Jeannine Baird

sydney, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA


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http://www.squarethemovie.com/
The website's been updated, the trailer has changed, but the Wonnie Bridge and River still looks beautiful in the twilight; painting a golden glow on what lies beneath. There's lots of interesting stuff about the making of the film, the actors, and great insights into the nitty gritty of film-making and manscaping (there are lots of mullets and beards to be maintained in this pic). It's well worth trawling through this site.
I was surprised to discover Claudia Karvan's smitten workmate in "Love My Way", appears in this film. Totally unrecognisable in tribal tatoo, John Butleresque beard, and facial injuries. Also surprising was the actress who plays Joel Edgerton's victim-girlfriend is only sixteen. She was brilliant. Keep an eye out for her in future roles. By then, I'll remember her name!
Here in the real valley, I'm looking forward to another reminder on the big screen of summers down here. It is freezing at this time of year. Freezing, dark and damp. Bring on the tank-top weather. The lack of sunshine is oppressive. The cold holds you hostage, as you lack the motivation to go outside, circadian rhythms are disturbed, and your mood fluctuates wildly. I follow the sunlight, like my cats, and spend mornings in my daughter's room; the only naturally warm room, carbon neutral room in the house. Till 11am, at least.
Outside, my chooks are off lay, and the backyard is permafrost. A Hills Hoist becomes redundant. All of my gardening, therefore, takes place on my balcony, where I'm currently transplanting the runners of inedible strawberries into pots, to train over the chook house out back, in the hope that hanging gardens are less accessible to claws and beaks. All the fertiliser they produce is not useful where they roam during the day, as they dig up any plants they can. Despite not laying, they seem as happy and healthy as ever, despite the freezing conditions.
The river is, remarkably, warmer than you'd think for this time of year. I know this first hand as I capsized my kayak on my first brief paddle last week. With my daughter. She was not happy...
Today's adventure was somewhat drier, though I must work on a more elegant way of disembarking from my craft.
Twilight on the water is magic. Ducks return to friendly backyards, and the sunset, mirrored in the clouds, casts its fluorescent reflection on the water...
For all my sarcasm, this really is an amazing place to live. And Nash's film shows the natural beauty of the place, whilst being unnervingly close to home in the portrayl of its inhabitants. Go see it, but heed the warnings, as there are some gory, albeit quirky bits.
And for some cleangreenneen trivia: in one of the funniest parts of the film, the dog's demise begins as he bolts out of my street. Which theoretically means his dodgy owner could be my neighbour! I'll keep on the lookout for mullets and mid-life crises!
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If you love political satire...

July 18th 2008 11:35
you'll find this amusing. Not quite as satisfying as a Chaser stunt, or even my "Jesus Would Be Left" set to a Colin Buchanan song (I flatter myself), but amusing if you're longing for the end of W's career.

To the tune of that Dylan classic, "The Times They Are A'Changing" is this little gem. Keep an eye out for Bill Clinton's cameo, his unfortunate pun, and Hillary's overdue response.

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WYD becoming the real GAFCon?

July 11th 2008 03:01
In recent weeks we rebellious Anglicans who believe the Bible is God's Word, and therefore it should be followed, had leaders meeting in Jerusalem under the name GAFCON. However it seems George Pell has been making the gafs.
This week ABC's Lateline has revealed (check out the archives on this story:
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that Archbishop Cardinal Pell is in need of the confessionals being put around the city, as he lied to a victim of sexual assault by a priest. Whilst Peter Jensen, Anglican Archbishop of Sydney makes a stand against bishops being ordained whilst in active homosexual relationships, his Catholic counterpart has been revealed as a liar, with a somewhat more laissez-faire attitude towards homosexuality in the church.
Whenever something like this comes into the news, I thank God for the Reformation. I suggested printing a T-shirt with Martin Luther's picture on it for next week, but my husband wisely advised that this would be tantamount to the Orange People causing riots in Ireland.
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It's not that these things don't occur in the Anglican church. They have. However there are consequences and procedures for how to deal with these issues. Furthermore, if Jensen ever lied, we would expect him to repent and resign. If John Della Bosca is dragged over the coals for some dodgy Stat Decs, then surely the closest thing to the Pope we have in Australia needs to be censured and sacked.
Will the Pope have the intestinal fortitude to do so next week?
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We wait with baited breath, and pray for justice, and healing for the man in the centre of this case, who is reliving the abuse in the face of the headlines.
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Two of my old favourites hit the big screen this week. Not sure if I can listen to the warning on the "Love Guru", as the short uses a sound bite from "Bunty Aur Babli", one of my favourite Mukherjee films (where she acts like a real woman, not a glamour queen), where she pairs up with the long of leg Mr Aishwarya Rai.
I might go and see this one. But I'l probably wait till the DVD comes out.

