Kerryn WoodI pushed the self destruct button yesterday, and my head blew off...
May 19th 2007 05:35
I pushed the self-destruct button yesterday and my head blew off. I didn’t mean for that to happen, but it did, it just blew clean off my shoulders and landed with a thud on the ground beside my feet.
It lay there, motionless, except for a rather astonished look in the pair of dull grey eyes that were staring up at the rest of my body. My mouth moved, capable of only one word and asked the simple question, “Why?”
Reasonable enough question really, given the situation and all. And even easier to explain: if you push a big red button clearly marked SELF-DESTRUCT, you are going to…..most probably, self destruct, and chances are, your head is going to fall off.
And that’s what happened. Simple. You went and pushed the bloody big red button, CLEARLY MARKED…..SELF DESTRUCT!
And you did…..
You self destructed….
Head…clean off….
Gone….
Now what are you going to do?
Fool! Heads on floor. Body stands erect, headless.
What possible good are you to anyone now?
Even I can’t operate properly.
I can see and hear and speak, but I can’t actually DO!
Bloody self destruct buttons….
So here I lie, well, here my head lies.
My body is standing above me, clearly embarrassed; I can tell by the way my arms and hands shift from front to back and front again, and my legs cross and re cross, my feet shuffling, obviously this was NOT a clever thing to do.
Still, I’ve got my dignity.
Moral to this story, press a big red button marked Self Destruct, and you will, destruct, and your head may indeed fall to the ground and be forever estranged from the rest of your body - therefore, work together - body, mind and soul…..
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO PRESS YOUR SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON???
It lay there, motionless, except for a rather astonished look in the pair of dull grey eyes that were staring up at the rest of my body. My mouth moved, capable of only one word and asked the simple question, “Why?”
Reasonable enough question really, given the situation and all. And even easier to explain: if you push a big red button clearly marked SELF-DESTRUCT, you are going to…..most probably, self destruct, and chances are, your head is going to fall off.
And that’s what happened. Simple. You went and pushed the bloody big red button, CLEARLY MARKED…..SELF DESTRUCT!
And you did…..
You self destructed….
Head…clean off….
Gone….
Now what are you going to do?
Fool! Heads on floor. Body stands erect, headless.
What possible good are you to anyone now?
Even I can’t operate properly.
I can see and hear and speak, but I can’t actually DO!
Bloody self destruct buttons….
So here I lie, well, here my head lies.
My body is standing above me, clearly embarrassed; I can tell by the way my arms and hands shift from front to back and front again, and my legs cross and re cross, my feet shuffling, obviously this was NOT a clever thing to do.
Still, I’ve got my dignity.
Moral to this story, press a big red button marked Self Destruct, and you will, destruct, and your head may indeed fall to the ground and be forever estranged from the rest of your body - therefore, work together - body, mind and soul…..
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO PRESS YOUR SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON???
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