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The swine flu has claimed its first victim in tasmania. I am not aware if this was a godfearing person but I think its probably to safe to say they had not found Jesus. God will protect the faithful in times like these and it is entirely possible that the swine flu is a bounty from Our Lord to remind people that it is time to turn to Him again.

It was about time that Australia saw some serious signs of this flu and I think it is safe to say that Jesus Would Not Approve of the hysteria this flu has been inspiring. If you have Found The Bible then you will be Safe from the swine flu. Pigs are our friends. They give us many wonderful things like bacon, ham, pork and the phrase 'as filthy as a pig sty'. The fact that both Jews and Muslims dont eat pigs should be sign enough of how holy and valuable these animals really are. They are the Chosen Animals for Christians and we should all be eating them more often. You need not fear any flu you will only get it if you Do Not Believe in God or Jesus. If you do not believe in Jesus you are probably as filthy as a pig sty.

I came across a person today who seemed quite angry. I was preaching the word of the Jesus to them and I asked them if they have protection from the swine flu. They got quite rude and upset when I told them to repent and eat from my ham sandwich. As I pushed the ham sandwich towards their face they lost all self composure and knocked my ham sandwich to the ground. Security told me to leave the shopping centre when I started shouting that Jesus Would Not Protect Them. Some people are very short sighted and need to get on board. My ham sandwich was still fine and I am still quite healthy despite eating it. Proof that Jesus Approves.

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July 3rd 2009 07:46

Hello all.

I felt it was time our lord and saviour Jesus Christ spread His word onto the net. I am a humble servant of our lord as are we all and in this dangerous times we must find it in all of our hearts to accept Jesus as our saviour before it is too late.

There are many terrible and evil things walking the earth today and the net is a sink into which satan spews his worst. With the blessing of Jesus Christ I think I am right in making it my business to clean up the net one site at a time. It is the business of Jesus. I do not think blogging is neccessarily evil in itself but that it does lead many weaker souls into temptation and I will do my utmost to address these temptations directly.

I think the title of this blog Jesus Would Not Approve is apt because Jesus certainly Would Not Approve of the net's current use and the priorities of those who grace it.

I do not look forward to what I must do, but do it I must. It is our moral duty and obligation, each and every one of us, to be moral.

Amen.

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