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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:
"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
Using a combination of cosmetics, lighting and airbrushing techniques the idea of glamour photography is to emphasise the person's sexuality and allure.
However, sometimes it goes so very wrong!
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Thanks to the Daily Telegraph, here is some good advice for anyone heading for a trip abroad. See the full list here.
Dubai
As this conservative Muslim emirate becomes one of the worlds biggest holiday playgrounds, cultural strains are showing. Last years "sex on the beach" case involving a British couple was merely the tip of the iceberg. Under new behaviour guidelines announced recently (though yet to become law), miniskirts and skimpy shorts would be banned outside hotels and other private areas, and bikinis restricted to the fenced-off sands of luxury resorts.
Morocco
Like Egypt, this is a flourishing destination with a fundamentally conservative Islamic culture. Women in particular are expected to dress modestly and may attract (unwelcome) attention otherwise. Local women cover their hair, and many travellers follow suit.
Thailand
Although Western standards dominate tourist islands, Thais are generally conservative and dress neatly. Off the beach, both sexes should wear a shirt, and if you dress up a bit (a collared shirt rather than a T, for example), you will earn more respect. Note too that your clothes can be political Thailands two warring political factions are identified by the colour of their T-shirts red and yellow.
Egypt
With British visitors surging by 38 per cent last year, Egypt is fast becoming an extension of Europe in the minds of holidaymakers. Yet despite its easy-going Red Sea resorts, Egypts culture is conservative and Muslim.
Anywhere off the beach, including the temples along the Nile, souks (markets) and mosques, you should dress modestly.
Catholic Europe
Religious sensitivities are not limited to the Muslim world. Many European churches and cathedrals, including Notre Dame in Paris and St Peters Rome, have dress codes, and as ever away from the beach in southern Spain, Greece, Italy and Portugal, values are more conservative.
Hannah Montana Rock Star Fashion Challenge
It's almost eight.. and Miley is late for her concert. Quick! She needs to find the perfect outfit that will transform her into Hannah Montana, the famous rock star. Can you help her find the look that matches the snapshot
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Jewel Quest, the Indiana Jones inspired puzzle game has entered a new chapter with Jewel Quest Solitaire III. In this instalment you will travel the world solving puzzles as you go. The twist of course is that not all puzzles are jewel matching, some involve solving mysteries and as the name suggests various Solitaire challenges await!
Genre: Puzzle
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
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From Thomas Hawk's collection on Flickr, here are some of the sights you will find when road tripping over the USA. See the remainder of the collection here.
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Quagmire is the crazy, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound neighbour of Peter Griffin in the Family Guy. He is known for his one liners and catch phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."
Example
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This site is guilty of poking fun at the king of pop over the years. But now that he's gone, the world has lost an amazing talent and brilliant singer. Millions of fan all over the worl are feeling like they've lost a close friend. Thanks to the Sacramento Bee, here are how his legions of fans are paying tribute. FInd more information and images here.
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Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field.
Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference coincidently held in his home town. He walked on stage, placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted. The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the lecture room and reverberated it down the hall! He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again
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