I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny...
October 29th 2006 23:47
Look, I can be daggy when it comes to work clothes. Im lucky I work in a place where I can wear anything. Sometimes thats cool cause I can rock up in jeans and sneakers, no makeup and no one cares!
If ever I leave this place, I think I will have to try a little harder and dress a little bit more corporately. I kinda feel sorry for the chicks who HAVE to wear stockings (Yuck) and HAVE to wear makeup everyday.
This brings me to work attire. I mean, I'm sure there are girls at the station and on the train think "Jesus, where the hell does she work?" You know they probably think Im some povo student going to uni. But sometimes I think about where some of the girls on the train work too...
Like today for example, I saw the tightest pair of cream coloured pants. Man, they were tight. This woman was wearing normal undies and they were cutting into her butt. Yeah, it was bad!!! So it looked like she had like 4 butt cheeks. The pants then did her no justice.
Fair enough this woman doesnt wear a G. Im not sure if that is a good or bad thing? I don't wear em. I dont like em. I feel like Im not wearing undies. I also feel like I should be dancing around on the train pole entertaining the other passengers. Anyways, girls (maybe even guys) if you do decide to wear em, try not to have it showing. Its skanky. I mean, go ahead if you're a crack whore, but if you're on the way to work and you're wearing low cut black pants and a red G. You're asking for trouble! And Looks! And Remarks!
This is all I can say:
1. Wear pants your size
2. Wear undies your size
3. If you have a big butt wear dark coloured pants
4. Enough with the G-String hanging out low riders
5. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Word.
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