I was told to write about what I know
May 16th 2008 00:54
Man I miss old school porn!
I don't know at which point porn turned proffesional, but I see it as a black day in history.
Sure now we have high deffinition dvds and a larger access to sourcing the acient art, thanks to the internet.
But where are they classic lines now? I've come to clean zee pool! Man you can't make that stuff up, and current directors and writers seem to agree.
'Pirates' was the biggest selling porno a couple of years ago and it had the budget of a regular movie.
I want shit acting! Not shit animation.
Porn now has so many genres that rip off the steep tradition it has grown, lazy gonzo (straight up sex, almost mummy and daddy sex) casting couch (an interview before sex)
I struggle to find pornography that can make me giggle before I hit the vinegar stroke now.
But don't get me wrong. The porn industry are making some killer parodies of the american blockbusters.
But I guess ill have to live with it, I can live with out the shit red hot chilli peppers are dishing out recently, but porn will remain the warm night for many a lonely man!Your text goes hereYour text goes here
I don't know at which point porn turned proffesional, but I see it as a black day in history.
Sure now we have high deffinition dvds and a larger access to sourcing the acient art, thanks to the internet.
But where are they classic lines now? I've come to clean zee pool! Man you can't make that stuff up, and current directors and writers seem to agree.
'Pirates' was the biggest selling porno a couple of years ago and it had the budget of a regular movie.
I want shit acting! Not shit animation.
Porn now has so many genres that rip off the steep tradition it has grown, lazy gonzo (straight up sex, almost mummy and daddy sex) casting couch (an interview before sex)
I struggle to find pornography that can make me giggle before I hit the vinegar stroke now.
But don't get me wrong. The porn industry are making some killer parodies of the american blockbusters.
But I guess ill have to live with it, I can live with out the shit red hot chilli peppers are dishing out recently, but porn will remain the warm night for many a lonely man!Your text goes hereYour text goes here
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