Manly, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA
Joined March 8th 2008
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Recent PostsThree Wolf Moon - New Moon Parody VideoNovember 23rd 2009 20:28
This was on the TV this morning as the third most clicked item on the internet in the last 24hrs. It's a silly parody of New Moon - but it made me laugh. Some people have way too much time on their hands. These guys have done quite a few parodies in their time and you can find more of the "Three Wolf Moon" crew on YouTube.
I am still team Jacob 
 Can Orble Please BAN this person with all the illegal movie downloads!!!November 23rd 2009 09:41
To be honest this is starting to piss me off.
I in NO WAY support the illegal downloading of movies, it is ruining an industry and yet every few days I log on I find an entire page of new posts of the links to visit to download these said "illegal" downloads. There are plenty of places to obtain them - is it necessary for Orble to become one of them? Movie piracy is sometimes just the tip of the iceberg. Evidence exists that movie piracy is linked to other criminal activity affecting local communities throughout Australia. With well over 1000% profit margins DVD piracy can be more profitable than drug trafficking. DVD pirates are not merely a product of market forces and entrepreneurship, central to their business model is criminal behavior extending beyond copyright theft. Money laundering, protection rackets, and even violent territorial warfare are all practices not uncommon to piracy business operations. The latest anti piracy campaign appears in cinemas, on DVDs and in DVD rental and retail stores nationally, challenging Australians to consider "what are you really burning?" before they burn, buy or download pirated films. With the Australian film industry losing over $230m yearly, and illegal DVD's almost equalling legal copies in circulation (47m vs 52m), film and TV piracy poses a real threat to our economy, jobs and the future of our films. Movie making is a risky business with only 4 out of 10 movies ever recouping their initial investment. Like every business, the industry relies on its profits to invest in future products. The revenue lost from piracy means there is less investment money available. Less money means fewer films are financed, which means fewer jobs are created, and there are fewer films for us to see. There are a growing number of industry voices including those of George Miller, Clayton Jacobson, Phillip Noyce, Joel Edgerton and Margaret Pomeranz speaking out against film and TV piracy and its negative impact on Australia and Australians. "Some of our best films often take 10 years to get off the ground," says Dr Miller. "It is too easy to burn it. It only takes a few minutes to burn a film and that work is lost." "Piracy basically robs the work of incredibly hardworking and talented people in the film industry and if we don't do something about it, a precious thing will be lost." "For people like me, it's okay, I'm successful, I'm doing okay. But for every one person like me, like the people on "Happy Feet", there are 900 other people who worked on a film like that whose work is being ripped off. It makes it harder for them to get a job next time." To report Movie Piracy - visit www.afact.com.au - where most of this information is directly copied from! Orble - PLEASE PUT AN END TO SUPPORTING THIS CRIME ON THIS SITE
Beastly TEASER TRAILER & ImagesNovember 22nd 2009 20:47
The teenage book to movie world is going mental thanks to Harry Potter and more recently Twilight. This continues the mystical with a retake on the Beauty and the Beast story. It stars Alex Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens, Neil Patrick Harris and Mary Kate Olsen. It will be directed by Daniel Barnz who has two films under his belt that I have never heard of. Phoebe in Wonderland and The Cutting Room. I hope the film turns out nicely because I really like Pettyfer and thought he should be a HUGE film star ever since the mediocre Stormbreaker came out. He has the looks and he has that insane Brithish accent.
Alex was also in Wild Child. You should all know Vanessa Hudgens, she is the other, way less attractive half of High School Musical hehe. 
A beast. Not quite wolf or bear, gorilla or dog but a horrible new creature who walks upright, a creature with fangs and claws and hair springing from every pore. I am a monster. 
You think i'm talking fairy tales? No way. The place is New York City. The time is now. It's no deformity, no disease. And I'lll stay this way forever, ruined, unless I can break the spell. 
Pettyfer looking not too Beastly
Yes, the spell, the one the witch in my English class cast on me. Why did she turn me into a beast who hides by day and prowls by night? I'lll tell you. I'll tell you how I used to be Kyle Kingsbury, the guy you wished you were, with money, perfect looks, and the perfect life. And then, I'll tell you how I became perfectly . . . beastly. 
I am looking forward to this one but unfortunately it won't hit screens until July 30 2010 - still lots of post production to be done. I will wait Alex
Food That KillsNovember 22nd 2009 09:21
Although there are very few foods that cause instant death, there are some well known, and not so well known, dangerous foods that we should all be aware of. This list is by no means comprehensive, but it hits some of the more common dangerous ingredients you could encounter. These posinous foods are all naturally occuring and we could all die from them, some due to massive, near impossible levels of consumtion but some people with low tolerance can die quickly from these.
This list was originally produced in 2008 by Dahlia Rideout. A lot of them surprised the hell out of me. Everyone knows the Blowfish is poisonous but also a huge delicacy - it is kind of the Russian Roullette of eating. And I feel massively sorry for dogs, cats and other animals for their intolerance to chocolate - that is just a cruel twist of life for them [ Click here to read more ]
Season of the Witch TRAILERNovember 21st 2009 20:51
When two knights (Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman) return from the Crusades, they find their homeland ravaged by the Black Plague. The church blames the plague on sorcery, and orders the knights to escort an accused witch (Claire Foy) to a remote abbey , where monks will perform a ritual that they hope will put an end to the pestilence. When they arrive, the knights make a horrific discovery that pits them against a powerful and destructive force.
Twilight: New Moon ($16-)November 19th 2009 10:10
The wait is over Twilighters - it's time to don your team Jacob or team Edward kit and head out to do battle in the cinema queues. I entered the foray of female teenage hordes and popped in to watch New Moon after work today and besides my constant desire to rip holes in the throats of screaming teenagers through the entire film I was mind blown at how good this episode is.
The Boys Are Back ($13-)November 18th 2009 08:52
The Boys Are Back ($13-)
Inspired by a true story, THE BOYS ARE BACK is a deeply moving, wryly confessional tale of fatherhood, that intimately evokes both the fragility and wonders of family life. It follows a witty, wisecracking, action-oriented sportswriter Joe Warr (CLIVE OWEN) who, in the wake of his wife's tragic death, finds himself in a sudden, stultifying state of single parenthood. With turbulent emotions swirling just below the surface, Joe Warr throws himself into the only child-rearing philosophy he thinks has a shot at bringing joy back into their lives: "just say yes
Ponderisms to Drive You NutsNovember 18th 2009 06:50
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes
Vinyan ($13-)November 16th 2009 09:31
VINYAN is a film that takes every parent's worst nightmare and follows it into new realms of sheer horror. This film is what would happen if the Lord of the Flies had unprotected sex with Apocolyspe Now on acid.
After losing their only child in the devastating tsunami of Southeast Asia, Paul (Rufus Sewell, DARK CITY) and Janet Belhmer (Emmanuelle Beart, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE) barely have the strength to go on. Despite being a little disturbed by Janet's seemingly irrational claims that she saw their son in a documentary about the orphans living in the Burmese jungle, Paul shows his support by agreeing to join her on a search for the boy. But what they encounter on their trip are horrors both earthly and ungodly: drug traffickers threaten their lives and the presence of a clan of inexplicably rabid children seem to suggest a fate that goes far beyond death
Runny-Centred Chocolate Hazelnut MuffinsNovember 16th 2009 01:27
I am getting so bored staying in with this flu and in constant want of chocolate for self sympathising that I made some of these yummy muffins this morning. They are absolutely mouth watering and will change your world, they also stopped me from eating all the nutella out of a jar with a spoon.
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