I loathe the thing that grows on my face
January 13th 2009 12:24
Don't you think that would be an awesome name for a movie. Some sort of psycological horror film where a man becomes increasingly at odds with the oozing gibbering pustule that is hanging off his chin.
The climax is when the man finally convinces the woman of his dreams to marry him, despite his growing sentient mass, the boil grows so large it becomes bigger than him and he becomes the growth on IT.
The moral of the story is that we're always at the mercy of nature and its menagerie of diseases.
I'm a fucking genius.
I forgot what i was going to write about but FUCK YEAH, script idea
ahem.
The reason for the title, and what i feel i may speak about now, is the recent medical condition I have developed. Also, remind me at the end, to talk about the increasingly bright future of this blog.
I've got a rash. Not just a boring red skin rash. This is an oozing pustule rash. Which is pretty fucking disgusting, to be honest with you. It's ungodly itchy. It also feels and looks like something horrible and evil. Its on my jaw, just below the jaw line. So i suppose its a plus that as long as I don't make and weird faces, you won't be able to see it.
So i went to the doctor today. And she gives me antibiotics for it. She doesn't tell me what it is though. she just says pustules alot and after suggesting it might be rickets and my head exploding, she prescribed me this crap and ushered me out.
Now, im all for that. You know, it doesn't matter to me what it is. As long as it isn't herpes and these pills with fix it, then whatever you say captain..
but no, never that simple. You read the possible side effects of the antibiotics and the first one is.....drumroll........fucking THRUSH!!!
Since when does thrush come in pill form? And why do i have to put my penis on the line to get rid of a face rash? This seems unreasonable....
Frankly, I'm not having a good day.
Oh yeah, and the blog thing.
I got an email. That said Orble wants to host me on a domain name so i can write all legitimate like. Which i'm all for, my ascent to ruler of the world is assured now!!!
I just can't think of a name for it. Obviously i can't use the copyrighted one i have at the moment. So bear with me while i come up with something not very witty. but better than nothing
THRUSH!!!?!?!?!
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