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By now every major team publication or website's team previews have been out for some time (Hollinger and Dwyer are my two favorites) so other than adding a funny line (as if I had any) or rewording a particular sentence there is not much I can add you don't already know about the upcoming NBA season.
So rather than go into the usual cut and paste, blog obligatory features (positional rankings, over/underrated and power ranking) or breaking down the game of our 12th man to its most minute detail, I thought I'd flip the script and create a preview even the countless number of sports bloggers could use.
So without further ado-feel free to add and contribute to the list-here is the annual preview of NBA team fans.
Dallas Mavericks
Strengths: Blonde hair and silicon. Lots and lots of Silicon.
Weaknesses: Delusions of grandeur. Reflect all the worst traits of irritating owner Mark Cuban. Knowledge of the game (?).
In the mind of the fans:
"20 and 10 last year? Nah, Duncan is washed up. Now Marion on the other hand!"
"Mark Cuban now has stats that tell us to think it was a good idea to dump an aging, has-been All-Star point guard for the ability to sign two never-were centers.
"Mark Cuban now has stats that tell us to think it was a brilliant idea to trade an up and coming All-Star point guard for what's left of Jason Kidd."
"Mark Cuban still tells us what to think."
Houston Rockets
Strengths: You don't mess with a billion Chinese.
Weaknesses: All-Star voting. Stop it with Tracy McGrady already. Damn you China!
In the mind of the fans:
"At least we don't have to worry about whether or not Tracy McGrady and Yao Ming will be hurt this year. D'oh.
Memphis Grizzlies(Editor's Note: after the offseason moves only the owner and players' moms remain as fans)
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
In the mind of the fans.....err....owner:
"Pau Gasol is overrated. Zach Randolph on the other hand!"
"Why does Chris Wallace keep giving me those death stares?"
"I wonder if I can trade Rudy Gay for Adam Morrison without getting more death threats from Gregg Popovich."
New Orleans Hornets
Strengths: Party with the best of them. Leads to a distinct homecourt advantage against less disciplined teams.
Weaknesses: Copying wrestlers Wooooooooo! chants.
In the mind of the fans:
"What the hell happened?"
"Is it okay to start ignoring our NBA team again?"
San Antonio Spurs
Strengths: Ability to celebrate championships without riots, looting, or setting fires. Eva Longoria.
Weaknesses: Live in the land of 1,000 taco stands and most of them hit up every single one of them on the way to the game. Any mention of "*".
In the mind of the fans:
"Jefferson and 'Dice are nice, but can we trade for the Suns entire training staff?"
"DuJuan Blair is the next Charles Barkley!"
"Holy crap...I'm sitting next to Eva Longoria!"
Bank Shots: Scattered thoughts on the day's NBA action.
It's opening night and I must say this is as excited as I've ever been for an upcoming NBA season. Those old enough to be sports writers like to refer to the 1980s as the golden era of the league. But I'm not sure that the influx of talent in the league over the past decade isn't on par with the Jordans, Birds or Magics in terms of skill and personalities.
And the previous dreadful 90s era has finally weeded itself out to only the most useful of players (with Allen Iverson still hanging on for marketing), providing just enough of an old guard (Kobe, Duncan, Shaq and Garnett) to test the new guys (Paul, James, Wade, Howard) in their championship run. That being said, here's some thoughts on the NBA's first night of action:
Boston 95, Cleveland 89:
The addition of Rasheed Wallace at worst makes Rajon Rondo's jumpshot (or lack thereof) a bit more of a moot point. He's not quite an elite point guard but he's pretty good. His best shot charts resemble those of a big man, which works for Boston because their own big men favor jump shots.
Speaking of 'Sheed. I think at this point it's safe to say he's strictly a role player. Six of his nine shots were from behind the arch, which worked out fine tonight but he's not always going to shoot at a 50 percent clip. And three rebounds? For a night at least it was okay.
Garnett looked good. Will it hold up? I find it funny that everyone questions Tim Duncan while it's assumed that Garnett will be fine. KG relies more on his athleticism and let's remember, he's the one that had season ending surgery.