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Sunday born on a Monday

July 10th 2008 00:27
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Our Nic and our Keith have finally brought their first child into the world. A suitably slender celebrity 6 pounder called Sunday. A tiny Urbanite, set to challenge Scientologist Suri in the quest for a happy celebrity childhood with Fairly Odd Parents


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Neen's Birthday

July 8th 2008 15:12
I am 33 today. With my old friends there were many a joke about blue soup, congealed green gunge and orange marmalade being the fare of the 33rd (followed by a real fight between one very bad man and one human rights lawyer over the birthday girl).
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However this was not what occurred


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Moe and the Big Exit

July 3rd 2008 12:42
No, this is not a reference to the "Vegetales" animation on Moses and the Exodus from Egypt.
This Moe is a chimp, who has such impeccible table manners and personal hygiene that he was best man at his owner's wedding, and also shared the marital bed!
This is definately a link to read. Make sure you find out about the wrath the two other chimps unleashed on Moe's ex-owners, when they crashed the party and didn't get a slice of cake at Moe's birthday bash! They went to town on some very unusual party food


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Nice work if you can get it!

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However, this ain't no Mike Myers movie, and this is not the sort of dubious journalism found in the "Weekly World News".
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Life was so much simpler when your greatest issue to deal with was those fortnightly KFC cravings, rather than the reality of a world in decay. These last weeks have been particularly shocking in Australia, with 18month old twins, weighing the same as newborns, dying of starvation; kids killed by their psychotic father; and now this in Cowra. Humans are getting worse and worse


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Arthouse Imitates Life, Part II

June 30th 2008 01:03
It's very disconcerting to watch your community on the big screen. Or publically exposed for all the wrong reasons. Being "in the Shire, but not of the Shire", I was cringing around the time of the Cronulla riots. Here was a place not far me where racist rednecks boozed up and attacked any non-Aryan beachgoers and police with fists, glass and hatred (and as a heavily pregnant woman with non-descript ethnicity; frequently asked if I'm "FOB" or "Leb", I boycotted the beach that summer, for fear I'd be set upon). The world literally watched as the wonderful Sky News beamed our summer of shame across the world. It was public humiliation to be associated with the sort of people who tatoo their postcode on their torsoes, driving their utes between the bridges (but never over them, for fear their worlds may implode) festooned in the Australian flag, and who associate politically with the likes of John Howard and Danna Vale (the woman who brought us such eloquence as "We're (Anglo Australians) aborting ourselves out of existence").
Ironically, the riots happened the same day as the Woronora Christmas Carols by the River. Whilst we didn't attack anyone at our gathering, there was still quite a bit of public alcohol consumption. Never gives a community a good look. It was this very setting that the Edgerton Brothers chose as a major part of the drama in their film, "The Square". Whilst the community slowly got pissed, the protagonist caught wind that the scam he had attempted to abort had gone full term; delivering him a burnt corpse and a uteload of guilt when Santa and his firefighting mates failed to get the sled there on time. The character's life then spiralled more and more out of control, as his dishonesty in one part of his life became entangled in every other part. Like a bug caught in a web, the more he struggled, the more twisted and tangled he became.
It is a story repeated over and over again around here, though usually with far less tragic outcomes. The great exception though is the tale of Jeffrey Gilham, the man accused of killing his parents and brother before torching their Woronora home. It was eerie that this trial came up again as "The Square" website launched the movie trailer. This part of the plot is too close to home


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Comment by Jeannine Baird
on Fitness First?

