JESUS

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Why are people so damn sensitive?

November 11th 2009 05:21
Today, whilst enjoying numerous email threads throughout the workday, I was astonised as to the reaction of one of my "colleagues" I use the term loosely as she really is a waste of space, a useless species of non-english speaking background who needs things explained to her over and over and over again!

Anyway, this person we shall call "CANCAN" sent a photo of a costume she planned on wearing to a costume party, who it is, is not important. I saw the picture and wrote back to the thread "CANCAN, you know you can't wear that, haha" - clearly, haha indicates a joke here people.

Well, the torrent of abuse flowed thick and strong, "how dare you say that, I can wear whatever I want, your costume is shit."

BLAH BLAH BLAH

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SENSITIVE!

I do not understand the touchyness, the comlete overreactions, and life is full of these little tasty tidbits of agrivating joy!

I hear some of you saying, perhaps your being senstive blogging about it, but this is not the end of the story.

The thread was then interjected by a thirs party, who decides to randomly change the suject, and instantly the situation is just left , unresolved, no movement, no solutions, do I hate CAN CAN , does she hate me?

To make it worse, CAN CAN picks up the random interjection and runs with it, completely forgetting I just insulted her so much!

People need to deal with issues, to confront people, am I that intimidating? Is it really that hard, and at the end of the day does it even matter.

All you conflict avoiders out there in the world its time to jump on it, deal with your issues, face those bullies like me, people with respect you more, and you will feel better about yourself.

CAN CAN and I continue to ignore one another, her wanting to pretend nothing happened, myself, filled with utter contempt for her unique brand of stupidity.

Wow, I feel better
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JESUS - All About Life? Really ?

September 30th 2009 07:18
Enjoying my fave prime time TV series last night I was confronted by a somewhat amusing and agrivating commerical entitled, "JESUS all about life!"

Check it out:

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Now although this ad has amazing production values, a nice atmosphere and even some clever messages, what the hell is it doing on a prime time, secular television channel? The group responsible, The Bible Society of Australia, specifies on their website that the ads alone are costing 1.5 MIL aussie dollars, forgive my ignorance, but in my day, churches used to spend cash on helping others. There is little doubt in my mind that the bible society is trying to attract more people to join the church and become involved, which is not so much a bad thing, but really , 1.5MIL on the ad spots alone! Add production costs and this campaign is a spectacularly extravagant show piece for the christian faith.

But why, how can they validate such a fragrant brandishing of cash when people in their own diocese and local communities go without food or shelter?

Lets get one thing straight, Christianity is not "cool" or "fun" and it should not be, it is about faith and understanding, which should not need to be advertised.

Needless to say, I emailed the bible society to ask them how they validated millions on making Jesus cool, they directed me to their website. After scouring through mounds of Religious trallop, I came across what I wanted to find:

"Statistics from the Australian census has shown that the Christian church is losing membership and is in danger of 'slipping off the landscape'. As well‚ recent National Church Life Survey (NCLS) results indicate that while in some areas the church is growing‚ in others it is stagnant and aging."


The church has lost numbers‚ influence and presence.

#‘Jesus. All about life’ is a prime-time media campaign that presents the words of Jesus to the community.
# Every local church has the opportunity to be the place where people who see the ads can find out more about Jesus and meet people who know him personally.
# For just $100 registration fee, payable on-line at www.jesusallaboutlife.com.au your local church can be a part of this campaign
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SO, the church is not longer important, people dont need it, dont care about it, so lets charge you 100 bucks and spend a shit load of cash and hope people find us cool again.

Nice try guys, this is not gonna work.

Why dont you go back out to the burbs, or the pits of the city, and do something worthwhile, maybe then I will be inspired to become a born again christian.

Until then, I am glad I renounced my faith and am not part of the mockery that has become the church.
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TRAIN ETIQUETTE

September 8th 2009 07:24
For any one that indulges themselves in a daily train or bus journey and can appreciate the pain and suffering one goes through on each trip I implore you to channel your energies and live the following with me:

- Snifflers: Tissues are readily available and should be used whenever you feel the need to inhale large amounts of snot and muscus through your nasal cavities into your throat. Honestly, do people not understand how utterly disgusting this sounds. Vile, vile human beings.

- BO: Deoderant, another thing that is readily available, certain species of human are particualr smelly, you all know what I am talking about, say it with me people, bathe, rinse, repeat if you must, then deoderant, anti-perspirant is a must!

-Seat Swapper : No seat is good enough, that one is too blue, that one is too fat, that one is next to a loser, that one looked at him funny, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, at least you got a seat , most have to stand.

- YELLERS: "OH MAWWW GOD, SHE WAS SUCH A FUCKIN HOOOO MAN , LIKE TOTAL SLUT FACE OH MAWWW GOD" 15 year old girls, got on at auburn station last night, screaming this to one another all the way to central station. Die, honestly, just die.

- Eaters: Food on the train is fine, as long as its not curry, or parmesan cheese, or vegimite, really, you people must have no sense of smell. you must also die.

