I'm nothing but a sperm-depository to you.
April 9th 2009 01:48
I remember the night Vicky did mum's hair. Mum asked dad if he noticed anything different. Dad looked around the kitchen and couldn't see anything that had changed since he went to work that morning. I had a bit of a squiz myself. The walls were the same. The light globe was still in the same place.
This upset mum quite a bit. She didn't mention God much but she said, "For God's sake. I've had my hair coloured."
Dad made the fatal mistake of telling her it didn't matter to him what her hair looked like. I think he meant he liked it however it was, but mum didn't interpret it that way. She went on a rant about how nothing she did mattered to him.
Dad tried to explain. Just one more fatal mistake with a woman. Never try and explain anything to them when they're upset at you with what you've already said. You may as well buy a shovel, dig a big hole and get into it. Then dig it a bit deeper still.
Mum was a big one for tit-for-tat. Dad had insulted her. In her mind. She would insult him back. And then not have sex with him. "I'm nothing but a sperm depository to you, am I?" she yelled at him.
I don't know how she thought she was a sperm-depository because, according to dad, he hardly ever got his end in.
Dad decided two fatal mistakes wasn't enough. He asked mum if it was a new dress she was wearing. Mum just got up and went to the bedroom. And slammed the door behind her.
Dad just turned to me and said, "It's nice to spend a bit of time together, isn't it pal?" I just nodded because I think if I'd told him the truth at that time, he wouldn't have been in the mood to hear it.
Men and women are very different creatures. Don't believe anything modern people tell you about equality. It's not true.
This upset mum quite a bit. She didn't mention God much but she said, "For God's sake. I've had my hair coloured."
Dad made the fatal mistake of telling her it didn't matter to him what her hair looked like. I think he meant he liked it however it was, but mum didn't interpret it that way. She went on a rant about how nothing she did mattered to him.
Dad tried to explain. Just one more fatal mistake with a woman. Never try and explain anything to them when they're upset at you with what you've already said. You may as well buy a shovel, dig a big hole and get into it. Then dig it a bit deeper still.
Mum was a big one for tit-for-tat. Dad had insulted her. In her mind. She would insult him back. And then not have sex with him. "I'm nothing but a sperm depository to you, am I?" she yelled at him.
I don't know how she thought she was a sperm-depository because, according to dad, he hardly ever got his end in.
Dad decided two fatal mistakes wasn't enough. He asked mum if it was a new dress she was wearing. Mum just got up and went to the bedroom. And slammed the door behind her.
Dad just turned to me and said, "It's nice to spend a bit of time together, isn't it pal?" I just nodded because I think if I'd told him the truth at that time, he wouldn't have been in the mood to hear it.
Men and women are very different creatures. Don't believe anything modern people tell you about equality. It's not true.
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Comment by Lilla
From The Home Front
Enviro Warrior
Dream Herald
Esoteric Bookshop
this caught my eye a while ago now and I had commented, but it never got through for obvious reasons (?*well obvious to some?) .. However, what i had said was that this is exactly what my mother used to say to my father, often, as she trained herself (and me) into the art of manhating *chuckle* poor thing. Luckily I was a rebellious youngen!
Anyeeewhoo, what I never understood was that she eventually left my dad to go and find another donour . . go figure?
Women can be strange creatures.
Lilla ..
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
When I was doing marriage instructions, Fr Hogan drilled it into me that a man has to make much more of an effort to get to know female nature, because man's is so transparent. I think he was spot on.
It seems to me that the only thing that keeps a man and a woman together is good sex on a regular basis. We don't have a lot in common.
Oh the whole thing about comments not going through was because of a couple of things: changing email addresses and some glitch whereby the blog changed to verify. I certainly didn't manually go in and change it to verify.
This manhating thing is very silly. It's like womanhating. Both are as silly as each other. But I put it down to the frustration of modern life more than anything. And how a lot of people are forced into survival-mode rather than living mode. It can make you very frustrated and angry at times. You just hope your anger doesn't spill over into anything serious.
I like Kevin. He's a straight-shooter. He amuses me.