The Cleveland offense continues to be a joke. It's a testament to LeBron James that he could be so poorly utilized and still dominate. It's not easy to guard James but it's of at least some comfort that you never have to worry about where to find him: the top of the key, starting from a standstill, with the entire defense set and focused on him. With the bigger wings in the offseason I actually prefer their sets with Lebron at the power forward. Is it too much to ask for him to get the ball on the move or at more efficient spots on the floor?
Washington 102, Dallas 91
Gilbert Arenas is back. It was just one night but everything seemed in place for Arenas. It's so easy to forget how much of an elite player Arenas was given the developments of LeBron, Howard, Wade, 'Melo and Paul but he's one of the best offensive players in the league so long as he's healthy.
Arenas has an enforcer. Haywood is an overlooked part of the Wizards but right now he's the only one that provides size at an NBA rotation player quality. I also see that Fabricio Oberto got the start. While he's not going to get serious run he's a great pickup in terms of teaching Blatche and the Wizards young frontline how to find shots without having the ball.
The Mavericks need another player that can create offense. Right now Dirk just seems to have too much of a burden right now carrying the offense. Jason Kidd can still find the right passes but he's not exactly creating the passing lanes. Just about the rest of the Mavs offense needs to have their shot created for them. Can you rely on Josh Howard for this?
Portland 96, Houston 87
Where's Houston going to get their shots? There was a lot of talk this offseason about the Grizzlies setting records for fewest assists because the number of ball stoppers on their team. But what about Houston and their lack of creators? Scola can draw double teams in the right matchups and their best shot creator, Brooks, sets up primarily for himself. I'm just not sure who streses the defense enough to draw double teams or cause defenses to collapse. Who's their best passer? I'm not sure you can count on Lowry for eight assists a night.
At this point do you think the Blazers would rather have Oden or Brook Lopez? They're a highly efficient offense, we know. But they're primarily a jump shooting team which means you can automatically pencil them in for at least one loss every playoff series. Jumpers just don't fall every night. Can you picture Oden guarding combinations of Bynum/Kobe or Duncan/Ginobili without getting into serious foul trouble? And they're not exactly an uptempo team so somehow they're going to need to learn how to get easy shots.
Lakers 99, Clippers 92
I'm not sure what I can say about the Lakers that you don't already know. Kobe's good. Bynum can beast weak frontlines. Odom is versatile. We can nitpick all we want here but really Gasol is the one that makes this offense so dangerous and he was out tonight.
On the Clippers part, Davis looked bothered and a step slow. Lakers biggest weakness comes from an inability to guard point guards and Davis just couldn't take advantage. Kaman looked good, Camby overmatched. Gordon on the other hand is the real deal. He can shoot and he's strong. The Lakers towering front line didn't seem to bother him at all. He and Griffin are great pieces to build around. Not sure if Davis should be around when they take over.
The other thing that became obvious: No team that gives Al Thorton major minutes is a good team. He had a terrible shot selection and just doesn't seem to have a great feel for the game. He'll get numbers primarily because he'll force shots but he's not a part of a winning team. Probably my least favorite player to watch in the league right now.
By now every major team publication or website's team previews have been out for some time (Hollinger and Dwyer are my two favorites) so other than adding a funny line (as if I had any) or rewording a particular sentence there is not much I can add you don't already know about the upcoming NBA season.
So rather than go into the usual cut and paste, blog obligatory features (positional rankings, over/underrated and power ranking) or breaking down the game of our 12th man to its most minute detail, I thought I'd flip the script and create a preview even the countless number of sports bloggers could use.
So without further ado-feel free to add and contribute to the list-here is the annual preview of NBA team fans:
Boston Celtics
Strengths: Experience. Years of knowledge into possibly the most storied franchise in NBA history. Ability to handle booze.
Weaknesses: Ability to handle booze aside, obnoxious even while sober. Fresh memories of failed franchises over the past two decades has done nothing to humble them from the recent success of the Red Sox, Celtics and Patriots.
In the mind of the fans:"Kobe is slowing with age. Tim Duncan is in his 30's, is seven-feet tall with a lot of mileage on his knees. Kevin Garnett? Nah. He's perfectly fine."
"Is it right to root for a team that added the league's biggest jerk to a team full of arrogant jerks? Hell, it worked when Bill Belichick picked up Randy Moss."