I am sure you can think of more, I am presently too engraged thinking of these foul human beings to continue to type.

God bless you all, NOT.
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So today I saw that Kyle Sandilands has been saked off Aussie Idol over the whole " I was raped" 12 year old girl thing.

Now, I know rape is not a clever thing to discuss on the radio, pretty much ever, but how much of it was really Kyle's fault


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Bruno = Penis

July 14th 2009 01:25


All I can say is Penis, engrained on the back fo my retinas, Cohen's dancing, shaved penis


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How can god exist?

July 8th 2009 06:56
The other morning a good friend of mine told me that she only recovered from her extended suffering with Glandular fever because 'god' helped her through it.

Don't get me wrong, people are allowed to believe in whatever they choose, there are plenty of people in the world that do believe in a higher power, believe someone watches over them in the time of need, looking out for them, protecting them and that trully is a lovely comforting thought


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MICHAEL JACKSON GHOST SIGHTING

July 6th 2009 23:09
OK I did not believe this till I saw it, CNN was recording live in the MJ Neverland mansion for an upcoming piece and you can see a figure walk past in the doorway in the background.

Check this shit out


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ICE AGE 3 - 3D

July 6th 2009 00:53
Can I begin this film review with the following,

"CONTROL YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN IN THE CINEMA


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IS MICHAEL JACKSON STILL ALIVE?

July 2nd 2009 23:55
DAMNING NEW EVIDENCE,

CHECK IT OUT


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NOMMMMM, NOMMMMM, NOMMMMMMM

July 2nd 2009 06:56
FAT MONKEY!


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Comment by JESUS
on Twilight: New Moon ($16-)

November 20th 2009 01:23
You're clear TwiHard status has tainted any true review of this film.

It was awful at best, terribly performed, some of the "acting" in the film caused people to laugh out loud in the cinema!

Definetly tainted

Comment by JESUS
on Final Destination 4 ($7-)

October 16th 2009 05:31
Jase, I agree with every sentence uttered about this film written here, with one huge exception.

IT WAS AWESOME

for yet another simple reason

Hotties being killed in 3D - F**KING AWESOME

Thats all I have to say on the issue

(accept image porn in 3d, sick)

Comment by JESUS
on Who's Your Ultimate Dinner Guest?

October 16th 2009 05:25
Brendan Moar from the Lifestyle Channel, his voice makes me ache.

Comment by JESUS
on Another Awkward Moment

October 12th 2009 22:00
Is this a joke or serious
I dont get it?

So the cats life is more important than a human life right?

um

Cats are dumb


Comment by JESUS
on JESUS - All About Life? Really ?

September 30th 2009 23:52
Journeywoman,

Your comments made my morning! Everything you say is true, why would anyone beleive in god when science and bascially everything around us tells us there is no such thing. I understand people need something, anything to believe in to attempt to make their lives seem more valuable or important, and whilst I can understand that, to them I say get a partner, get a hobby, join a charity group, SEE A MOVIE , anything would be more productive then preaching !

Comment by JESUS
on Micheal Jackson's "This is It" Movie Trailer

September 15th 2009 00:52
Nice trailer there, thanks for posting this Jase, not sure how I feel about this movie though, seems a little explotative, but alas, I certainly do not want to be the only one who doesnt see it! So I shall.

Comment by JESUS
on TRAIN ETIQUETTE

September 14th 2009 07:13
Someone,

fair enough, but you continually try to justify people being disgusting and smelling awful, I simply dont understand why you would want to justify these sort of things, you have a myriad of examples where you have smelt bad for good reason, and I concur, they are great reasons, fact is, YOU STILL STINK.

and until you quit stinking up my train, I will continue to winge about your BO and your sniffling and your booze breath by the sounds of it!

and no, i definetly dont have a problem being rude, i apologise if I have offended you, but by the sounds of it you are a big boy, you can dish it out just as well


Comment by JESUS
on TRAIN ETIQUETTE

September 14th 2009 02:33
Norm,

Thanks, It was too camp before, too bright, and lets face it, none of my bloggins are particularly chirpy, so it seemed a little out of place haha!

As for the header/white squiggles I am affraid you will have to ask the wonders of the internet, it is just an image I sources from a free bank of images connected to goole.

SOMEONE,

I am affraid I dont stay out till 4am sweating, then come home on the train, it is just not me scene, so perhaps I dont understand how BO can be justified, to that all I can say is thank god I dont have friends like you.

and your right, smokers do smell like shit, constantly and they also bother me on the train, should add them to the list.

Clearly your tissue / BO issues stem from excessive drinking and partying habits, which is so fine, I get it your cooler than me, for that I congratulate you. I remember guys like you , from high school.

That's all there is to say really

Comment by JESUS
on TRAIN ETIQUETTE

September 9th 2009 23:28
Kristin, my car is also a blessing, it is my safe haven that I crawl into once I reach the station. I crank the music, and air con, and just absorb!

Comment by JESUS
on Obama's Facebook warning: watch out for 'stupid' posts

September 9th 2009 06:42
This is so odd ! how fun indeed, fun ,fun indeed.