Jess Scheuler

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10 Albums for Someone Born in the 90’s


This list was created after I realized that my 15 year old sister had no idea who Alanis Morrisette was. Born in the mid nineties, she wasn’t even alive when some of the biggest albums of the decade, albums that formed my love of music were made. In my mid-twenties now, I couldn’t imagine anyone NOT knowing who Alanis Morrisette was. But, I guess this is just like me and the 1980’s. I love the 80's, although I was very young when I lived through them, I realized as a teenager that there was more to music then what was on Total Request Live after school . So I consulted Rolling Stone for ideas and discovered music like The Police, U2 and The Cure. For definitive records of the 1990's, I went into my collection and thought of the albums that I had listened to, that I had actually begged money from my parents to buy, back in the day when people actually went to the store and bought CD’s. In this Itunes world my sister lives in, where you can just download the single you heard on the radio, I doubt she has ever listened to a single album end to end, front to back. This is my list of 90’s favorites I would like to give her.

1. Aerosmith, Big Ones (1994)



First there were the music videos featuring Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler, which were epic events not to be missed. Everyone saw the trilogy of videos for Crying, Crazy and Amazing which were expensive to produce and at the time, so super cool. But this album contained a huge chunk of hits from Aerosmith’s impressive catalog, almost the entire album are hits.

Legendary Singles:
Love in an Elevator, Rag Doll, What it Takes, Dude Looks Like a Lady, Janie’s got a Gun, Crying, Amazing, the Other Side, Crazy, Eat the Rich, Angel, Living on the Edge.

My Personal Favorites:
The Other Side, Dude Looks Like a Lady

2. Alanis Morrisette- Jagged Little Pill (1995)
Jagged Little Pill


The reason this list was created. No amount of apologizing and acting Zen could make up for the fact that when she was angry, she was at her best. As a teenage girl, I loved seeing that a female could be raw, improper and rock out.

Legendary Singles:
You Oughta Know, Hand in my Pocket, You Learn, Ironic

My Personal Favorite:
Head Over Feet


3. No Doubt- Tragic Kingdom (1995)




If Alanis Morrisette was the Queen of Pain, then Gwen Stefani was the Queen of Cool. There wasn’t anyone like Gwen; and yet she was just like every girl, dealing with a breakup by channeling her hurt feelings into song after being dumped by the bass player in her own band. Only instead of buying a pint of ice cream and watching Pretty In Pink with her girlfriends she wrote iconic girl power anthems. Oh, and she was drop dead gorgeous and did sweaty push-ups on stage. What woman in her 20’s can make it through Don’t Speak without belting out the end at the top of her lungs? I don’t think I’ve met that 20 something yet.

Legendary Singles:
Spiderwebs, Just a Girl, Don’t Speak

My Personal Favorites:
Sunday Morning



4. Green Day: Dookie (1994)



This is a highly inappropriate album for a then twelve year old to own, it contained lyrics about masturbation, drug use, and general slacking. Thank god my parents never listened to it. But for me, I’d hand it over to my sister in a heartbeat. It’s a shame to think that the only Green Day that she’s familiar with is American Idiot Green Day. I wish for the days of dirty, punk Green Day.

Legendary Singles:
Longview, Welcome to Paradise, Basketcase, When I come Around

Personal Favorites:
She


5. Bush: Sixteen Stone (1994)

Now mostly known as Mr. Stefani as well as that bit part as a demon in Constantine, and also for being a smoking hot Dad, my sister has no idea who Gavin Rossdale the musician was. He was the hottest alternative rocker out there in the 90’s and along with Razorblade Suitcase, this album was owned by almost every teenage girl. Why? Watch the youtube video of when Bush played MTV’s spring break back in 96. Legend has it that due to the pouring rain and lightning and the threat of possible electrocution, the band stopped their show, but Gavin went out in the rain and did this amazing solo version of Glycerine like a true rock star.

