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War Of The Worlds

January 23rd 2009 23:25
OK, so on Wednesday I watched the Tom Cruise remake of War Of The Worlds on BBC3. I think I'd be given to believe that it was a bad film but I didn't think that I found it any worse than any other Tom Cruise film. ( I think I once saw Tom Cruise in East Grinstead which is where I work and also nearby to the european headqurters for scientology. There was a fairly short chap and he was weariing a baseball cap, dark glasses and a beard and I remember thinking he looked as though it was in disguise and later in the week there were reports that Tom Cruise had been in the town and I put two and two together, probably made five but I count it as a sighting).


Anyway in the film he plays Ray who is an excellent dock-worker - this is established at the beginning of the film for no apparent reason - but a lousy father and a cowardly man. His two children who live with his estranged wife have no respect for him and this isn't suprising as he forgets what time the children are arriving to stay with him and has made no provision for them foodwise. When alien visitors arrive and start attacking he manages to drive the children away from the area back to their mother's house and it is down to the teenage son Bobby to save both his sister and his father when this house comes under attack. The main interest in the film is watching to see what parts of the plot and characters occur from the original versions. There are parallels, and there are differences but of course we all know that ultimately the earth survives the alien attack. No mention of martians and the pods that become the fighting machines are said to already be buried beneath the earth and the aliens are transported down into them. If they're not martians are they thetans?
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Supenova

January 16th 2009 14:04
OK, so I tried to watch a this film on Virgin TV last night and basically managed to stay with it till the first or second ad break. It really was that bad. I think I haven't seen anything that slow since I went to see Mr and Mrs Bridge which was a film about two people growing old together which by the time you got to the end of it felt as though it had been done in real time.

From my brief viewing of it Supernova was a film set in an age of space exploration in which it was possible to travel interstellar distances, but not safely; and the spaceship was crewed with mentally sub-normal people who had tampered with the programming of the ships on-board computer to give it more human personality traits - obviously the warnings of 2001 had been lost on them - or alternatively played childish games of pretending to be dead to try and disturb other members of the crew.


We looked it up on the internet when we switched it off and found that it seems to have been universally condemned as a bad film, even after attempts to 'rescue' it by Francis Ford Coppolla.

So this film, even though I have never seen it gets no recommendation from me.
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Bolt

January 11th 2009 17:15
Well, this gave me a few laughs, which is what I consider the purpose of cartoons. Enough realism in the drawings to make it watchable, but lovely caricatures. Bolt is a super-hero tale crossed with 'The Incredible Journey'. Bolt is a super-powered dog in his own world but that world is shattered and he find himself transported to an America where his powers no longer exist, styro-foam seemingly impacting on him like Kryptonite might do another more familiar hero. Bolt sets out to prove that he can rescue Penny, who has been captured by the villainous green eyed man, without the aid of his powers. Along the way he is assisted by Mittens and Rhino, Rhino claims his heritage is 1/16th wolf with a bit of wolverine mixed in. Mittens is sceptical of Bolt's claims to super-powers, whilst Rhino hero-worships him. On the journey Mittens educates Bolt in the ways and pleasures of ordinary dogs. A motto for this film could come straight from the dialogue 'even the imposible is possible when you're awesome'. If you want a film with aliens, pigeons, super-villains, high speed chases, hollywood moguls, you probably won't do better than this.
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Seven Pounds

January 9th 2009 20:24
OK, so what are the Seven Pounds? That's one of the things that you may well be thinking as this latest Will Smith vehicle progresses. It's a bit like The Thirty Nine Steps – each film version has had to devise its own answer so that it's not always going to be obvious to the viewer. I know I had several thoughts about what the Seven Pounds might be as the film rolled gently along. There are some flashbacks that you may think are giving you clues (or a least I did), but then they may be red herrings or certainly just plot devices to make parts of the film more plausible. For example – Where does an IRS man get the skill to mend a 150 year old printing press. Pounds is one of those words with a number of different meanings. Weight, Currency, Beats, Enclosures being the obvious one and at one point I thought it was to do with weight and flight, but I was misled. The film has a lot of love and a lot of sadness but if the ending was supposed to be they all lived happily ever after that's not what I felt. Also, and you'll get this when you see the film, are jelly-fish like honey-bees? Can they only sting once? Otherwise I think that was a bit of a risky game to play.
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The Changeling

January 9th 2009 19:49
I saw The Changeling before Christmas and though it seemed well-enough acted I felt it could have been a bitshorter. Though on reflection perhaps the intention was to make us feel the drag of the events on the life of the mother (Angeline Jolie) who was being so badly done by. Recent reports of the British police using their anti-terrorist powers in inappropriate cases do make me wonder whether things have changed much since the American police of the 1920's used their classification of category 12 police action to have women who may be a nuisance to them detained in mental assylums. It is worrying how little power the individual has against the state/official bodies and I think that this was the main thought behind this film. And yet we have to believe that officials are not corrupt or else we can not sleep safely in our beds. My farourite thing about this film was the scenery, it is interesting to see settings that are designed to replicate historic images in good quality colour. The way the telephone exchanges operated back then was also interesting. I don't know what is happening Oscar wise with this film but I certainly think it deserves one for the hopefully authentic settings.
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Bedtime Stories

January 9th 2009 19:31
Disney's latest ouput for the liitle 'uns is the somewhat unlikely story of a janitor who is owed a hotel by the businessman who rescued his father from financial ruin. It includes one of my least favourite actor/comedians Russell Brand in a sidekick role to said Janitor. (my dislike of Russell is from how rude and arrogant he has been to me in comedy clubs where I have encountered him.) The star of the piece is in my opinion the poorly disfigured guinea pig Bugsy who is seen breakdancing and apparently fully understands every word said to him. The janitor's sister leaves her two children in his care whilst she goes hunting for a new job. The magic occurs when the two children join in their uncle's bedtime storytelling and thereby add improbable elements to his life. Despite the worries that 'there are no happy endings in real life' everything turns out ok in the end - the baddies are defeated and the good guys rewarded with their dream – which as it turns out is on a smaller scale than the janitor had fought for. There is probably a good life lesson there along the lines of set your goals high but be happy with what you get.
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