New York Knicks
Strengths: Mecca of basketball. Spike Lee.
Weaknesses: Delusions of grandeur based upon geographic location.
In the mind of the fans:
"LeBron. LEBRON, LeBron, LEBRON....LeBron! LeBron! LeBron, LeBron, LEBRON"
"No assets, not as much cap space as originally thought. No solid talent base...no problem. This is New York. How could LeBron say no?"
"Do you think we could land James, Bosh AND Wade? I mean, we are New York."
New Jersey Nets
Strengths: Most live within a reasonable commute to Brooklyn.
Weaknesses: They'll soon have to drive there if they want to see their team.
In the mind of the fans:
"In Soviet Russia, road drives you."
"Lopez and Harris are the American versions of Duncan and Parker."
Philadelphia 76ers
Strengths: Worst behaved fans in the entire nation. In any sport. (Google Santa, booing and batteries)
Weaknesses: Worst behaved fans in the entire nation. In any sport.
In the mind of the fans:
"F----- You"
Toronto Raptors
Strengths: Ability to flood the e-mails of any national sports writer who fails to show proper love to Canada's team.
Weaknesses: No one fears Canadians.
In the mind of the fans:
"Should we be worried that our Charmin Ultra Soft is tougher than our team?"
"It's not aboot defense, it's not aboot rebounding. It's aboot shooting. It's aboot passing."
DuJuan Blair is a beast. George Hill is a point guard. If Spurs fans take anything away from this year’s preseason, these two stories were the most prominent throughout the exhibition season.
Sure, there were other things to glean from this year’s games (if you had the opportunity to watch them), though most were simple reaffirmations of what we already knew (Tony Parker is really good) or had too small a sample size (can we take the bubble wrap off of Manu Ginobili) to draw an educated conclusion
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· The Austin Toros experiment, to date, is entirely dependent on Malik Hairston at this point—more so than George Hill or DuJuan Blair, I looked forward to this preseason to see what fruits the Spurs developmental league team would bare.
Mahinmi is still the biggest mystery and might be worth extending. Right now I think for player comparisons you can start at Francisco Elson as your worst case scenario though his ceiling seems to be dropping fast
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Like many Texas Hold ‘Em enthusiasts, Rounders is at the top of my list of all-time favorite movies. Like many Rounders enthusiasts my estimation of my game far exceeds its merit. Like many bloggers, the same could be said about my perception of NBA general managers.
But what is an NBA offseason if not a 30-man game of cards? With a chip and a chair every general manager approaches the summer with renewed optimism
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Another draft in the books, another year of horrible suits and even worse interviews. While fans of downtrodden franchises view each draft as an opportunity for great change, seldom is such faith ever rewarded.
With this year’s draft being a particularly weak draft it would have provided general managers a perfect opportunity to think outside the box. Instead we were treated to the same tried and true formulas of failure that repeat over and over like the film Groundhog Day, with the Clippers stuck in the role of Bill Murray
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NBAgeek.com is under new management so to speak. For those of you who previously subscribed to this blog I hope you'll give me a chance. For those browsing this corner of the internet for the first time, here's hoping you'll be kind enough to leave a comment or two and interact.
I'm not sure what style of writing or what angle will best suit my strengths for this blog. While I enjoy the statistical approaches of the likes of John Hollinger or the witty rants of Bill Simmons, I hardly fall into either category. I'm not smart enough to develop my own statistical formulas and I'm not up enough on pop culture to keep up with Simmons. So (much like Peter Vescey does with his breaking news) I'm just going to throw everything up on the wall and see what sticks
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Combine a (questionably) big name trade and yet another apparent draft fleecing, and the Spurs are clearly the winners of a very active week in the NBA.
There is understandably a feeling of excitement circling around here with San Antonio picking up their first offseason “splash” since Derek Anderson was signed. And while I was among the many who celebrated the move, I cannot help but read into the Spurs biggest gambit with the realization that Tim Duncan is almost done
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The Devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world he didn’t exist. Michael Jordan’s greatest feat was convincing it that basketball greatness is measured in the boundaries of 6-foot-6, 40-inch verticals.
And whether we are aware of it or not, it is the legacy of Air Jordan that has made the Kobe v. Lebron debate so heated in its intensity
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