Legendary Singles:
Everything Zen, Little Things, Machinehead

Personal Favorites:
Glycerine




6. Dave Matthews Band: Under the Table and Dreaming (1994), Crash (1996)

When I was in high school, there were people who went to all of his shows and were generally obsessed by Dave Matthews. While I am far from obsessed by DMB, I am a general admirer and these two albums, and I include them together because they were both so influential, were the soundtrack to much of my teenage years. Plus, who hasn’t had a make out session to Crash Into me?



Legendary Singles:
What Would You Say, Ants Marching, Dancing Nancies, So Much to Say, Crash Into me, Tripping Billies

Personal Favorites:
Lie in Our Graves, Satellite



7. Beastie Boys: Licensed to Ill (1995)



Everyone had a copy of this album. My sister doesn’t understand the Beastie Boys,she feels like all they do is shout. But how could anyone resist Brass Monkey? Clearly, she hasn’t heard the Licensed to Ill, or used it to get through a long road trip?

Legendary Singles:
Fight for your Right, No Sleep Till Brooklyn, Brass Monkey

Personal Favorites:
She’s Crafty, Girls


8. TLC: Crazy Sexy Cool (1994)




I can’t really listen to this album anymore. For some reason, it makes me feel melancholy, maybe it’s due to the death of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez or how depressing the song Waterfalls was. As a teenage girl I loved the song Diggin on You because it was just about having a crush on a guy. Most young teenage girls don’t remember TLC or they might just remember No Scrubs. Ok, I’m sad again. Just take the CD and go listen to it. Go on…. just go.

Legendary Singles:
Waterfalls, If I was Your Girlfriend, Creep

Personal Favorites:
Diggin on you, Red Light Special

9. Fiona Apple: Tidal (1996)



Dear Fiona, you kinda ruined your chance to be a huge recording artist when you gave that bizarre, horrific acceptance speech at the MTV movie awards. But I still love you and I love how you refuse to be commercialized. I love your smoky voice. I love your beautiful blue eyes. That risqué video for Criminal. I love this entire magically delicious album.

Legendary Singles:
Sleep To Dream, Shadowboxer, Criminal

Personal Favorites:
The First Taste


10. Sarah McLachlan: Fumbling Towards Ecstasy (1994) & Surfacing (1997)




I know…I know. I’m breaking my own rules again by choosing two albums by the same artist. But I can’t choose between them, it would be like choosing between my nonexistent children, such is my deep and abiding love for these two albums. Until these albums I had never really heard an adult woman sing about love in a very mature, classy way. Her melodies are beautiful and the lyrics simplistic but quirky.

Legendary Singles:
Possession, Hold On, Fear, Ice Cream, Fumbling Toward Estasy
Building a Mystery, Sweet Surrender, Adia, Angel

Personal Favorites:
I love you, Witness, Good Enough, Ice Cream

Does anyone else have a suggestion of your favorite 90's album? Let me know!


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Criticc's List: Current Song Obsessions

September 23rd 2009 01:11

Current Song Obsessions

Time again for what I'm listening to. As unusual I'll be switching it up from alt rock to pop. I hope you enjoy!

1. The Fixer- Pearl Jam
2. Manos Al Aire- Nelly Furtado
3. Death- White Lies
4. Crying Lightning- Arctic Monkeys
5. If You Touch Me I'll Scream Part II- My Morning Jacket


The Fixer- Pearl Jam

This song really grew on me from the first time I heard it. Eddie Vedder still has that voice, he never sounded better. The video captures some of their epic live show or so I'm told, because I have yet to see them in concert. Someday....someday.



Manos Al Aire- Nelly Furtado

Nelly Furtado has always fascinated me and I suppose its cause I can't quite figure her out. But that hasn't stopped me from singing all her songs at the top of my lungs during long car trips (by myself). No one needs to witness that embarrassment. Her latest album also has be in a quandry. She's a Portuguese woman releasing an all Spanish album. Ok. But it works. This song is delightfully catchy even if you don't know a word of Spanish, but watching the video which has helpful subtitles in English makes you only appreciate the song more. Shudder fellow thruway drivers....shudder.

You can click on the video below to listen to the song, but without the helpful subtitles. I cannot post the one with subtitles, but you can watch it here.




