the frustration none of the reward at the end.

Would you like to work in travel, make your living by planning the trips that come to be the moments that defined a life?

Sounds worth the hassle to me!
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Travel Agent

March 27th 2007 03:53
A travel agent. I've always thought that if i needed to pick a career and pick it fast i would want to be a travel agent. How wonderful to plan trips of fantastic proportions how fantastical to think all day about exotic locations and distant destinations.

Now i'm planning a trip for myself and a friend and i've got to say--FRUSTRATING. Its not easy coordinating flights and buses and trains and boats and accomodation. Its not easy lining up in advance what we will want to do for 23 days straight. What will we want to eat, will we be able to find things in a specified price-range


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what if i hadn't let you come back with me last night, or what if i had never let you come back with me at all?

how different would my life here have been if you hadn't been a part of it at all? What if you hadn't played the same part? What part have you been? You've been lover and friend, confidant (mistakenly) comerade, commiserate, tutor and crowd-gatherer. What if I hadn't had you to fill those roles? What if the day i got that terrible news i didn't have you to call, to cry to, to ultimatley be frustrated by--what if


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is there some kind of reverse phenomena wherein people who are OBSESSED with music are unable to actually make it?

I've noticed over the course of a few years that some people are drawn to music, as in their ipods are full of obscure bands, they're forever going on about gigs and shows and artists and lyrics. They can pull lyrics from songs out of their heads that meet EVERY occassion, and yet, when you ask them why their love of music never translated into them seeking the ability to produce it they can't answer


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Peace is Back--in Fashion

March 21st 2007 08:06
They (people.com) say that peace-sign earrings are back in fashion and the rest of us are left wondering when stick straight hair and bell-bottoms will rush into fashion, too.

Why are the 60s constantly being recycled (and in this case, why did it take so long


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Out of Iraq

March 18th 2007 02:08
There's a big anti-american protest going on in my city today. Actually, there are heaps of them going on today--they are protesting the American presence in Iraq (this is, afterall, the anniversary of the US' invasion). But the thing about protests is that they often find themselves oh-so-very confused.

I know everyone wants to jump down my throat and yell "american" the moment i critize the protesters and make any indication that America might be right (shudder) and to be clear from the outset, I DO NOT BELIEVE AMERICA IS RIGHT. However, I am an American and do you know what I received from my government the other day?? An email letting me know that the protesters were going to gather at a specific location from specific times and that i should be careful. I should try and avoid the area at those times if at all possible. and do you know why i was sent such an email? Because most of the time the protesters can't tell the difference between the cause they support, the enemy, and people who are on their side
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US CURRENCY

March 16th 2007 06:49
so i was going to write about democracy promotion and I was going to evaluate it from all different cultural lens and pose to you, all you out there, the questions that are puzzling and stumping the world's leaders....but i received some personal news today that trumps my interest in democracy (and wait til you hear what it is) and so...democracy will have to wait!

I inquired on the state of revenue that THIS blog has generated and do you know what the answer I got was? One dollar and fourteen cents, US (as if that's some sort of consolation--at least its in US currency---please, i'd rather it was in pounds


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A Little Strut in your Step

March 13th 2007 07:43
A little bit of grace, that's all it takes to have the world asking "what's your secret?"

Its about sauntering off with more dignity than most. Its about the little gestures that no one anticipates (or admits that they expect) but can take quiet pleasure in receiving


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Recent Comments

Comment by Joanna
on GOOGLE PAPER ARCHIVE

April 3rd 2007 09:20
oh that's SOOOOOOOO embarrasing!!! i got it, wow, i'm a not so smart.

good prank though

Comment by Joanna
on GOOGLE PAPER ARCHIVE

April 3rd 2007 08:48
to be fair i'm in the middle of some serious research on another topic, but i can't for the life of me think what you may be refering to.

want to clarify

Comment by Joanna
on The Art of Text

February 7th 2007 12:57
david,

perhaps we are in disagreement about the goals of this endevour. forever, infinity, reality? not exactly what i had in mind. You lean towards romance or chemistry that goes far beyond what i'm describing.

The element of the impersonal is what makes text a wide net to cast. *friends* with whom you have no interest/intention/desire to know as well as the way you know them via the phone are still excellent candidates for text.

the point is in flirtation, and to be clear, this wasn't really supposed to be *dirty.* That's the beauty of text, it is as much a friendly "get to know you" activity as it is a serious invitation to the intimate. In fact, its much more friendly. Its about humour, about laughing and relaxing not desperately searching for meaning, connection or a combination of the two.

I wasn't advising those seeking the loves of their lives to indulge, rather offering a fun alternative to a drunken booty call. Grow some and do it sober, do it during the day. Its a message (loud and clear, believe me) that can at once be subtle and bold.

Comment by Joanna
on The Art of Text

February 7th 2007 07:38
take two minutes the first time and save it to your phone book. the best part of text sex is that the time pressure is greatly reduced. As far as i can tell you're not actually desiring climax, just enough excitment to get the person to find you in the flesh. it won't kill the mood to save ooh oooh ah ah to your phone, but sending blrgh chem blugn enth, might leave them asking "what the fuck?"

Comment by Joanna
on Rollin' With the Homies

February 5th 2007 02:37
to be honest, i HOPE its only in limited amounts. I can be as disgusting or crude or awful as the boys, but only in short bursts and limited capacity. I want nothing more, at this point, then to be the "cool" girl (but DEFINETLY girl) that my boys hang with!!!

Comment by Joanna
on What's the Deal with Drama

January 31st 2007 01:07
hey chantal,

i know what you mean about craving other people's drama. someone it seems when i want just a taste i get sucked into the whole "misery loves company" phenomena and people insist on dragging me right in to the middle!!

i guess i should stick to my lovely TV drama's

Comment by Joanna
on What's the Deal with Drama

January 30th 2007 05:00
ha ha i like your immediate reaction. women=drama

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like i said, drama: i hate it, but i love it....

so i guess i can't prove you wrong!

Comment by Joanna
on Is Spelling Important?

January 29th 2007 02:09
I'm pretty sure Lilla is on to something when she suggested that if you never learned to read properly spelled words you would not actually be able to understand words when they have been re-arranged.

It might be a fun game to play with kids in a classroom though. If you have a group of confident readers at a third or fourth grade level, you could mess around with them and see if they can do it, and if its as easy for them as for adults who have been taught how to read when words are spelled properly.

pretty cool how the brain rearranges things into recognizable sequences once its learned something...

Comment by Joanna
on G'DAY USA

January 18th 2007 04:26
Hey Nina, its a fair point you've raised about Bindi. Truth be told, steve or any of the other Irwin's never really captured my attention and i wasn't aware that she was well on her way to childhood fame before her dad died. I guess it would be unfair to pull her away from it all if its what she wants, but it also seems manipulative and wrong to use her father's death to push her marketability!

as for the "where the bloody hell are you" campaign, i wouldn't be surprised if it was run in Canada, as well. As Canada shares a special status with Australia it is easier for Canadian residents to come over to Australia, as it is also easier for UK residents to come over. Maybe the reason that Australia hasn't targeted America in such a way as to have a really effective campaign is because they don't really want us!! just a thought....

Comment by Joanna
on G'DAY USA

January 15th 2007 01:34
ha ha, touché .