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The Blog Formerly Known As Saturday Morning Movie Club - by Lizard68591

 
My Rating System - I won't be using thumbs or stars or any of the other already taken [and may I say unoriginal] symbols. Instead my affinity for a film [or lack thereof] will be illustrated by clocks. Strange perhaps, but also practical. When you see as many movies as I do you end up seeing a significant amount of crap. The crappier the movie the more times I find myself checking the time. So here's the deal...there will be a scale from zero to 5. For those who have yet figured it out a rating of 5 clocks will be awarded to such horrific Hollywood debacles as Steven Spielberg's A.I. and zero stars will be reserved only for those movies that rise to the level of this summer's Little Miss Sunshine.

Jackass Number Two - 1 Clock

October 21st 2006 23:58
There’s really nothing I can say about Jackass Number Two that the title doesn’t already say…Lucky for Johnny Knoxville and his crew, american audiences [myself included] love their type of dim-witted humor and I have no doubt that this is one sequel that is well on its way to surpassing its predecessor at the box office.

With that said this is the type of movie that requires no real review. Those of you who will like it know who you are and I urge you to get to the theaters. What I can do is list some of my favorite stunts from the movie…Medicine Ball Dodgeball; Toro Totter; Big Green Ball; and my absolute favorite scene involving a hidden boxing glove.

On a final note, as I sat in the theater, the lawyer in me couldn’t help but want to sneak a peak at the consent forms required for the filming of some of these stunts while the unemployed lawyer in me couldn’t help but wonder “how do I get a job as a crewmember for #3?”

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