Death- White Lies

How to describe White Lies? Hmmmm. I'll let them describe themselves. According to their youtube channel they are "the glowering, glistening, moody, magnificent, cheekbones-of-granite, stone cold future of Rock". While they are certainly over estimating their good looks, they couldn't be more dead on about their sound. I think of them as a dash of 80's snyth pop, a pinch of The Bravery and a spoonful of The Killers all in one. You like that? Then check out the video below for their newest single Death. It's slow and rises into a beautiful crescendo at the end. Stick with it, you'll love it at the end.



Oh and just because, their first single To Lose my Life



Crying Lightning- Arctic Monkeys

Before this song I didn't understand the hype. Now I do. Either you love it or you don't, all I know is that if they keep making music like this, I might be a devoted fan.



If You Touch Me I'll Scream Part II- My Morning Jacket

My Morning Jacket is wondrous. Their latest album Evil Urges is a jewel meant to be treasured for all time. Never on a alt rock album have I heard such a range. Check out other tracks, The Librarian, Highly Suspicious and I'm Amazed. But the song below is my definite favorite on the album. Listen to it on headphones or in the car, blast it.

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Trouble Sleeping? Youtube.com Can Help

September 20th 2009 02:48
Can't sleep? Try some Youtube



Many people in the course of their lives will probably suffer from insomnia or have trouble sleeping at some point. I personally never had trouble sleeping until just recently, and in search of ways beyond taking sleeping pills or drinking warm milk before bed I stumbled upon using Youtube.com as a way to relax myself and fall into a restful sleep.

Why Youtube? Maybe it's because I personally find that certain sounds helps me sleep. Some people have to be isolated in a dark room with no sound or distractions to sleep and if so this article may not be for you.

I checked out Youtube.com one night when I was having trouble sleeping and found a couple of different videos which may or may not work for you as well.

Kipper the Dog

My little sister would watch Kipper on t.v when she was little. It's an adorable cartoon about animals with British accents. It's like Ritalin. My mother used to watch it with her and fall asleep on the couch, because it's just that relaxing. There is something about the soothing sounds of the accents and the lack of flashy animation that makes it something perfect to listen to or watch until you find yourself off in dreamland. And if you can find it on dvd, even better.

To the Youtube.com site



Lita

Lita (no last name given) has been billed on youtube.com as the worlds most soothing voice. Most of the video's featuring her voice are short, no longer than a minute, because she has her own website, where you can hear more. For a price. But try to take advantage of all the free Lita that you can on Youtube.com



To the Youtube.com site




Mysteriousgoo Whispers

Mysteriousgoo is part of the "whisper community" of youtube. What is the "whisper community"? I really have no idea, other than that this woman with a lovely European accent whispers about everything from her favorite movies and television shows to reading aloud from her favorite books. Whispering, bizarre but true. And snooze inducing, which I love.

To the Mysteriousgoo site


Any relaxing youtube.com videos you would like to share? Let me know!

* I am not a doctor. Take this with a grain of sand please.
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True Blood Recap- Beyond Here Lies Nothin

September 17th 2009 00:09

Beyond Here Lies Nothin
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True Blood Depeche Mode=Corrupt

September 13th 2009 19:41
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True Blood Recap: Frenzy

August 31st 2009 22:51
Frenzy
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Teacup Humans

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True Blood: New World in my View

August 24th 2009 22:43
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Something Special for all the ladies!


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Photo By Carter Smith

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True Blood Recap: I Will Rise Up

August 17th 2009 23:58
I will Rise Up
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The day I fell in love with Alexander Skarsgard

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Galactic Mistake?

August 14th 2009 14:08
Battlestar Galactica


Bryan Singer, director of the X-Men Franchise, is set to helm a Battlestar Galactica movie. Apparently, this movie, although still on the ground floor, and has yet to find a writer, will stand independent of the wildly acclaimed television series and will be a re-imagining of the original series in the 1970’s.
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Comment by Jess Scheuler
on Flight of the Conchords Emmy Noms!

July 18th 2009 21:19
I hope I covered all your favorites!

I know, I took my time through the last season. My Friday nights will never be the same......