July 8th 2008 13:22
Thanks, Anon.
I haven't been there for some months, but I agree with what you're saying. Their music videos were always highly sexualised. Now, to add to insecurities about body image etc they are actually advocating plastic surgery?! What a miserable organisation.
I had tried the personal trainers, and found them very pushy. I see why now. They work in terrible conditions.
Anyway, my kayak's due to arrive tomorrow, so I'm looking forward to some different training in God's beautiful creation.
Thanks for your comments.

Comment by Jeannine Baird
on Arthouse Imitates Life, Part II

June 30th 2008 02:20
Howdy Cib,
It is depressing, isn't it? It saddens me because we have no excuse, being in a safe, educated, and affluent society, to act like such moronic racist losers. "Fear" of anything different "invading" our turf; even if it's women wearing more than a bikini on the beach, or of people who choose not to mindlessly drink and sleep around (how un-Australian...), is what constitutes an unwillingness to assimilate into Australian culture, and what justifies such outbursts.
Imagine living somewhere that this sort of thing happens daily. Gaza, for instance. Or Zimbabwe. The problem is, you get Mugabes when racism festers and breeds hatred and antagonism towards "the other", who you deem as inferior because of their skin colour or country of origin.
Imagine where we'd be headed if Rudd hadn't won the election?

By the way, how on earth do you get 6000 readers?! Any hints?
Neen

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on Quoted: James McAvoy

June 30th 2008 01:18
Maybe he's not fawning over himself, but there's many who appreciate his post-Tumnus roles...
Tom LeFroy was a turning point, I think. "It is a truth universally acknowledged" that any man playing a Jane Austen hero is destined to cause many hearts to flutter.

Hi Dianna! Didn't expect a reply from a Canadian.
I know, it's harsh. My kids love Nutella (hazelnut chocolate spread), and I must say I doubt I'll be able to get a Fair Trade brand. However, it's not fair that my kids get to eat something that other kids have been stolen or sold for.
I did a quick websearch and found this website for you, which may help you find a Fair Trade fix in your homeland.
For me, it's the motivation I need to eat less chocolate. Melting a little and using it as a dip for fruit, rather than hoovering a whole block at once, is better for me as well as the world.
One of my favourite quotes comes from a bloke who was involved in the Reformation of the church in Switzerland; Ulrich Zwingli. He said, "Sometimes you must do what you want least in order to attain what you want most." It's a great quote for today's instant gratification-driven world. Maybe saving up, a la Charlie Bucket, for that extra special block on an extra special occasion, might make it taste all the better.
God bless you, Dianna. It's easier to change your consumer habits when you're still young and "poor". I pray you will always have a heart that acts on your beliefs.
Neen


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on OrbleCon on this Sunday in Sydney!

June 13th 2008 13:51
My apologies. Clean Green Neen will be at the State Theatre for the premiere of "The Square"!, my Bankstown roots enabling me to actually leave "the Shire"!
Have fun.

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on How do I Clean an LCD Screen

June 11th 2008 03:14
Enjo, Enjo, Enjo!!!

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on Put two and two together

June 11th 2008 03:07
Ohhhh... ! Absolutely no pun intended!!!

Comment by Jeannine Baird
on So you think you can write?

May 22nd 2008 13:53
Hi Morgan,
Yes it is. Good ole Mr Bennett. Such a wonderful Dad. Gee I love Jane Austen's writing. She had such an eye for comedy, and such ascerbic wit.

Thanks, Tracy.
God sure had fun creating this land. It is so gorgeous. Stay tuned for more pics...

Thanks, Tracey.
God sure had fun creating this land. It is so gorgeous. Stay tuned for more pics...