Latest Fashion. Jewelry no one can see.
October 1st 2006 07:06
Gold Makes you Go Blind
Under the general category of "Idiots with Money" comes the latest in fashion jewelry. This consists of a bracelet that looks like a piece of Dunlop rubber with a suspicious bulge in the middle of it, like the snake that turned around and ate itself. The piece of rubber retails at around $3,000.00 and is the latest fashion for a group of idiots with lots of money who call themselves neo cons, the new inconspicuous consumers. Inconspicuity does not prevent them from flogging themselves in the press as owners of the piece of rubber which is designed by Otto Kunzli, a Swiss jeweler who makes pieces that look as interesting as the cast offs from the stain glass factory.
The lump in the middle of the rubber is a piece of gold. You don’t know this of course unless you cut it out and who amongst this group of morons is going to be the first to let the side down and do that. You purchase this masterpiece with all the assurances of the name of Kunzli, a man of impeccable credentials who would never let you down, unless letting you buy and wear rubbish is not letting you down. Assurances are that the lump in the middle of the rubber really is a piece of gold valued at least as much as the jewelry.
The neo cons can content themselves as they lie between their designer sheets that they have squizzled away a nice little nest egg that no one sees or knows about. They have all the qualities of the bizarre Herman Goering who used to have a servant follow him around with a bowel of diamonds so that he could slip over and inconspicuously run his fingers through them to remind himself of who he was and how much money he had.
This stunning piece of jewelry is called Gold Makes You Go Blind. All we can say is that Otto is certainly not going blind. However the wankers who purchase his stuff are obviously going blind for that very reason.
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